Hello fellow Christians!

[AmericanBibleMom]

Well Hi there!

My name's Angie and I've recently become saved by the lord! It happened when my third daughter was born.

I was pushing and pushing, praying to Jesus that he would bring me a healthy baby, no matter the cost.

But then I heard things go wrong. The doctors were saying I wasn't gunna make it! Everything went cold and black and Jesus appeared to me then!

He told me everything was going to be okay, he placed his hand on my head and I came back around!

Baby Emily was born into my life that day!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

Do you have your husband's permission to be posting here?

And why hasn't he been taking you to church?


If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[AmericanBibleMom]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

Oh yes sir! I wouldn't do anything behind my husbands back! He's sitting here next to me as I post. And we go to church whenever we can sir (which is usually every single day)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

Oh yes sir! I wouldn't do anything behind my husbands back! He's sitting here next to me as I post. And we go to church whenever we can sir (which is usually every single day)

And which church would that be? What's your Pastor's name? I may know him.

[AmericanBibleMom]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

Pastor Blaine Fye at the Calvary Baptist Church sir, in Kentucky.

[AmericanBibleMom]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

Kansas* Sir, my computer tried to spellcheck. Silly me.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

Well Hi there!

My name's Angie and I've recently become saved by the lord! It happened when my third daughter was born.

I was pushing and pushing, praying to Jesus that he would bring me a healthy baby, no matter the cost.

But then I heard things go wrong. The doctors were saying I wasn't gunna make it! Everything went cold and black and Jesus appeared to me then!

He told me everything was going to be okay, he placed his hand on my head and I came back around!

Baby Emily was born into my life that day!

Hi Angie,

I hope you didn't take any pain killers when Emily was born did you?

Just because you nearly died I hope you didn't try to get out of the pain God sent you.

Genesis 3:16 Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

The pain was sent as punishment to you for Eve's sin. I hope you thanked God for the agony of childbirth. Did you?

YiC

Jack

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

Well Hi there!

My name's Angie and I've recently become saved by the lord!

So we love the Lord, but we don't respect Him enough to capitalize His name?

The doctors were saying I wasn't gunna make it!

So your computer's spell checker auto-corrects "Kansas" into "Kentucky," but it doesn't bother to do anything about your Ebonic tween-speak?

Just admit it: You're a mindless, juvenile delinquent from Kentucky, aren't you?

[David the godmocking queer]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

I dont think its very fair for you guys to talk down to her like that because she made a few spelling mistakes.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

I dont think its very fair for you guys to talk down to her like that because she made a few spelling mistakes.

Who asked you what you think?

God cares deeply about grammar, spelling and so on.

"one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18

[David the godmocking queer]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

So God judges people on how smart they are? I thought it was all about worshiping him and believing in him. Do the mentally challenged go to hell too?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

So God judges people on how smart they are? I thought it was all about worshiping him and believing in him. Do the mentally challenged go to hell too?

Read about it yourself.

You could have simply searched for "Do retards go to Hell?", but since you are so lazy, I have done it for you.

Colossians 3:23 (King James Version) And whatsoever ye do, do it heartily, as to the Lord, and not unto men;

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

So God judges people on how smart they are? I thought it was all about worshiping him and believing in him. Do the mentally challenged go to hell too?

For a handy, but by no means complete, list of who's going to Hell, please refer to Pastor Ezekiel's signature, which appears in all his posts.

Will the mentally "challenged" go to Hell? Well, stupid people go to Hell every day, for making stupid decisions, such as not loving and obeying the Lord.

Given that retarded people are, by definition, more likely to make stupid decisions, I'd say there are surely quite a few of them riding the short bus to Hell.

[David the godmocking queer]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

Well why would god create mentally retarded people just so he can send them to hell? They cant make decisions with the same level of judgment that you or I can.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello fellow Christians!

Well why would god create mentally retarded people just so he can send them to hell? They cant make decisions with the same level of judgment that you or I can.

First of all, you aren't allowed to demand that God explain Himself to you. You are nothing but a filthy, vile sinner who richly deserves to be cast into hell and tortured for all eternity. That's what the Holy Bible says.

Second of all, God made everything. He created queers, witches, retardeds and all manner of evil. He works in mysterious ways. Who are you to judge God?