[JonathanJ]

Re: Hello From United Kingdom

Because they were wrong.

1 Thessalonians 5:2 For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.



See above.

Thank you redeemed papist.
Godbless
JonathanJ

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hello From United Kingdom

Thank you Pastor Ezekiel!
Godbless
Quick question! Why did people say judgement day was on may 2012 ?

Because they were wrong.

1 Thessalonians 5:2 For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.

Is there a Genuine fixed date for the rapture?

See above.

[JonathanJ]

Re: Hello From United Kingdom

We had a British butler and my father had to fire him because he was a deviant and he told me that a lot of Brits are fags. My knowledge comes from the Holy Word or Almighty God.... Lev 20:13 The Lord protects us from these abominable sinners. Besides England is a socialist country and most socialists are fags and most fags have AIDS and all will get it. Leviticus 20:13 clearly states that AIDS is a blood borne death serum carried in the blood.

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

I did introduce myself on my very first post.

Unfortunately, lots of my kind are aid ridden Sinners Having sex when they are infants!! I for one am not one of thoes Dirty chavs (chavs are homosexual, aid ridden poo eaters!) I have been baptised infront of our holy lord in the holy water with which he blessed us with!
I am not a homosexual but you are true. when the british pilgrims
Joined the Americans we where left with all the AIDS!

I also have good teeth! (thanks to my dentist)

Godbless JonathanJ

[JonathanJ]

Re: Hello From United Kingdom

If you love Jesus but don't know the Holy Bible, then you must have very, very strong faith! I wonder if you've got any teeth though, being a brithishman and all...

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Thank you Pastor Ezekiel!
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Quick question! Why did people say judgement day was on may 2012 ? Is there a Genuine fixed date for the rapture?

JonothanJ

[JonathanJ]

Re: Hello From United Kingdom

Britain was a minor annoyance to America a couple of hundred years ago. Why are you back ?

Why was i an annoyance? bearing in mind god hadnt created me back then ;D

[JonathanJ]

Re: Hello From United Kingdom

What part of not so great britain are you from son

haha im from England

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello From United Kingdom

Thank you brothers I will read this as soon as possible to improve my contextual knowledge of the lord!

If you love Jesus but don't know the Holy Bible, then you must have very, very strong faith! I wonder if you've got any teeth though, being a brithishman and all...

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[4 Christ]

Re: Hello From United Kingdom

You are Unsaved Trash. Why would you have specific knowledge of this?

Instead of stating the obvious why not introduce yourself properly?

We had a British butler and my father had to fire him because he was a deviant and he told me that a lot of Brits are fags. My knowledge comes from the Holy Word or Almighty God.... Lev 20:13 The Lord protects us from these abominable sinners. Besides England is a socialist country and most socialists are fags and most fags have AIDS and all will get it. Leviticus 20:13 clearly states that AIDS is a blood borne death serum carried in the blood.

If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

I did introduce myself on my very first post.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hello From United Kingdom

I have some concerns. Brits are often fags.

You are Unsaved Trash. Why would you have specific knowledge of this?

Instead of stating the obvious why not introduce yourself properly?

[4 Christ]

Re: Hello From United Kingdom

I have some concerns. Brits are often fags.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hello From United Kingdom

Britain was a minor annoyance to America a couple of hundred years ago. Why are you back ?

[Shela Tansper]

Re: Hello From United Kingdom

What part of not so great britain are you from son

[JonathanJ]

Re: Hello From United Kingdom

Only a priest is a 'Father'. You are a cathlick?

nonono u missunderstood what i meant sorry about that . i mean he is a father figure to me hence why i call him father jonathon. its not his actual name its a name only i call him. sorry again i must have said it wrong :s

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hello From United Kingdom

Yes i believe so.

Father Jonathan is the nickname i gave him for Helping me with finding god. He is my saviour. The "father" i never had. He never molested me, he is a good man of god.

Thank you for your kind words billy bob jenkins God bless you.

Only a priest is a 'Father'. You are a cathlick?

[JonathanJ]

Re: Hello From United Kingdom

Right you are Trent! In fact, most self proclaimed Christians have never actually read any of the Bible. They read a hand out given to them as they leave their ostentatious Churches. I feel so bad for them when they find out they really are not Christians and will be spending eternity on the hot seat, as it were.

Thank you brothers I will read this as soon as possible to improve my contextual knowledge of the lord!