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  • Iamahellboundfool
    Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
    • Jul 2011
    • 18

    #1

    help

    i just found out one of my friends is an athiest. imwas utterly shocked
    what should i do?
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78553

    #2
    Re: help

    Originally posted by praisethelord101 View Post
    i just found out one of my friends is an athiest. imwas utterly shocked
    what should i do?
    Go back and find your grammar teacher and slap her.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Iamahellboundfool
      Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
      • Jul 2011
      • 18

      #3
      Re: help

      I am sorry. I will try to form more coherent statements and questions.
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78553

        #4
        Re: help

        Do you know what the word "introduction" means?

        Please tell us about yourself, your church, and your relationship with Jesus.

        If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

        If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

        You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

        Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • landoverlover
          Also loves Jesus and America
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2010
          • 828

          #5
          Re: help

          Originally posted by praisethelord101 View Post
          i just found out one of my friends is an athiest. imwas utterly shocked
          what should i do?
          How does it feel when the inventor of forgiveness is embarrassed to be seen around you? Put the bottle down, tuck in your underpants, and come back when you're sober, son.
          Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

          2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



          King James Bible v1611

          Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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          • Brother Habbo
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jan 2008
            • 66

            #6
            Re: help

            Originally posted by praisethelord101 View Post
            i just found out one of my friends is an athiest. imwas utterly shocked
            what should i do?
            You should go here and order a bunch of stuff in his name and have it shipped to him.
            Salvation is SRS BSNS

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            • Miss Christine
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2011
              • 76

              #7
              Re: help

              "Im was" horrified at your awful grammar! You sound like an illiterate or worse yet- one of those darn illegal Mexicans. It seems to me that you and your athiest friend are a perfect match; your terrible grammar makes you sound like an idiot while your friend is a true idiot for not abiding by God's word.

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              • Iamahellboundfool
                Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
                • Jul 2011
                • 18

                #8
                Re: help

                I assure you that I am no moron. It is just most places on the internet could not care less about grammar. It is nice to find a place that does care. As for my problem, should I still keep him as a friend?
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • Billy Bob Jenkins
                  Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                  About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                  Hates anal sex. And trees.
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 8337

                  #9
                  Re: help

                  Originally posted by praisethelord101 View Post
                  I assure you that I am no mormon. It is just most places on the internet could not care less about grammar. It is nice to find a place that does care. As for my problem, should I still keep him as a friend?
                  The Bible makes it very clear that we are not to keep company with non-believers. Haven't you read the Bible, boy?

                  2 John 1:10-11 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.
                  The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                  • New Creation
                    Recalcitrant
                    • Jun 2011
                    • 264

                    #10
                    Re: help

                    You absolutely cannot call yourself a Christian and have atheist friends. To be a friend of the world is to be the enemy of God. Immediately cease communication and fellowship with the atheist. Don't even give an explanation. If he won't leave you alone, get a restraining order on the grounds that he threatens your spiritual well-being.

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                    • Brother Enoch
                      The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2008
                      • 4392

                      #11
                      Re: help

                      Originally posted by praisethelord101 View Post
                      I assure you that I am no mormon. It is just most places on the internet could not care less about grammar. It is nice to find a place that does care.
                      So, when you are around people that neglect their personal hygiene, do you stop showering? Take some pride in yourself, boy! When you present yourself as an idiot, people naturally take you for an idiot.

                      As for my problem, should I still keep him as a friend?
                      No. Read your Bible.

                      2 Corinthians 6:14-16

                      14 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
                      15 And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
                      16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.

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