christians and Repuplicans are stupid assholes!!!!!

[FallenAngel15]

Hey people of the Landover community!
I want to share some good liberal information with you.
christians and Repuplicans are just stupid people who worship cash and Bush *Shudder*
Now you can easily convert from this self destructive party with my 7 step course!
Step1: Burn every bible in your posession
Step2: Ladies cut your hair/men grow it.
Step3: No more church.
Step4: Vote democrat.
Step5: do charity work.
Step6: Kiss a man, men or a woman, women.
Step7: Live how you want.
You are now free!

Love ya'll Kali

[4 Christ]

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I just vomited!

[Sister Kitty]

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I have never seen an actual 7 step program for one to gain admittance to Hell. Good work.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Little girl, your father called me and he's worried sick about you. Get your pimple-encrusted behind back home right now!

[FallenAngel15]

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I have never seen an actual 7 step program for one to gain admittance to Hell. Good work.

Not to hell. To the freedom you deserve to live your life in!
Why are you being a second class citizen to god? You could be happy!

[FallenAngel15]

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Little girl, your father called me and he's worried sick about you. Get your pimple-encrusted behind back home right now!

As my father and I haven't spoken in the last 15 years I think you have the wrong person.
Don't worry Pastor we all make mistakes.

And why are you angry? I am offering you your freedom! Your welcome!

[Sister Kitty]

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Not to hell. To the freedom you deserve to live your life in!
Why are you being a second class citizen to god? You could be happy!

I am happy when I serve the Lord, my husband and sons, and my pastors. To know ones place is to know happiness, little girl.

[FallenAngel15]

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I am happy when I serve the Lord, my husband and sons, and my pastors. To know ones place is to know happiness, little girl.

But that is because it is all you know! When you step out into the world and start living for your self, and not for men you will see what you are missing!

[Sister Kitty]

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But that is because it is all you know! When you step out into the world and start living for your self, and not for men you will see what you are missing!

Child, do not waste your time trying to entice me to join you on your race to the gates of Hell. My places is very clearly spelled out by the Lord:

1 Timothy 2:12-15
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
13 For Adam was first formed, then Eve.
14 And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression.
15 Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.


You may well enjoy your life of sin and depravity and Democrat-voting, but I suspect you will not enjoy the eternity of agony in the fires of Hell that will inevitably follow. Enjoy Hell, demon. I will laugh as you burn.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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I sense an evil presence I have not felt in some time... I Hope I'm wrong, but I rarely am about these things when the Holy Spirit is working through me.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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But that is because it is all you know! When you step out into the world and start living for your self, and not for men you will see what you are missing!

You think you're so clever and classless and free, but you're still tethered to that ridiculously bloated Rosie O'Donnell she-devil smilie.

I'll pray for you.



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[FallenAngel15]

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I sense an evil presence I have not felt in some time... I Hope I'm wrong, but I rarely am about these things when the Holy Spirit is working through me.

The only evil here is the lord you serve and the barrier to your freedom

[FallenAngel15]

Re: christians and Repuplicans are stupid assholes!!!!!

Child, do not waste your time trying to entice me to join you on your race to the gates of Hell. My places is very clearly spelled out by the Lord:

You may well enjoy your life of sin and depravity and Democrat-voting, but I suspect you will not enjoy the eternity of agony in the fires of Hell that will inevitably follow. Enjoy Hell, demon. I will laugh as you burn.

I don't know why you want to be a slave. it makes me sad that one of my fellow sisters is living under men!
The goddess made you for sooo much more C'mon sister brake free!

[Sister Kitty]

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I don't know why you want to be a slave. it makes me sad that one of my fellow sisters is living under men!
The goddess made you for sooo much more C'mon sister brake free!

You are not my sister, little one. Did you not call me a 'stupid asshole'? Are you not trying to convince me to join you on your journey to Hell? Are you not suggesting I disobey my husband, abandon my sons and spit on Landover Baptist Church? My 'sister' would not do any of those things. She would respect my choices.

You need to be more tolerant of the beliefs of others.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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The only evil here is the lord you serve and the barrier to your freedom

The creator of the earth, heavens and the universe is evil? You honestly believe that? The LORD will burn you a crisp for that!