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  • Iamahellboundfool
    Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
    • Jul 2011
    • 18

    #1

    About me

    I was born and raised Christian. I love God and have devoted my life to him.

    I spend much of my time reading. I read the Bible every day, though I read many other things as well. The Bible is the only book read because of my choice though. My high school (Caddo Magnet High) requies me to read many ungodly books. My reading list for the summer includes: Exodues, a novel about the creation of modern Israel; The Good Earth, about the life of a Chinese farmer in rural China during the early 1900's; and Frankenstein. Also, aside from these ungodly works my school makes me read, the school has a large number of muslims, atheists, and homosexuals.
    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
  • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
    Pastor of Praise and Worship
    A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2009
    • 3890

    #2
    Re: About me

    In Texas?

    When I lived there, we could slap fags with impunity. It was their own damn fault for being so flamboyant and cute in public.

    The minorities were always a problem too, but we eventually learned how to deal with them. We moved so far out of the city that they finally ceased being. Don't tell me the queer problem is in Texas too!
    Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


    Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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    • Iamahellboundfool
      Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
      • Jul 2011
      • 18

      #3
      Re: About me

      Actually I live in Louisiana, but I am within a 30 minute drive from Texas
      Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
      abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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      • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
        Pastor of Praise and Worship
        A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2009
        • 3890

        #4
        Re: About me

        Originally posted by praisethelord101 View Post
        Actually I live in Louisiana, but I am within a 30 minute drive from Texas
        Wow, the last stand of godliness.

        Your only defense of them is to move further and further away into gated communities. It's the only way you will be rid of the darkies and messcans.

        Since the federal government looks down on pickup draggings these day!
        Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


        Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: About me

          Welcome, friend! If you're old enough to be in high school, I guess it's safe to assume you're married and starting a family! Tell us, how many times have you impregnated your wife, and how many sons has she borne you?
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          • Col. Hank McGuinness
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2011
            • 39

            #6
            Re: About me

            welcome friend, I too am a newcomer to this great Godly website.

            Have you considered a military career? The US Marines could certainly use a God fearing young man or two thanks to OBAMA

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            • Iamahellboundfool
              Unsaved Trash, Rabid godmocker
              • Jul 2011
              • 18

              #7
              Re: About me

              No wife yet ( I', just 15) and I plan to be a pilot in the military.
              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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              • Col. Hank McGuinness
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jul 2011
                • 39

                #8
                Re: About me

                why havent you posted any scripture? You're not a God mocker are you?

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050

                  #9
                  Re: About me

                  Originally posted by praisethelord101 View Post
                  No wife yet ( I', just 15)...

                  Well what are you waiting for, sonny? The Hebrews would say you've been a man already for two years now! Time to marry some young filly and get started filling her womb with sons, son!

                  I suppose if you wanted to be a lazy little girly man and shirk your responsibility, you might use the following scripture...

                  umbers 14:28-30

                  28Say unto them, As truly as I live, saith the LORD, as ye have spoken in mine ears, so will I do to you:

                  29Your carcases shall fall in this wilderness; and all that were numbered of you, according to your whole number, from twenty years old and upward which have murmured against me.

                  30Doubtless ye shall not come into the land, concerning which I sware to make you dwell therein, save Caleb the son of Jephunneh, and Joshua the son of Nun.
                  ...to argue that you're not an adult until you turn twenty. My reading, however, makes it pretty clear that twenty is that age at which you can be held fully accountable for your crimes against the Lord.

                  If I was you, kiddo, I would dread and fear that day, and I'd work doubly hard to make sure I didn't have shirked duties to explain when I turned twenty!
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