Wow...

[Megacrack]

Do you seriously believe there's demons in your ass because of harry potter? This website disgusts me and it's a lost cause... This is pretty much a lighter form of the KKK. What if i say that i'm from Spanish descent, are you gonna call me satanic scum? well guess what? I AM from Spanish descent and the bible isn't suppose to be taken literally... And the earth is round. The bible is wrong... We have satellite images, and if you simply climb tall mountains, you can see the curvature of the world... Now you probably think that i'm some satanic evil thing that has millions of demons stuck up my ass.. But i don't, my poop smells bad because of food and it doesn't always smell bad, its shit. Since when didn't shit have a sulfuric smell... The church doesn't even exist, it's probably a lie to get money from ass cleansing... I believe in God but i don't believe everything the bible says because most of it is just stories that are told to tell you about God and not to be taken literally. Like 2 people didn't make the world we live in today, if that's the case then we are all connected and that means that we are committing incest if we have sex with other people... Back to harry potter, i watched the movies when i was younger and i do play with myself (it's common in almost all males... About 90%). So does this mean i have demons in my ass? no... my ass feels fine and i have no intent on letting a priest look in there. For god sake i see confederate flags all over the website and this leads me to believe that these people are from confederate family beliefs (give it up the north won and kick the south's ass.) I'm saying you guys are stupid but what i just wrote is the way you talk about other religious groups. Now if you really believe in God you will follow one of the 10 commandments :"do to other as you want to be done to you" so if you believe in God, you would respect other religions and dont call them "SATANIC BAD DEMON IN ASS PEOPLE" because it's not true, everyone in this world has a different view on god and this doesn't mean that you are support so make fun of other religions. Because that means you are not a true religious person.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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I believe in God but i don't believe everything the bible says because most of it is just stories that are told to tell you about God and not to be taken literally.

How is it that you believe in God, but reject His Word?

So you don't believe that Jesus died and came back to life?

[Megacrack]

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everyone has a look on god, to you i don't look like a religious person at all but i do believe in God and Jesus, like i said, we all have different views on religion

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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everyone has a look on god, to you i don't look like a religious person at all but i do believe in God and Jesus, like i said, we all have different views on religion

Oh, okay. You believe in God and Jesus, but reject the Bible. How does one go about doing that?

[Jerakk]

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everyone has a look on god, to you i don't look like a religious person at all but i do believe in God and Jesus, like i said, we all have different views on religion

There is only one view.. and that view is from JESUS. Either you see it from his eyes or you'll just wander around blind until you're struck dead. Then you'll just be wandering around blind in HELL!

[Faith_Machine]

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Do you seriously believe...

Blah, blah, blah.

Hey God-mocking scum, if you want me to read your wall of text, try using paragraph breaks next time.

[Nobar King]

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You might think that we're not good Christians, but even I know that the golden rule isn't part of the Ten Commandments.

[Jack O'fagan]

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Now if you really believe in God you will follow one of the 10 commandments :"do to other as you want to be done to you"

This isn't one of the Ten Commandments

[Shela Tansper]

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Church doesn't even exist, I believe in God .

Now i can't get my head round this bit, how can you have one without the other, or are you one of those catlicks in which case your church shouldn't exist

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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I believe in God but i don't believe everything the bible says because most of it is just stories that are told to tell you about God and not to be taken literally.

Then how do you know anything about God?

no... my ass feels fine and i have no intent on letting a priest look in there.

Letting a what look in there? You do realize that we're not Catholics, right?

[Sinful Gina]

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I completely agree, this website is complete bull, at first I thought this website was just a joke but now that I have looked at the forums I am starting to think that these people actually believe all of this ridiculous stuff, it's insane...

[Jack O'fagan]

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I completely agree, this website is complete bull, at first I thought this website was just a joke but now that I have looked at the forums I am starting to think that these people actually believe all of this ridiculous stuff, it's insane...

We only follow the word of God and the teachings of our saviour Jesus Christ. Don't worry about OUR judgement, that should be the least of you worries.

Read your Bible. All of it!!

YiC

Jack

[Faith_Machine]

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From Gina's profile:

I am 15, pregnant and single, WOOOO!!!!!

Gina, I commend you for not murdering your unborn child!

Now then, it is very important that you accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior and get baptized so you don't go to Hell, and equally important that your unborn child also accepts Christ and is baptized.

Pastors, I'm a little unclear on this, but can we do in vitro baptisms?

[Faith_Machine]

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Actually Gina, I consulted my trusty Bible, and found a bit of bad news for that little bun in your oven:

Deuteronomy 23:2

A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

So, yeah, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but it looks like your sinful union has condemned the next ten generations of your family to eternal damnation.

I still think you should get your baby baptized as soon as possible, however, 'cause Hell is the most sinful place in the universe, even worse than Baltimore. As such, they could probably use a few Bible-believing Christians down there.

I figure as long as your little "love child" is headed to Hades anyway, he might as well try and do some good when he gets there.

[Sinful Gina]

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I was born a "bastard" and have been in church and a Christian my entire life. So fuck off, you idiots, God loves me 100%.