A poem as to the piffleed up shit that is christianity.

[FallenAngel15]

I went to a place called church. The people seemed real nice.
They said I could live with god in heaven, for a simple price.
They said honour god, and follow his demands.
They said read the bible, and do as it comands.
They said there was no other power in the world.
That matched the love our 'father', has for every boy and girl.
They said in all the universe, no place I could find.
That I would be as happy as serving god devine.
Then I meet a womyn, who forever changed my life.
She taught me what love really was, and freed me from my binds
The eternal 'father' can keep his ignorant pack.
They can try call me to them, but I found heaven and am not coming back.
They can send me to hell, for eternal harm.
Because I would give up eternity with god, just to lie in my girlfriends arms.

[MitzaLizalor]

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what's a "womyn"?

[FallenAngel15]

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what's a "womyn"?

Womyn: The spelling of 'woman' without using the word man.
Generally used by feminists

[Sister Kitty]

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Womyn: The spelling of 'woman' without using the word man.
Generally used by terrorists

Fixed.

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

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Womyn: The spelling of 'woman' without using the word man.
Generally used by whiny little teenagers

More fixed!!

[Alphonse Alban]

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the piffleed up shit

Wow, you really are a hateful person.

[Jack O'fagan]

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I went to a place called church. The people seemed real nice.
They said I could live with god in heaven, for a simple price.
They said honour god, and follow his demands.
They said read the bible, and do as it comands.
They said there was no other power in the world.
That matched the love our 'father', has for every boy and girl.
They said in all the universe, no place I could find.
That I would be as happy as serving god devine.
Then I meet a womyn, who forever changed my life.
She taught me what love really was, and freed me from my binds
The eternal 'father' can keep his ignorant pack.
They can try call me to them, but I found heaven and am not coming back.
They can send me to hell, for eternal harm.
Because I would give up eternity with god, just to lie in my girlfriends arms.

But now I am down here burning, where the worms dieth not
My teeth are forever gnashing and the sulphur is so hot
I am here with my womyn, she shared everything with me,
But now we just share the screams and demonic sodomy.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I wish now I'd listened to good Brother Jack
His advice seemed insane, but I see it was fact.
Now I realize those years of abusing my g***
Are the reason I now feel the sting of the lash.

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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[Jack O'fagan]

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I wish now I'd listened to good Brother Jack
His advice seemed insane, but I see it was fact.
Now I realize those years of abusing my g***
Are the reason I now feel the sting of the lash.

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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Hey Zech, we should submit these poems to 'Christianity Today'. I've always wanted to be published.

YIC

Jack

[FallenAngel15]

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But now I am down here burning, where the worms dieth not
My teeth are forever gnashing and the sulphur is so hot
I am here with my womyn, she shared everything with me,
But now we just share the screams and demonic sodomy.

Will you elaborate on the demonic sodomy?

[Jack O'fagan]

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Will you elaborate on the demonic sodomy?

No, it can be a surprise for you when you get there.

Jack

[FallenAngel15]

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No, it can be a surprise for you when you get there.

Jack

Awwww I don't like suprises

[Brother Enoch]

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Awwww I don't like suprises

Then get right with God and stop being a pervert.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Awwww I don't like suprises

Well listen up you little degenerate: Hell awaits you and it will not be fun!

[FallenAngel15]

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Well listen up you little degenerate: Hell awaits you and it will not be fun!

I would rather go to hell and engage in "demonic sodomy" Then to heaven to be a slave and have no freedom for all eternity.

:devil-girl:

Besides me and Lucy (lucifer) will take the demons and overthrow god, you will soon see how life (and the afterlife) was ment to be lived.