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    Gabriel Adams here.

    Hi, I'm Gabriel, I Hail from Britain. I have only recently understood God's word so I have not yet been baptised and fully born again. Well, I have in my heart and mind, but I have not been through the ceremony. I came here to learn more about the word of God, as I don't know much at the moment, though I have a couple of days ago bought a copy of the KJV.
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    Re: Gabriel Adams here.

    Welcome, Gabriel! I have a friend named Gabriel, but we all call him "Gay" for short.

    You're certainly on the right track. Tell us, how many sons has your wife borne, and how has Jesus made your life wonderful today?
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      Re: Gabriel Adams here.

      Sadly, at the age of 17 I only have one son. Jesus blessed me with this site, so I can meet people to pray for my wife, and help me pray for more children.

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        Re: Gabriel Adams here.

        You say you live in 'Great' Britain. Why? Do you have a criminal record that prevents your entry into God's Favorite Nation, America? Are you a football hooligan?

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          Re: Gabriel Adams here.

          Originally posted by Gabriel Adams View Post
          Hi, I'm Gabriel, I Hail from Britain. I have only recently understood God's word so I have not yet been baptised and fully born again. Well, I have in my heart and mind, but I have not been through the ceremony. I came here to learn more about the word of God, as I don't know much at the moment, though I have a couple of days ago bought a copy of the KJV.

          Which unsanitary part of 'Britain' do you mean?

          In fact - the only people who ever say 'Britain' in my experience and knowledge (which is vast - vaster than the multi-segmented giant field which is Cornwall) are from the North of Ireland or else Pakistani/immigrant Maltese. Please don't tell me you're a Mick.

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            Re: Gabriel Adams here.

            Originally posted by Gabriel Adams View Post
            Sadly, at the age of 17 I only have one son. Jesus blessed me with this site, so I can meet people to pray for my wife, and help me pray for more children.

            17!!!!?

            Don't think you that you are perhaps a liitle young for be birthing childs - I mean, you're practically a children youselve!!
            Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
            My favorite verse from the Bible is:
            - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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            • #7
              Re: Gabriel Adams here.

              Originally posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos View Post
              17!!!!?

              Don't think you that you are perhaps a liitle young for be birthing childs - I mean, you're practically a children youselve!!
              Zip your greasy dago mouth, girl. Most True Christian(tm) Men are fathers twice over by that age! God wants us to be fruitful and multiply, and He wants us to populate the earth with more True Christians(tm).
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                Re: Gabriel Adams here.

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                Zip your greasy dago mouth, girl. Most True Christian™ Men are fathers twice over by that age! God wants us to be fruitful and multiply, and He wants us to populate the earth with more True Christians™.
                Sorry Pastor. I wasn't thinking before I speak. It happen me sometimes. So I am sorry - you are absolute right. I wish that was I so lucky in that young age.
                Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
                My favorite verse from the Bible is:
                - A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.

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