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  • Miss Christine
    Forum Member
    Forum Member
    • Jun 2011
    • 76

    #16
    Re: Hi

    The best way to repel a wiccan whore is to accept Jesus as your savior . Wiccans absolutly hate Christians and the more dedicated you are to the Lord, the less she will bother you.

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    • James Hutchins
      True Christian™
      Just a Regular Nice Guy
       
      • Jun 2009
      • 29457

      #17
      Re: Hi

      Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
      It's gonna be hard I know with today's fashion styles as high skirts and revealing tops and how pornography is everywhere on store shelves. I do realise that I'm treading on thin ice saying this but what if I do it without the help of Jesus or God? If I've proven it is possible to quit masturbation without God or Jesus what will you people think then? I don't intend to offend anyone (as most of my family is Christian) and if I do by saying that then I apologise.
      Posted via Mobile Device
      Chris, you told us you hate God. You told us you want to quit stroking yourself to eruption.
      Stop doing both and quit whinning about it. Man up. You sound like some limp wristed brit.
      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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      • Miss Christine
        Forum Member
        Forum Member
        • Jun 2011
        • 76

        #18
        Re: Hi

        Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
        Chris, you told us you hate God. You told us you want to quit stroking yourself to eruption.
        Stop doing both and quit whinning about it. Man up. You sound like some limp wristed brit.
        He can't be too "limp wristed"- he sure exercises his wrist muscles enough with his "activities" . Chris, if you're dead set on shunning Jesus and not asking him for help with your "problem" then your next best bet is to cover your hands in jalapeno pepper juice.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #19
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
          Because it's a dirty habit and it makes you weaker because after you masturbate your body needs to reproduce the sperm again. I want to quit because it's a dirty habit not because I want to get saved. To be honest I don't want an argument and I don't want people to think I'm some troll looking for fun because I'm not, I'm a 15 year old boy asking for help not some 12 year old little brat trying to annoy people.
          Posted via Mobile Device
          Shut your yap you little brat! The reason you can't stop strumming your jimmie is because you have demons up your rectum. Why aren't you a Christian? Why doesn't your daddy take you to church? Is he a fag?

          If you were my boy, I'd lay a good Christian beating on you every day until you stopped peeling your carrot for good.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • ChrisHarding
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            • Jul 2011
            • 26

            #20
            Re: Hi

            I never said I hated God? I just said I have no intention of becoming a Christian but you don't know it might be something I grow out of. I did believe in God and Jesus as a when I younger I think I was 10 when I just switched paths, and what's this about an infraction from James Hutchins, why did I receive that? Anyway I said I don't want to argue that's the last thing I want to do at the moment.
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            I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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            • ChrisHarding
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              • Jul 2011
              • 26

              #21
              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              Shut your yap you little brat! The reason you can't stop strumming your jimmie is because you have demons up your rectum. Why aren't you a Christian? Why doesn't your daddy take you to church? Is he a fag?

              If you were my boy, I'd lay a good Christian beating on you every day until you stopped peeling your carrot for good.
              No my Dad is not fag. Actually he's Christian and if you even bothered to read my previous posts I said most of my family is Christian.
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              I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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              • James Hutchins
                True Christian™
                Just a Regular Nice Guy
                 
                • Jun 2009
                • 29457

                #22
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                I never said I hated God? I just said I have no intention of becoming a Christian but you don't know it might be something I grow out of. I did believe in God and Jesus as a when I younger I think I was 10 when I just switched paths, and what's this about an infraction from James Hutchins, why did I receive that? Anyway I said I don't want to argue that's the last thing I want to do at the moment.
                Posted via Mobile Device
                Read the infraction, unless you stuck the pages of your dicktionary together and are unable to understand the big words.

                If you once accepted Jesus and now do not, you hate Him, plain and simple. You will go to Hell, you will have your talleywacker burned off and spend all of eternity being reamed up the anus by the Devils minions. Sounds like a pretty stupid choice if you ask me.

                No man spills the seed of God without hating Him. Every spurt from your penis onto your mothers underwear is a spurt in the eye of God. You know Jesus has to sit there and watch you do this.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • ChrisHarding
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                  • Jul 2011
                  • 26

                  #23
                  Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                  Read the infraction, unless you stuck the pages of your dicktionary together and are unable to understand the big words.

                  If you once accepted Jesus and now do not, you hate Him, plain and simple. You will go to Hell, you will have your talleywacker burned off and spend all of eternity being reamed up the anus by the Devils minions. Sounds like a pretty stupid choice if you ask me.

                  No man spills the seed of God without hating Him. Every spurt from your penis onto your mothers underwear is a spurt in the eye of God. You know Jesus has to sit there and watch you do this.
                  Your making this seem like one big bukkake porn video.
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                  I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29457

                    #24
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                    Your making this seem like one big bukkake porn video.
                    Posted via Mobile Device
                    ??? Never heard of 'bukkake' is that some slant sex thing your masturbators do?
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • ChrisHarding
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                      • Jul 2011
                      • 26

                      #25
                      Re: Hi

                      You know what I don't give shit anymore. If this is what being a Christian is like making jokes about ejaculating on my mothers underwear you are just pathetic. Where did you get the idea of that? I bet you did it yourself as a child. Thank you the people who were nice to me I respect you for it but Pastor Ezekiel and James Hutchins why you shove that bible even further up your ass or how about blow your brains out with a gun? Delete this post, ban me I don't give a shit what you do to my account.
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                      I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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                      • James Hutchins
                        True Christian™
                        Just a Regular Nice Guy
                         
                        • Jun 2009
                        • 29457

                        #26
                        Re: Hi

                        Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                        You know what I don't give shit anymore. If this is what being a Christian is like making jokes about ejaculating on my mothers underwear you are just pathetic. Where did you get the idea of that? I bet you did it yourself as a child. Thank you the people who were nice to me I respect you for it but Pastor Ezekiel and James Hutchins why you shove that bible even further up your ass or how about blow your brains out with a gun? Delete this post, ban me I don't give a shit what you do to my account.
                        Posted via Mobile Device
                        Nice mouth Chris.

                        You are the one who masturbates continually, not me. You need to be upset with yourself.
                        You are the one who tossed God aside like a used Kleenex after one of your 'sessions'.

                        We never delete posts as some serve as good lessons to others that are unsure about things. This post is a perfect example how masturbating God haters are unable to remain civil and lash out at those that try to help.
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • ChrisHarding
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                          • Jul 2011
                          • 26

                          #27
                          Re: Hi

                          I don't use Kleanex tissues I left just go everywhere. Your saying to me nice mouth? Coming from the person who said I ejaculate on my mothers underwear.
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                          I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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                          • ChrisHarding
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                            • Jul 2011
                            • 26

                            #28
                            Re: Hi

                            You were trying to help? I'm sorry I didn't realise making jokes about peoples family members was help. Things really are different across the pond.
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                            I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29457

                              #29
                              Re: Hi

                              Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                              I don't use Kleanex tissues I left just go everywhere. Your saying to me nice mouth? Coming from the person who said I ejaculate on my mothers underwear.
                              Posted via Mobile Device
                              Isn't that what you people do? I can only base my knowledge on this sort of thing from the testimony of others from your country. Every brit masturbater talks of soiling their parents undergarments, the gay ones use their dads. Was I wrong, do you use your sisters or grandmothers?
                              See son, I never masturbate and therefore have now idea how you people do the vile and disgusting act.

                              Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                              You were trying to help? I'm sorry I didn't realise making jokes about peoples family members was help. Things really are different across the pond.
                              Posted via Mobile Device
                              I do not recall any jokes. You must have some perverted and strange sense of humor if you think flailing your penis and ejaculating in the face of Jesus is funny. I see every thing here as deadly serious and very saddening.


                              I do know you are destined for Hell unless you stop massaging your penis and save Gods Seed(r) for impregnating your wife and having as many sons as possible. That is the sole purpose God gave you life. For the life of me, I cannot see why you hate Him.
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                              • ChrisHarding
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                                • Jul 2011
                                • 26

                                #30
                                Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                                Isn't that what you people do? I can only base my knowledge on this sort of thing from the testimony of others from your country. Every brit masturbater talks of soiling their parents undergarments, the gay ones use their dads. Was I wrong, do you use your sisters or grandmothers?
                                See son, I never masturbate and therefore have no idea how you people do the vile and disgusting act.

                                I do not recall any jokes. You must have some perverted and strange sense of humor if you think flailing your penis and ejaculating in the face of Jesus is funny. I see every thing here as deadly serious and very saddening.
                                So your going to go with what huge heard other people say? Just because someone said they do something like that doesn't mean everyone else does. The whole reason I came on this site was to ask for tips on quitting masturbation (apart from not touching your penis) and then you and Ezekiel start provoking me so obviously I'm going to react.

                                I do know you are destined for Hell unless you stop massaging your penis and save Gods Seed® for impregnating your wife and having as many sons as possible. That is the sole purpose God gave you life. For the life of me, I cannot see why you hate Him.
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                                I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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