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  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #31
    Re: Hi

    Jesus-hating atheists always end up showing their true colors, with their naked hatred and filthy language. ALWAYS.

    Pathetic.



    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #32
      Re: Hi

      Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
      Jesus-hating atheists always end up showing their true colors, with their naked hatred and filthy language. ALWAYS.

      Pathetic.



      Yours in Christ,

      Z. Smyth
      Posted via Mobile Device
      They are like ticking time bombs. If we were in person, his foul language would have been accompanied by violence, property damage, lewd gestures, and the launching of semen and feces. That is why we need the Bible taught in math classrooms, and the Ten Commandments inserted into the Pledge of Allegiance and the Hippocratic Oath, because of atheists like this.
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29457

        #33
        Re: Hi

        Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
        So your going to go with what huge heard other people say? Just because someone said they do something like that doesn't mean everyone else does. The whole reason I came on this site was to ask for tips on quitting masturbation (apart from not touching your penis) and then you and Ezekiel start provoking me so obviously I'm going to react.
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        Chris, I had to ask a administrator to fix you post as it made no sense. Again, not understanding what you people are like, is that a side effect of blistered palms?

        Chris, if you want to stop, you must stop. Period. Since you hate God, you cannot ask Him for His help. Jesus did not wrap his powerful fingers around your throbbing member and work it until it explodes in spurts of jisim, only you did that. Now if you were in Virginia, I am sure I could help you with your problem but I am not. You best bet is to tell your dad everything and hopfully he can lend a hand and words of encouragement.
        Last edited by James Hutchins; 07-27-2011, 08:09 PM.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #34
          Re: Hi

          Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
          The whole reason I came on this site was to ask for tips on quitting masturbation (apart from not touching your penis)...
          I gave you the one piece of information you needed to have if you wanted to stop masturbating without God's help, yet you don't want it.

          If you came to me asking how to put a fire out, and I told you to dump water on it, would you then say, "The whole reason I came on this site was to ask for tips on putting out fires (apart from dumping water on them)...?"

          It it abundantly clear to me that you have no intention of discontinuing your repulsive behavior and no intention of accepting Jesus Christ as your personal savior.

          Our time is God's time; please stop wasting it.
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          • Damien Karras
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jul 2011
            • 1

            #35
            Re: Hi

            Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
            So your going to go with what huge heard other people say? Just because someone said they do something like that doesn't mean everyone else does. The whole reason I came on this site was to ask for tips on quitting masturbation (apart from not touching your penis) and then you and Ezekiel start provoking me so obviously I'm going to react.
            Posted via Mobile Device
            Quitting masturbation can be long, big and hard thing to do. The trick is to keep your mind of of immoral things that the fleshy would would have you think about. Every time you get an erection just picture Jesus on the cross, but not the naked one cause if you gay that might not work. If you do slip up and masturbate make sure you wash all your clothes afterwards.

            "And if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even. And every garment, and every skin, whereon is the seed of copulation, shall be washed with water, and be unclean until the even. The woman also with whom man shall lie with seed of copulation, they shall both bathe themselves in water, and be unclean until the even. " - Leviticus 15:16-18

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            • ChrisHarding
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              • Jul 2011
              • 26

              #36
              Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
              Chris, I had to ask a administrator to fix you post as it made no sense. Again, not understanding what you people are like, is that a side effect of blistered palms?

              Chris, if you want to stop, you must stop. Period. Since you hate God, you cannot ask Him for His help. Jesus did not wrap his powerful fingers around your throbbing member and work it until it explodes in spurts of jisim, only you did that. Now if you were in Virginia, I am sure I could help you with your problem but I am not. You best bet is to tell your dad everything and hopfully he can lend a hand and words of encouragement.
              Yeah I tried to say could somebody please fix it but everytime I tried to post it kept taking me back to the text box it might be glitch on the mobile version of this site.
              Posted via Mobile Device
              I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #37
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                Yeah I tried to say could somebody please fix it but everytime I tried to post it kept taking me back to the text box it might be glitch on the mobile version of this site.
                Posted via Mobile Device
                The glitch, young fella, is in your relationship with Jesus, and it is going to lead to an eternal malfunction with your soul.
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • ChrisHarding
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                  • Jul 2011
                  • 26

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  They are like ticking time bombs. If we were in person, his foul language would have been accompanied by violence, property damage, lewd gestures, and the launching of semen and feces. That is why we need the Bible taught in math classrooms, and the Ten Commandments inserted into the Pledge of Allegiance and the Hippocratic Oath, because of atheists like this.
                  You're wrong. I wouldn't use violence, cause property damage, make lewd gestures and I definatley would not throw faeces or semen as that would be disgusting.
                  Posted via Mobile Device
                  I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29457

                    #39
                    Re: Hi

                    So Chris, what are you going to do about all the constant masturbating? Has it gotten to where you do it in public, on the bus, during school or just walking down the street?
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • ChrisHarding
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                      • Jul 2011
                      • 26

                      #40
                      Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                      So Chris, what are you going to do about all the constant masturbating? Has it gotten to where you do it in public, on the bus, during school or just walking down the street?
                      I don't have a massive sex drive it's only like every 2-3 days but I'm just gonna see how long I can go for. I only really do it at night at like 1-2 in the morning to avoid the worry of my parents entering my room while I'm doing it.
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                      I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #41
                        Re: Hi

                        Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                        I don't have a massive sex drive it's only like every 2-3 days but I'm just gonna see how long I can go for. I only really do it at night at like 1-2 in the morning to avoid the worry of my parents entering my room while I'm doing it.
                        Posted via Mobile Device
                        Peeling your carrot is not sex. It's perversion.

                        Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
                        And I wish your parents WOULD walk in and catch you diddling your johnson. If you had any Christian sense you'd be too ashamed to do it, like the rest of us! All True Christians(tm) know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homosexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMOSEXURAL!
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Faith_Machine
                          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #42
                          Re: Hi

                          Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                          ...it's only like every 2-3 days...

                          Good Lord man, you are completely out of control! It's no wonder there's no room left in your life for anything else!

                          I urge you to get right with God before this addiction of yours consumes what's left of you.
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                          • ChrisHarding
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                            • Jul 2011
                            • 26

                            #43
                            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                            Peeling your carrot is not sex. It's perversion.



                            And I wish your parents WOULD walk in and catch you diddling your johnson. If you had any Christian sense you'd be too ashamed to do it, like the rest of us! All True Christians(tm) know that if a boy touches himself, even in the shower, he is a homosexural. So just shut up about it and accept the fact that you are going to burn in HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY! "Fantasizing" about the "body parts" of female sluts is never an excuse! Since a boy is touching a male unmentionable member, that makes him HOMOSEXURAL!
                            So how do you pee or wash your privates in the shower? Because I'm pretty sure you don't let it go down your pants like some dribbling retard.
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                            I hear stories about a new kind of toilet paper being sold.There's a drawing of the prophet Mohammed on it and you get to colour him in!

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                            • Pastor Ezekiel
                              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 78556

                              #44
                              Re: Hi

                              Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                              So how do you pee or wash your privates in the shower? Because I'm pretty sure you don't let it go down your pants like some dribbling retard.
                              Posted via Mobile Device
                              Don't you smart off to me boy!
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                              • Faith_Machine
                                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Mar 2011
                                • 10050

                                #45
                                Re: Hi

                                Originally posted by ChrisHarding View Post
                                So how do you pee or wash your privates in the shower? Because I'm pretty sure you don't let it go down your pants like some dribbling retard.

                                When it comes to urinating, I'm sure you're quite comfortable sitting down like a girl.

                                Regarding washing your unmentionable part, as previously stated, I recommend you have a trusted family member wash it for you. That way there will be no temptation for you to rub it.
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