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  • Faith_Machine
    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2011
    • 10049

    #16
    Re: me + you = introduction? yes please!

    Some helpful information for you:

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    • SouthernGal
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      • Jul 2011
      • 22

      #17
      Re: me + you = introduction? yes please!

      Thank you

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      • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
        Pastor of Praise and Worship
        A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
        True Christian™
        • Jul 2009
        • 3890

        #18
        Re: me + you = introduction? yes please!

        Well hello, dear.

        Let's have a reading of your favorite verses from the Testaments.

        I'll start.

        Matthew 6:7
        But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.
        Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


        Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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        • SouthernGal
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          • Jul 2011
          • 22

          #19
          Re: me + you = introduction? yes please!

          Great verse! Matthew 7:9 is also inspiring.

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          • Dan U. Holier
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 1180

            #20
            Re: me + you = introduction? yes please!

            Originally posted by SouthernGal View Post
            ... I love Christ and the southern lifestyle. I'm a strong republican also...
            Redundancy noticed; True Christians™ – not even to mention ye good ole Southern ones - are strong Republicans by default.

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            Some helpful information for you:

            Straight to the point, Mr. Machine! Kitchen stuff - that’s all what a Thru Christian and strong Republican wife needs to know - besides taking care for brats and being obedient to her husband.
            Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


            ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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            • SouthernGal
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              • Jul 2011
              • 22

              #21
              Re: me + you = introduction? yes please!

              Originally posted by Dan U. Holier View Post
              Redundancy noticed; True Christians™ – not even to mention ye good ole Southern ones - are strong Republicans by default.



              Straight to the point, Mr. Machine! Kitchen stuff - that’s all what a Thru Christian and strong Republican wife needs to know - besides taking care for brats and being obedient to her husband.
              Both very true statements-God bless you.

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              • SouthernGal
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                • Jul 2011
                • 22

                #22
                Re: me + you = introduction? yes please!

                Originally posted by Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson View Post
                I suggest you go to your own intro thread and tell us the truth of why you are really here.

                The truth will set you free. Confession is good for the soul.

                How about a straight talkoff about our issues instead of you hiding in the shadows?
                This was posted in another thread..

                I am here because I love Christ and enjoy fellowship with other Christians. I am confused as to why you think I am here for other reasons, Pastor.

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                • s. warnin
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                  Forum Member
                  • Aug 2011
                  • 168

                  #23
                  Re: me + you = introduction? yes please!

                  Originally posted by SouthernGal View Post
                  Oh. Well I'll be sure to let him know. I'm sure he'll never want to eat chocolate pie again!!!!!
                  Actually, eating chocolate pie is a sin. Chocolate grows on the "Theobroma cacao" tree. Theobroma is a Greek word, which means, "food of the gods." We know from the Bible that there is only one God, Isaiah 43:10...therefore, eating chocolate pie represents a form of Greek idolatry.

                  What God says about idolatry can be found in Exodus 20:3, Psalm 16:4, and 1 Corinthians 10:14.

                  On the other hand, Genesis 1:29 specifically allows fruits with seeds for human consumption. That's why, for example, I eat my sister's cherry pie. Not only is her pie delicious, eating her cherry pie is in-line with God's word.
                  Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?

                  Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10049

                    #24
                    Re: me + you = introduction? yes please!

                    Do you prefer to eat her cherry pie when it's warm or with lots of whipped cream on it? My favorite thing about eating pie is the whipped cream.
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                    • s. warnin
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                      Forum Member
                      • Aug 2011
                      • 168

                      #25
                      Re: me + you = introduction? yes please!

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      Do you prefer to eat her cherry pie when it's warm or with lots of whipped cream on it? My favorite thing about eating pie is the whipped cream.
                      My sister's pie is best eaten warm. Usually when I come home I give her a kiss, 2 Corinthians 13:12, then eat her cherry pie in the kitchen.
                      Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?

                      Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.

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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10049

                        #26
                        Re: me + you = introduction? yes please!

                        That sounds very sweet.
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