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Straight to the point, Mr. Machine! Kitchen stuff - that’s all what a Thru Christian and strong Republican wife needs to know - besides taking care for brats and being obedient to her husband.
Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.
Redundancy noticed; True Christians™ – not even to mention ye good ole Southern ones - are strong Republicans by default.
Straight to the point, Mr. Machine! Kitchen stuff - that’s all what a Thru Christian and strong Republican wife needs to know - besides taking care for brats and being obedient to her husband.
Oh. Well I'll be sure to let him know. I'm sure he'll never want to eat chocolate pie again!!!!!
Actually, eating chocolate pie is a sin. Chocolate grows on the "Theobroma cacao" tree. Theobroma is a Greek word, which means, "food of the gods." We know from the Bible that there is only one God, Isaiah 43:10...therefore, eating chocolate pie represents a form of Greek idolatry.
What God says about idolatry can be found in Exodus 20:3, Psalm 16:4, and 1 Corinthians 10:14.
On the other hand, Genesis 1:29 specifically allows fruits with seeds for human consumption. That's why, for example, I eat my sister's cherry pie. Not only is her pie delicious, eating her cherry pie is in-line with God's word.
Jeremiah 23:29 Is not my word like as a fire? saith the LORD; and like a hammer that breaketh the rock in pieces?
Ephesians 6:11 Put on the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to stand against the wiles of the devil.
Do you prefer to eat her cherry pie when it's warm or with lots of whipped cream on it? My favorite thing about eating pie is the whipped cream.
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