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  • wafflegod
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Feb 2008
    • 4

    #1

    Hi

    I am an atheist.

    So basically, you're all going to assume i'm a christian-hating satan worshipping heathen, right?


    (not really)
  • JennyD
    Honorary True Christian™
    Sweet Placid Sister
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2007
    • 9567

    #2
    Re: Hi

    Originally posted by wafflegod View Post
    I am an atheist.

    So basically, you're all going to assume i'm a christian-hating satan worshipping heathen, right?


    (not really)
    Nope.

    We're going to assume you're another pathetic Super Mario Gay-Laxative TOOL trying to shock us by declaring himself an atheist, sitting in his mommy's basement (which he calls his "lair"), thinking himself mighty clever and cool, whilst squeezing yet ANOTHER zit off his swollen nose.

    Don't worry, Norbert, your secret is safe with us.
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    • Wide-Open
      Director of European Evangelical Outreach
      A Shining Example of Christ's Love
      Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2007
      • 18449

      #3
      Re: Hi

      Are those Wii forums down again?
      Psalm 81:10:
      I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
      open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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      • wafflegod
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Feb 2008
        • 4

        #4
        Re: Hi

        I do not own a Wii, and super mario galaxy sucks, how would you play something like that with a wiimote.
        This is why christians are deemed stupid by atheists- they assume things that are 100% false.

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        • Wide-Open
          Director of European Evangelical Outreach
          A Shining Example of Christ's Love
          Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
          True Christian™
          • Nov 2007
          • 18449

          #5
          Re: Hi

          We "assume" that you are a 12 year old gamer tard. Now that comes awfully close, doesn't it?

          "Forum raid, lulz, w00t!"

          Give me (and Jesus) a break.
          Psalm 81:10:
          I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
          open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • wafflegod
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Feb 2008
            • 4

            #6
            Re: Hi

            You're a fucktard.

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #7
              Re: Hi

              Did you simply come here to spout off stupidity, Belgian Waffle?

              If so, let us know now, so we may ban you sooner and not waste energy on you.
              www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
              Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

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              • Wide-Open
                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2007
                • 18449

                #8
                Re: Hi

                Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                Did you simply come here to spout off stupidity, Belgian Waffle?

                If so, let us know now, so we may ban you sooner and not waste energy on you.
                Sister! I'm shocked! What have I don to upse... oh, durrr.

                You meant the other guy. Never mind.
                Psalm 81:10:
                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                • JennyD
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Sweet Placid Sister
                  Forum Member
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 9567

                  #9
                  Re: Hi

                  Oh, dear!

                  No, I didn't mean you, my Belgian friend!

                  Sorry to upset your delicate European sensibilities!
                  www.palibandaily.com - Your Christian News Source
                  Huckabee/Palin Gingrich 2012 will reclaim America for Christ! PRAISE!

                  Christian Ladies:
                  Savor your separation in style at the Monthly Visitor!

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #10
                    Re: Hi

                    Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                    Oh, dear!

                    No, I didn't mean you, my Belgian friend!

                    Sorry to upset your delicate European sensibilities!
                    Don't worry, I'm just a little itchy this morning tonight.

                    I just had a post deleted about a lovely dog called Pisang (long story), and my bottom still hurts from yesterday. Then some homergamer (gomer?) calls me a piffletard. So I read your post the wrong way.

                    I like to see myself as an ex-Belgiammer anyway. No more gaufres Liègeois for me, I'm happy to say.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
                      Resident ex-satanist
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2007
                      • 488

                      #11
                      Re: Hi

                      Originally posted by wafflegod View Post
                      You're a piffletard.
                      How eloquent. You Sir, are truly a master of the English language.

                      We "assume" that you are a 12 year old gamer tard. Now that comes awfully close, doesn't it?
                      It's not that I like to agree with Christians but sometimes I just can't help it. I think Wide-Open hit the nail on the head with this one.

                      We used to use losers like Wafflegod for distance spitting targets and if there's a person in his world who knows a smelly junior high gamer when he sees one, that person is me.
                      Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #12
                        Re: Hi

                        Originally posted by Enigmatic Harpo Marx View Post
                        It's not that I like to agree with Christians but sometimes I just can't help it. I think Wide-Open hit the nail on the head with this one.

                        We used to use losers like Wafflegod for distance spitting targets and if there's a person in his world who knows a smelly junior high gamer when he sees one, that person is me.
                        I'm glad to see we are on the same page on this one, friend (I'd never thought I'd say that to our resident Satanist ).

                        Before I was Saved®, I was involved in a sport called dwarf tossing. If I were still to do that today, I'd think waffledog might be a fitting projectile. We could take turns, or even combine spitting and tossing, like clay pigeon shooting.

                        I'm not even sure Baby Jesus would disapprove - apart from you being a Satanist of course, Shoo Demon!

                        Leviticus 21:20
                        Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • Enigmatic Harpo Marx
                          Resident ex-satanist
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 488

                          #13
                          Re: Hi

                          Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
                          I'm glad to see we are on the same page on this one, friend (I'd never thought I'd say that to our resident Satanist ).

                          Before I was Saved®, I was involved in a sport called dwarf tossing. If I were still to do that today, I'd think waffledog might be a fitting projectile. We could take turns, or even combine spitting and tossing, like clay pigeon shooting.

                          I'm not even sure Baby Jesus would disapprove - apart from you being a Satanist of course, Shoo Demon!

                          Leviticus 21:20
                          Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;
                          I think Jesus would make an exception for this one.

                          At least it would give purpose to all these "gamers" that are running rampant with the not showering and the sodomy and whatnot.
                          Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                          • sinner
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Feb 2008
                            • 67

                            #14
                            Re: Hi

                            Originally posted by wafflegod View Post
                            I am an atheist.

                            So basically, you're all going to assume i'm a christian-hating satan worshipping heathen, right?


                            (not really)

                            Burn! Burn! Burn!

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