Hi

[wafflegod]

I am an atheist.

So basically, you're all going to assume i'm a christian-hating satan worshipping heathen, right?


(not really)

[JennyD]

Re: Hi

I am an atheist.

So basically, you're all going to assume i'm a christian-hating satan worshipping heathen, right?


(not really)

Nope.

We're going to assume you're another pathetic Super Mario Gay-Laxative TOOL trying to shock us by declaring himself an atheist, sitting in his mommy's basement (which he calls his "lair"), thinking himself mighty clever and cool, whilst squeezing yet ANOTHER zit off his swollen nose.

Don't worry, Norbert, your secret is safe with us.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hi

Are those Wii forums down again?

[wafflegod]

Re: Hi

I do not own a Wii, and super mario galaxy sucks, how would you play something like that with a wiimote.
This is why christians are deemed stupid by atheists- they assume things that are 100% false.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hi

We "assume" that you are a 12 year old gamer tard. Now that comes awfully close, doesn't it?

"Forum raid, lulz, w00t!"

Give me (and Jesus) a break.

[wafflegod]

Re: Hi

You're a fucktard.

[JennyD]

Re: Hi

Did you simply come here to spout off stupidity, Belgian Waffle?

If so, let us know now, so we may ban you sooner and not waste energy on you.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hi

Did you simply come here to spout off stupidity, Belgian Waffle?

If so, let us know now, so we may ban you sooner and not waste energy on you.

Sister! I'm shocked! What have I don to upse... oh, durrr.

You meant the other guy. Never mind.

[JennyD]

Re: Hi

Oh, dear!

No, I didn't mean you, my Belgian friend!

Sorry to upset your delicate European sensibilities!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hi

Oh, dear!

No, I didn't mean you, my Belgian friend!

Sorry to upset your delicate European sensibilities!

Don't worry, I'm just a little itchy this morning tonight.

I just had a post deleted about a lovely dog called Pisang (long story), and my bottom still hurts from yesterday. Then some homergamer (gomer?) calls me a piffletard. So I read your post the wrong way.

I like to see myself as an ex-Belgiammer anyway. No more gaufres Liègeois for me, I'm happy to say.

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Hi

You're a piffletard.

How eloquent. You Sir, are truly a master of the English language.

We "assume" that you are a 12 year old gamer tard. Now that comes awfully close, doesn't it?

It's not that I like to agree with Christians but sometimes I just can't help it. I think Wide-Open hit the nail on the head with this one.

We used to use losers like Wafflegod for distance spitting targets and if there's a person in his world who knows a smelly junior high gamer when he sees one, that person is me.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hi

It's not that I like to agree with Christians but sometimes I just can't help it. I think Wide-Open hit the nail on the head with this one.

We used to use losers like Wafflegod for distance spitting targets and if there's a person in his world who knows a smelly junior high gamer when he sees one, that person is me.

I'm glad to see we are on the same page on this one, friend (I'd never thought I'd say that to our resident Satanist ).

Before I was Saved®, I was involved in a sport called dwarf tossing. If I were still to do that today, I'd think waffledog might be a fitting projectile. We could take turns, or even combine spitting and tossing, like clay pigeon shooting.

I'm not even sure Baby Jesus would disapprove - apart from you being a Satanist of course, Shoo Demon!

Leviticus 21:20
Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

[Enigmatic Harpo Marx]

Re: Hi

I'm glad to see we are on the same page on this one, friend (I'd never thought I'd say that to our resident Satanist ).

Before I was Saved®, I was involved in a sport called dwarf tossing. If I were still to do that today, I'd think waffledog might be a fitting projectile. We could take turns, or even combine spitting and tossing, like clay pigeon shooting.

I'm not even sure Baby Jesus would disapprove - apart from you being a Satanist of course, Shoo Demon!

Leviticus 21:20
Or crookbackt, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken;

I think Jesus would make an exception for this one.

At least it would give purpose to all these "gamers" that are running rampant with the not showering and the sodomy and whatnot.

[sinner]

Re: Hi

I am an atheist.

So basically, you're all going to assume i'm a christian-hating satan worshipping heathen, right?


(not really)

Burn! Burn! Burn!

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