hello

[Yingchun]

Hello all,
I am Shutery and come from Alaska.I like Playing basketball and reading ,and I am also an anime fan. And I am into cars ,they are so interesting.
I am glad to stay here, hope we can become good friends, exchange learning.I think we will become very good partners and friends.
I just come here to want to leran more !Thanx.







Thievery from Jesus not allowed!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: hello

Hello all,
I am Shutery and come from Alaska.I like Playing basketball and reading ,and I am also an anime fan. And I am into cars ,they are so interesting.
I am glad to stay here, hope we can become good friends, exchange learning.I think we will become very good partners and friends.
I just come here to want to leran more !Thanx.







Thievery from Jesus not allowed!

Hello Shutery,

What's your favorite Bible verse, friend?

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

Re: hello

Dear unsaved piece of dog fecal matter thieving God mocker, your attempts to link your product to our forums will not go unpunished.

If you would like a link to your product or service from our site; buy an ad, assclown, or be gone.

For details, Send an email to the Senior Pastor.

Our traffic is robust and our rates are very reasonable.

[HTannor]

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When I saw you liked playing basketball, I just figured you for a negroidal, but then you also mentioned reading, so that kind of ruled out you being a spade.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: hello

What do you Eskimos use in lieu of a basketball, a big ball of ice? Doesn't it shatter when you attempt to dribble it?

[Dan U. Holier]

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I am sluttery* and come from Alaska...

* an obvious spelling error edited

If you’re whoreing for the Lord and righteous Republican cause - like the other fine Alaskan lady – then you’re okay. If not, then we don’t need another eskimo slut here.

[Faith_Machine]

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* an obvious spelling error edited

If you’re whoreing for the Lord and righteous Republican cause - like the other fine Alaskan lady – then you’re okay. If not, then we don’t need another eskimo slut here.

I beg to differ, friend. Whoring is never OK, even if it's for God.

[Dan U. Holier]

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I beg to differ, friend. Whoring is never OK, even if it's for God.

But, but, but…. Oh! I must have misunderstood Matthew 4:19 And he saith unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men

Thank you for correcting me, senior brother in Jesus.

YiC

Dan

[HTannor]

Re: hello

But, but, but…. Oh! I must have misunderstood Matthew 4:19 And he saith unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men

Thank you for correcting me, senior brother in Jesus.

YiC

Dan

King James Version (KJV)


19And he saith unto them, Follow me, and I will make you fishers of men.

Well, this is quite a conundrum and clearly worthy of discussion among both True Christians™ as well as our Pastors.


I recently adjudicated a case where Sheriff Don hauled in a young lady accused of "Trollopdom" in violation of Freehold Penal Code Section 1, subsection 4.

Her joo public defender claimed "ex post facto de jure" in that his client was "fishing the waters" in Freehold looking for "employment opportunities" to supplement her meager income as a "Hooters" girl in order to cover her tuition in this fall's classes in the Freehold University Law School.

I instructed her joo attorney to have the defendant appear in my chambers "sans attorney" and explain her case.

After an extensive examination of her "qualifications" to enter Freehold Law School, I ruled that she seemed to be fully capable of advancing in her chosen profession - of the law, I mean.

The case was dismissed and I treated Sheriff Don to a fresh supply of "Crispy Cremes" which he seemed to enjoy and that solved the issue.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: hello

Judge Tannor, this brings up an interesting question:

I was under the impression only True Christians™ were allowed in Freehold. Is an exception made for Jewish attorneys involved in active cases?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: hello

Hello all,
I am Shutery and come from Alaska.I like Playing basketball and reading ,and I am also an anime fan. And I am into cars ,they are so interesting.
I am glad to stay here, hope we can become good friends, exchange learning.I think we will become very good partners and friends.
I just come here to want to leran more !Thanx.







Thievery from Jesus not allowed!

An Alaskan chink?? Getottahere!

[HTannor]

Re: hello

Judge Tannor, this brings up an interesting question:

I was under the impression only True Christians™ were allowed in Freehold. Is an exception made for Jewish attorneys involved in active cases?

I fear your impression if not born out by reality. While it is true that only True Christians™ may live here, certain members of third world ancestry are allowed in during daylight hours.

Messicans can be seen on a daily basis mowing lawns, cleaning swimming pools, and performing room cleaning at the Freehold Hilton.

As much as some of us dislike it, certain parcel delivery trucks are driven by those of a negroidal persuasion.

From time to time, taxi cabs show up being driven by turban-wearing persons of Eastern extraction.

However, FM, I assure you Sheriff Don works very hard to make sure all the riff-raff leaves town before sundown.