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  • Bessie
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    Under Investigation
    • Jul 2011
    • 2
    #1

    Hello

    Greetings,

    My name is is Bessie, I live in Alberta and I am 31-years-old. I am the housewife of my wonderful Christian husband and mother to two young sons, ages 5 and 3. I used to be Catholic, but when I started dating my husband he saved me from Hell by converting me. It is truly a blessing to serve him. My sons however, are doomed to spend eternity in Hell lest they change their ways. When I give them an order, like clean your toys, they will refuse and try to run away. I love my children, but if they continue being disobedient I might have to have them stoned to death by elders, as Deuteronomy 21:18-21 says. I have told them that they will go to Hell if they are disobedient, then they get scared and follow my orders, but shortly after they will change back and be disobedient again.
    Have I given them too many chances? Do I need to have them stoned to death?
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    • Jerakk
      Forum Member
      Forum Member
      • Dec 2009
      • 178
      #2
      Re: Hello

      Originally posted by Bessie View Post
      Greetings,

      My name is is Bessie, I live in Alberta and I am 31-years-old. I am the housewife of my wonderful Christian husband and mother to two young sons, ages 5 and 3. I used to be Catholic, but when I started dating my husband he saved me from Hell by converting me. It is truly a blessing to serve him. My sons however, are doomed to spend eternity in Hell lest they change their ways. When I give them an order, like clean your toys, they will refuse and try to run away. I love my children, but if they continue being disobedient I might have to have them stoned to death by elders, as Deuteronomy 21:18-21 says. I have told them that they will go to Hell if they are disobedient, then they get scared and follow my orders, but shortly after they will change back and be disobedient again.
      Have I given them too many chances? Do I need to have them stoned to death?
      Welcome Bessie.. did you get your husband's permission to go online and post here?
      Only 2 in all of history have died for freedom all over the world... Jesus Christ and the American soldier.

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        • Bessie
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Jul 2011
          • 2
          #3
          Re: Hello

          Yes, of course.

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            • Faith_Machine
              Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2011
              • 10050
              #4
              Re: Hello

              Welcome, Bessie! You must have committed a lot of sins for God to curse you with such horrible children. Tell us, did you prostitute yourself? Be as detailed as you possibly can be about your whoring, we can handle it.
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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78556
                  #5
                  Re: Hello

                  I assume your husband takes charge of the discipline in your family. Does he lay on good Christian beatings on a regular basis? That's what kept me in line as a boy.

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                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                    • James Hutchins
                      True Christian™
                      Just a Regular Nice Guy
                       
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 29457
                      #6
                      Re: Hello

                      Well Bessie (I had a cow named Bessie, I had to shoot and eat her) you are not much of a parent if you fail at keeping your kids in line. Had you brought them up according to the Bible, you would be having this trouble. It was/is up to you to keep the demons and henchmen of Satan at bay.
                      No doubt, Jesus weeps at night due your lack of love for your innoicent children and abject failure as a parent. I will pray for your sons.
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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