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  • iamGypsywhore
    Unsaved trash, repulsive gypsy scum
    • Aug 2011
    • 12

    #1

    I'm New (:

    Hello,
    I live on Oahu (Hawaii) and I don't really go to church anymore, but was trying to find people that would help & encourage me about God. I'm chirsitan, and I don't really know any bible verses by hears except John 3:16, so I guess thats my favorite? LoL.

    I know I'm probably considered a "sinner" and have done things I'm not proud of. Hopefully I find people who are caring & not insulting here so I can get closer to God, and not pushed away.

    I'm 18 years of age & currently engaged
    Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: I'm New (:

    You're a liar. You're a gypsy whore who lives in Romania where you pick the pockets of the customers you fornicate with. You hate Jesus and never bathe and satan sent you here to persecute us.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Faith_Machine
      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Mar 2011
      • 10050

      #3
      Re: I'm New (:

      Welcome, Gypsy! I'm a bit concerned about the fact that your name contains a word that in American, means "prostitute."

      You probably didn't know that, because you're a foreigner and all.
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      • iamGypsywhore
        Unsaved trash, repulsive gypsy scum
        • Aug 2011
        • 12

        #4
        Re: I'm New (:

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
        You're a liar. You're a gypsy whore who lives in Romania where you pick the pockets of the customers you fornicate with. You hate Jesus and never bathe and satan sent you here to persecute us.
        nooo, my real name is Gypsy, I'm sorry I didn't mean to offend anyone, because my mother was a whore. I am not a liar, anymore that is. My mother taught me to lie & I had to teach myself how to be truthful through jesus. I do no fornicate nor do I steal. I came here for help, and I guess I can't get any unless I change my name for people to take me seriously.

        Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: I'm New (:

          Friend, if you need help, all you have to do is ask Jesus to help you. And there's no point in lying to Him, because He is all-knowing and all-seeing.
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          • iamGypsywhore
            Unsaved trash, repulsive gypsy scum
            • Aug 2011
            • 12

            #6
            Re: I'm New (:

            Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
            Friend, if you need help, all you have to do is ask Jesus to help you. And there's no point in lying to Him, because He is all-knowing and all-seeing.
            If i change my name my mother has given me, does that mean I'm a liar? Because I don't want to be a liar, but I don't want christians to not accept me & call me a whore. I really want to go to church, but people look at e different, and call me names.
            Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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            • Jack O'fagan
              With faith as immovable as the Earth
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2011
              • 4836

              #7
              Re: My name is Gypsy, & I want to get saved?

              I am personally not aware of gypsys not being allowed in church. The Lord is very accepting of everybody. Of course if your mother was not married to your father then you will not be allowed in, nor will your descendants for ten generations but that is only fair.

              If you are not a bastard then you should be allowed in. Just remain silent and if you have any questions ask a man after.

              Your not a cripple are you? If so then there would be more restrictions.

              YiC

              Jack
              Genesis 22:2 And he said, Take now thy son, thine only son Isaac, whom thou lovest, and get thee into the land of Moriah; and offer him there for a burnt offering upon one of the mountains which I will tell thee of.

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              I know God wouldn't let me believe in Him if He didn't exist.

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              • iamGypsywhore
                Unsaved trash, repulsive gypsy scum
                • Aug 2011
                • 12

                #8
                Is it a sin to change my name?

                As you know, My name is Gypsy. Yes, that is the name my mother has given me. Growing up I thought it was unique and cool, always getting attention by people, especially boys. But recently I found out my name means "prostitute". I didn't grow up in church, but now that I am 18, I'm starting to make my own decisions and wanted to go back to church. I love Jesus but I fear that he doesn't love me, because I was born from fornication and never met my father. I do not want a whore name. I try my best to bring my mother to understand the teachings of Christ but she's such a whore and wont listen to me. I understand I am suppose to honor my mother & father, but how do I honor such a whore?
                Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                • iamGypsywhore
                  Unsaved trash, repulsive gypsy scum
                  • Aug 2011
                  • 12

                  #9
                  Re: My name is Gypsy, & I want to get saved?

                  Originally posted by Jack O'fagan View Post
                  I am personally not aware of gypsys not being allowed in church. The Lord is very accepting of everybody. Of course if your mother was not married to your father then you will not be allowed in, nor will your descendants for ten generations but that is only fair.

                  If you are not a bastard then you should be allowed in. Just remain silent and if you have any questions ask a man after.

                  Your not a cripple are you? If so then there would be more restrictions.

                  YiC

                  Jack
                  I don't think I am a bastard. I think they happen to have been married (a cheap shameful vegas marriage) and he left her shortly when he found out she wasn't a virgin when they got married. I have never met him & i don't blame him for not wanting a virgin. But I am angry that he didnt want me, since I am indeed his child.
                  Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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                  • Mistress Cookie
                    Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 6790

                    #10
                    Re: My name is Gypsy, & I want to get saved?

                    Originally posted by iamGypsywhore
                    Hello, As you may know, my name is Gypsy, (i am NOT a whore) my name was changed...I want to get saved but someone told me they do not except gypsy's in churches...If I attempt to pray to Jesus will he ignore my prayers because my name means whore? Should I change my name? I am in desperate need of advice.
                    These are hard questions, and I am sure if you listen carefully to the Pastors and Male Elders here, they will tell you all you need to know.

                    Still, my heart goes out to you.

                    Have you considered moving to a different country, where no one knows you or your family's shameful past?

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                    • Mistress Cookie
                      Petite pearl of Baptist womanhood
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2008
                      • 6790

                      #11
                      Re: Is it a sin to change my name?

                      Originally posted by iamGypsywhore View Post
                      My name is Gypsy. Yes, that is the name my mother has given me.

                      Growing up I thought it was unique and cool, always getting attention by people, especially boys.
                      .
                      Certainly the wrong sort of attention, for some.


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                      • Faith_Machine
                        Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2011
                        • 10050

                        #12
                        Re: I'm New (:

                        There is nothing in the Bible prohibiting you from changing your name, and in fact, there are numerous instances when God Himself either changes a person's name or instructs them to do so.

                        More to the point, God will know you, and know you by name, regardless of who you are or what you call yourself:

                        Isaiah 43

                        But now thus saith the LORD that created thee, O Jacob, and he that formed thee, O Israel, Fear not: for I have redeemed thee, I have called thee by thy name; thou art mine.
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                        • Faith_Machine
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                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2011
                          • 10050

                          #13
                          Re: My name is Gypsy, & I want to get saved?

                          Gypsies should certainly be allowed in any church, as long as said church employs some type of loss prevention technologies.




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                          • James Hutchins
                            True Christian™
                            Just a Regular Nice Guy
                             
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 29453

                            #14
                            Re: My name is Gypsy, & I want to get saved?

                            Being you are a gypsy and a whore, and have not come here to spread the joyous word of Jesus. am not sure what we can do for you. We did lock down most of the items to prevent theft and are keeping the younger ones off line while you are about so you do not rape them.
                            If you came here to be forgiveness, you came to the wrong place, you need to read your KJV and pray to God for Him to accept you. Once you are not longer a gypsy and a whore let us know.

                            Have a good Godly day!
                            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                            • landoverlover
                              Also loves Jesus and America
                              True Christian™
                              • Jul 2010
                              • 828

                              #15
                              Re: I'm New (:

                              Originally posted by iamGypsywhore View Post
                              If i change my name my mother has given me, does that mean I'm a liar? Because I don't want to be a liar, but I don't want christians to not accept me & call me a whore. I really want to go to church, but people look at e different, and call me names.
                              The practical problem with allowing Gypsies in church is that things always turn up.... "missing" .... up to and including pocket lint and burnt out matches. One set up a palm-reading stand in the lobby, and another tried selling her baby. Money is missing from the collection plates and replaced with IOUs. Just adds to the overhead.
                              Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

                              2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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