lets get things started.

[Tonsil]

first of all dont think i am some uneducated pleb who cannot apply logic to most things. so in that lets go.

are you guys for real? i haven't logged on to one big board of trolls have i? because you guys... you guys are just... wow... i read throughout your posts that you are kind loving christians and how you "love thy neighbour" yet hate everyone who doesn't agree with you.

can someone who is of rational thought expklain to me how basic science has eluded some of you?

i read this earlier:
"Friends, have you ever sat yourself down on the toilet to carry out God's will and been overwhelmed by the smell of rotten eggs? It is sulfur.
A clear sign that demons are living in your bottom.

You need to get yourself down to a Bible-believing church, pronto, and get yourself a Jesus enema©

God tells us in Revelation, chapter 14, that he is going to torment people with fire and brimstone. Friends? Do you know what brimstone is? It's sulfur.
Do you know where sulfur is?
It's in the center of the earth, that's where it is.

Yes friends, Hell is real. It's down there and it's gonna get you if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.

If you've ever read a Harry Potter Book, YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you've ever played a Video game YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you have ever masturbated YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you own a Prius YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you ever voted Democrat YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you ever listened to Celine Dion or Barry Manilow YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS
If you are Canadian YOU HAVE COLONIC DEMONS"

WELL HOLY HELL!! prepare the extra large colonic brush my friends cause i'm going waaaay down south. now see this is where i cant tell if you guys are serious... you want me to get a "Jesus Enema"? i thought he was your main ju-ju man. why would he, even metaphorically, want to be inserted into my anus to clear out demons that are in there cause i enjoy reading while playing video games and having a wank while Celine Dion and Barry Manilow talk me in to buying a Prius and voting Democrat? are you even aware how stupid this sounds "while you read harry potter a dark demonic force manifested itself in your anus"... i can see how this would make perfect sense.

i also notice that quite a few of you seem to be Pro-Life yet hate "fags" to the point of calling them an abomination agaist god, now thats not very nice and doesn't sound very christian, how would i know you ask? simple i used to be Anglican (or CofE) and YES i know anglican's are the devil along with the A-rabs, but how can i put this politely.. i grew out of religion like a 5 year old grows out of Santa Claus or the Easter Bunny, i began to realise that just because a book tells you something doesn't always make it true.

i know some pastor or preacfher is going to call me a heathen scum or something and make wild accusations about me going to an imaginary place where horned men poke me with sticks for eternity, but let me ask you something,

where did John Lennon go when he died? he was the epitome of Peace On Earth and sang about itr countless times he wanted to stop all wars and hunger, yet, to the bible, he is going to hell. hardly seems fair dont you think.

now i have a lot of work to do correcting your outrageous claims with common sense, oh and i noticed that you guys dont except Scientific Fact as proof? urrr... but science is right? i mean i know that this message is being sent to you through a series of 1's and 0's being sent through the phone lines across the world powered by electrical pulses, not god grabbing my screen and showing each and everyone of you. THAT is Scientific Fact. refute it. go on.

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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first of all dont think i am some uneducated pleb who cannot apply logic to most things. so in that lets go.

Well, thank goodness you aren't some uneducated plebe! I'll take it your shift key is broken?

i read throughout your posts that you are kind loving christians and how you "love thy neighbour" yet hate everyone who doesn't agree with you.

People who don't agree with us are not our neighbors.

2 John 1:10-11 If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed:
For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds.

can someone who is of rational thought expklain to me how basic science has eluded some of you?

It's really very simple. If science and the Bible disagree, the Bible wins every time.

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:

"Friends, have you ever sat yourself down on the toilet to carry out God's will and been overwhelmed by the smell of rotten eggs? It is sulfur.
A clear sign that demons are living in your bottom.

It's a great theory that we are studying.

i also notice that quite a few of you seem to be Pro-Life yet hate "fags" to the point of calling them an abomination agaist god, now thats not very nice and doesn't sound very christian,

Friend, we didn't call fags an abomination. God did.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

tl:dr hateful rant skipped over.

Great. I'm glad we had this talk. Now you can start to get right with God.

[Faith_Machine]

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first of all dont think i am some uneducated pleb who cannot apply logic to most things.

Misspelling "plebe" is kind of a plebeian thing to do.

God brought you here for a reason, friend. Tell us, what's lacking in your life, and how might you feel if Jesus came and filled up that empty void?

[Dan U. Holier]

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I don’t have much to add to what has already been told by my senior brothers, except…

first of all dont think i am some uneducated pleb who cannot apply logic to most things. so in that lets go... /snip/

You should’ve at least told us that you’re a foreign trash, so we might have some patience with your regrettable grammar and syntax. If not, then you should be embarrassed that even a redeemed euro-trash - like me - masters yours (allegedly) native language. That alone proves virtues of the True Christian™ faith.

can someone who is of rational thought expklain to me how basic science has eluded some of you?... /snip/.

You can’t argue with reason against a position which isn’t based on reason; the only reason for the True Christians™ is God and His words as testified in the Holy Bible.

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But hey, maybe you can teach us about the “Big Bang theory”; what has, allegedly, triggered the event if in before it there, allegedly, wasn’t anything: no matter, no energy, nor “space-time continuum”? What happened with Causality - a basic assumption of "science" - in this case?

[James Hutchins]

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Praise be the holy name of Jesus, we have an intelligent person in our midst.

Tell me, when did you first realize God was your main man and how has He changed your life?

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

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where did John Lennon go when he died? he was the epitome of Peace On Earth and sang about itr countless times he wanted to stop all wars and hunger, yet, to the bible, he is going to hell. hardly seems fair dont you think.

You say one thing Biblically sound, and then you whine that it isn't "fair." Well, guess what, dear friend: God's will isn't about fairness.

[Shela Tansper]

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expklain

Can you please explain to me what explkain means oh unedcucated one

[James Hutchins]

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Can you please explain to me what explkain means oh unedcucated one

I think he is speaking Cuban

[Bouws B.]

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I think he is speaking Cuban

Or his keyboard was having a seizure at the moment he typed that.

[James Hutchins]

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Or his keyboard was having a seizure at the moment he typed that.

What an absurd statement to make. An inanimate object cannot have a seizure. It has to be a Internet diction issue.