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  • sillypuddyismyname
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    • Aug 2011
    • 6
    #1

    Hello Everyone

    How are you all doing? I just joined today, I hope you don't mind!

    I have been a Christian for as long as I can remember. I believe that all good souls go to heaven and all of those who are bad and do unjust towards others are given due punishment once their time comes.

    I will admit that my parents never did take me to Church growing up. I cannot drive, so I am unable to get myself to the closest one. I do, however, read from the Holy Bible and watch Church on TV every Sunday.

    I hope to get to know all of you!
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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639
      #2
      Re: Hello Everyone

      Originally posted by Tabletop View Post
      How are you all doing? I just joined today, I hope you don't mind!
      We don't mind at all, dear friend. The more people who come here to praise Jesus, the better.

      I have been a Christian for as long as I can remember. I believe that all good souls go to heaven and all of those who are bad and do unjust towards others are given due punishment once their time comes.

      I will admit that my parents never did take me to Church growing up. I cannot drive, so I am unable to get myself to the closest one. I do, however, read from the Holy Bible and watch Church on TV every Sunday.
      Then what does the Bible say about who gets into Heaven and who doesn't? Can you give us direct quotations from the King James Bible?
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

      Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22373
          #3
          Re: Hello Everyone

          Welcome to our friendly forum!

          Do you have your husband's permission to use his computer?
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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            • sillypuddyismyname
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              • Aug 2011
              • 6
              #4
              Re: Hello Everyone

              Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
              Welcome to our friendly forum!

              Do you have your husband's permission to use his computer?
              I am not married yet, kind sir. I am only 18 years of age.

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                • Faith_Machine
                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 10050
                  #5
                  Re: Hello Everyone

                  Not being able to drive is not excuse. What's stopping you from walking to church?
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                  In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                  REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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                    • Dan U. Holier
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jul 2011
                      • 1180
                      #6
                      Re: Hello Everyone

                      Originally posted by Tabletop View Post
                      I am not married yet, kind sir. I am only 18 years of age.
                      You’re not married yet? There’s no time to waste anymore, girl! I hope you’re at least not wasting time for education – except for cooking and knitting lessons, of course.

                      And remember what your Christian duty is:

                      Ephesians 5:22-23 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord; For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body

                      Godspeed!

                      Dan
                      Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


                      ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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