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  • Starshine Nova
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Feb 2008
    • 13

    #31
    Re: Hello!

    BTW, when will I get this "Unsaved trash-under investigation" thing removed?
    Good Morning, Starshine, the Earth says, "Hello!"

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
      Senior Pastor
      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
      Always Biblically correct
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #32
      Re: Hello!

      Originally posted by Starshine Nova View Post
      BTW, when will I get this "Unsaved trash-under investigation" thing removed?
      When Jesus says.

      Now, when will you edit your signature line to remove a reference to a musical that glorified drug-addled, America-hating hippy harlotry?
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • _anon2_
        Unsaved trash
         
        • Feb 2008
        • 45

        #33
        Re: Hello!

        Originally posted by Starshine Nova View Post
        BTW, when will I get this "Unsaved trash-under investigation" thing removed?
        Starshine, please take 10 minutes to think about what your doing. Everyone wants answers, inner peace and the assurance of a peaceful afterlife. But joining a hate spewing group who feel that spousal abuse, racism, homophobia and extreme xenophobia are ok isn't the way to do it!

        Take some time and please reconsider. This isn't the way to salvation.

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        • Juliette
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Jan 2008
          • 705

          #34
          Re: Hello!

          Originally posted by _anon2_ View Post
          Starshine, please take 10 minutes to think about what your doing. Everyone wants answers, inner peace and the assurance of a peaceful afterlife. But joining a hate spewing group who feel that spousal abuse, racism, homophobia and extreme xenophobia are ok isn't the way to do it!
          Absolutely hilarious this.

          Coming from someone who spended the last few hours doing nothing but insulting us and spewing hate at us.

          No Starshine. You came the right way. Jesus his way.

          Accept Jesus and hit the shiny paypal button at the bottom of the page.


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          • _anon2_
            Unsaved trash
             
            • Feb 2008
            • 45

            #35
            Re: Hello!

            Originally posted by Juliette View Post
            Absolutely hilarious this.

            Coming from someone who spended the last few hours doing nothing but insulting us and spewing hate at us.

            No Starshine. You came the right way. Jesus his way.

            Accept Jesus and hit the shiny paypal button at the bottom of the page.
            because the only way to jesus is through paypal

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #36
              Re: Hello!

              Originally posted by _anon2_ View Post
              because the only way to jesus is through paypal
              Malachi 3:8-10: Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings. Ye [are] cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, [even] this whole nation. Bring ye all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be meat in mine house, and prove me now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open you the windows of heaven, and pour you out a blessing, that [there shall] not [be room] enough [to receive it].

              But don't tell me; let me guess. You disagree with our "interpretation" of the clear meaning of that passage.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

              Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #37
                Re: Hello!

                What is the response time between making a donation and being accepted into the church? Anyone want to try? (Don't bother sending .02c because that won't work and we just keep the money).
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Juliette
                  True Christian™
                  True Christian™
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 705

                  #38
                  Re: Hello!

                  Originally posted by _anon2_ View Post
                  because the only way to jesus is through paypal
                  For accepting Jesus it's a good start.

                  Mark 12:41 And Jesus sat over against the treasury, and beheld how the people cast money into the treasury: and many that were rich cast in much.


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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #39
                    Re: Hello!

                    Originally posted by _anon2_ View Post
                    Starshine, please take 10 minutes to think about what your doing. Everyone wants answers, inner peace and the assurance of a peaceful afterlife. But joining a hate spewing group who feel that spousal abuse, racism, homophobia and extreme xenophobia are ok isn't the way to do it!

                    Take some time and please reconsider. This isn't the way to salvation.
                    anon, do you hate Jesus so much that you would encourage our little Starshine to follow your path to eternal torture in the fiery pits of Hell?

                    We follow God's Word. The Bible. We do not espouse views which are not consistent with God's Word; if you can find one which is inaccurate, please point it out to us.

                    anon, we know you're a Satanist, but please stop trying to recruit on this Christian, Baptist Church forum.

                    Thank you.
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                    • Old Iron Crotch
                      SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
                      • May 2007
                      • 3056

                      #40
                      Re: Hello!

                      Originally posted by Starshine Nova View Post
                      Where do you get any pedophilic references in any of my posts?

                      He made the assumption because you referred to yourself as a lolita goth. "Lolita" was a novel by Vladimir Nabokov about a middle-aged man named Humbert Humbert who is obsessed with a 12-year-old girl.
                      Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!

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