About me and what I'm up to

[tyrant]

Hey guys, my name is Patrick.

Back in my day I use to produce porn and play video games, now I serve The Most High!

I joined this forum when I started doing research to expose the landover baptist cult. You can read all about that at my site in the Articles section under False Teachers.

The one eye on the demons up my butt banner is the eye of RA or satan!

I've been a Christian for the last 2 years now and I enjoy witnessing to others about The Lord.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: About me and what I'm up to

What church do you attend? I'm willing to bet dollars to donuts that you aren't a Christian at all.

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: About me and what I'm up to

You can read all about that at my site in the Articles section under False Teachers.

Glad to have you aboard, friend! I think you may have forgotten to pay your Web hosting bill, however, because I when I went to your site looking for that "False Teachers" page, all I got was the following message:

Sorry, we can't find "godmockingbraindamagedwhore.com". We suggest that you check the spelling of the web address or search above.

[tyrant]

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Ohh jeeze I didn't realize being pastor made you judge, so you bet I'm no Christian huh, sad little man.

I've got my site without any censorship, google crawls it just fine, anyone doing a search on you will wind up with me in the results.

my domain was censored by the little god of the forum.

dirty theiving money changers, you know Jesus whipped people for what you people do.... a church store, awful.

I do attend church, but church DOESN'T save JESUS SAVES!

Your "church" is from hell, go on!

[Faith_Machine]

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I've got my site without any censorship, google crawls it just fine, anyone doing a search on you will wind up with me in the results.

Sounds like you're suffering from delusions of grandeur.

Why do you hate Jesus and His followers so much?

[tyrant]

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Your a LIAR, that's not my domain.

Figures though, you people can't do anything correct.

You can't censor what I write about you on my domain
www.godmockingbraindamagedwhore.com

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Against my better judgment I went to your so-called "False Teachers" site, and what is the first thing I notice? A banner with the following Bible verses quoted:



The ACTUAL quote from the KJV Bible goes like this:

(Matthew 7:15-16) "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?"

Do you see the irony of warning about "false" things when you are deliberately altering the Word of God in order to further your atheist agenda?

Now, get rid of that sheep "furry" suit of yours and join me on the Path to Heaven. We'll have all the grapes and figs we want!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[tyrant]

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Against my better judgment I went to your so-called "False Teachers" site, and what is the first thing I notice? A banner with the following Bible verses quoted:

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The ACTUAL quote from the KJV Bible goes like this:

(Matthew 7:15-16) "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits. Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?"

Do you see the irony of warning about "false" things when you are deliberately altering the Word of God in order to further your atheist agenda?

Now, get rid of that sheep "furry" suit of yours and join me on the Path to Heaven. We'll have all the grapes and figs we want!



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

That's a LIE, no such graphic on my site.. LOL
My site isn't a false teacher site either, talks about some, like your cult..
Just shows what you all are, a bunch of LIARS.

Just like in another post pastor ezeek said my domain was something about braindamagedwhore or another.com, proved himself to be a LIAR.

You FOOLS are agents of satan
I pray God almighty is more than harsh with your cult and the "cry babies" that make up your so called body.

Your nothing more than a den of snakes.

[Serenity-Millennium]

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You FOOLS are agents of satan
I pray God almighty is more than harsh with your cult and the "cry babies" that make up your so called body.

As a Christian who has spent years debating with the people at Landover, I ask that you please never speak again lest people think all Christians are like you! You PRAY that God will hurt people?! I don't know what Bible you are reading, but you are serving your own selfish hate right now, not Jesus!

Matthew 5: 43-47"You're familiar with the old written law, 'Love your friend,' and its unwritten companion, 'Hate your enemy.' I'm challenging that. I'm telling you to love your enemies. Let them bring out the best in you, not the worst. When someone gives you a hard time, respond with the energies of prayer, for then you are working out of your true selves, your God-created selves. This is what God does. He gives his best—the sun to warm and the rain to nourish—to everyone, regardless: the good and bad, the nice and nasty. If all you do is love the lovable, do you expect a bonus? Anybody can do that. If you simply say hello to those who greet you, do you expect a medal? Any run-of-the-mill sinner does that.

Luke 6: 27-30"To you who are ready for the truth, I say this: Love your enemies. Let them bring out the best in you, not the worst. When someone gives you a hard time, respond with the energies of prayer for that person. If someone slaps you in the face, stand there and take it. If someone grabs your shirt, giftwrap your best coat and make a present of it. If someone takes unfair advantage of you, use the occasion to practice the servant life. No more tit-for-tat stuff. Live generously.

[Faith_Machine]

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Just like in another post pastor ezeek said my domain was something about braindamagedwhore or another.com, proved himself to be a LIAR.

First of all, friend, we expect you to capitalize Pastor Ezekiel (not "ezeek"), just as we expect you to capitalize words like God, Christian, and Jesus.

Secondly, Pastor Ezekiel made no such statement.

Lastly, I am deeply flattered that you would mistake me for Pastor Ezekiel. Be warned, however, that flattery won't get you very far with us.

Instead of paying me such nice compliments, why not praise Jesus instead?

[Zechariah Smyth]

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*** puerile persecution ***

Thank you!!! Persecution such as yours reminds me that I'm doing the right thing.

(1 Peter 3:16) "Having a good conscience; that, whereas they speak evil of you, as of evildoers, they may be ashamed that falsely accuse your good conversation in Christ."

(Hebrews 12:3) "For consider him that endured such contradiction of sinners against himself, lest ye be wearied and faint in your minds."

(Luke 6:22) "Blessed are ye, when men shall hate you, and when they shall separate you from their company, and shall reproach you, and cast out your name as evil, for the Son of man's sake."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: About me and what I'm up to

First of all, friend, we expect you to capitalize Pastor Ezekiel (not "ezeek"), just as we expect you to capitalize words like God, Christian, and Jesus.

Secondly, Pastor Ezekiel made no such statement.

Lastly, I am deeply flattered that you would mistake me for Pastor Ezekiel. Be warned, however, that flattery won't get you very far with us.

Instead of paying me such nice compliments, why not praise Jesus instead?

The fact that you have been mistaken for Pastor Ezekiel causes my respect for you to increase greatly, Faith Machine. Pastor Ezekiel is a hero to my family, and a role model to my children. Why, Pastor Ezekiel's wisdom and Biblical knowledge have veritably raised my soul up from its very roots.

To be compared to such a Godly man is no small thing. Have you seen his awards???

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Dear Godmocking Maggot;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and dropping to your knees for anyone with a U.S. dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel