My name is Elmore Vernon. I'd first like to thank our Lord Almighty for offering me the foresight to steal my lecherous neighbors computer. I know thievery to be a sin, but I thought it best to deprive him of his sinful porn machine so I could put it to the use of worshipping our good Lord.
My interests include woodworking, duck calling, harassing anyone with brown skin as they are either a terrorist, or know a terrorist that they are too yellow to turn in, and of course daily worship. I look forward to basking in the light of the good word with my fellow christians of the Landover Baptist Church. PRAISE!
