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  • Degenerate Godmocker
    Unsaved trash, babbling on about a "napkin god"
    • Aug 2011
    • 37

    #1

    Evilution

    Jesus brought me here to show you this.





    inb4gonefortruth
    This space is designated for the posting of KJV Scripture ONLY. Any attempt at posting heathen gibberish will result in immediate banishment. --ADMIN
  • Billy Bob Jenkins
    Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
    About as Straight and Manly as you can get
    Hates anal sex. And trees.
    True Christian™
    • May 2010
    • 8337

    #2
    Re: Evolution

    Originally posted by Sehknow View Post
    inb4gonefortruth
    What is more plausible, that everything in that video is true, or that it is just a convoluted excuse to ejaculate inside another man?
    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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    • Degenerate Godmocker
      Unsaved trash, babbling on about a "napkin god"
      • Aug 2011
      • 37

      #3
      Re: Evolution

      Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
      excuse to ejaculate inside another man?
      You're quite perverted aren't you
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      • Brother Enoch
        The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2008
        • 4392

        #4
        Re: Evolution

        Originally posted by Sehknow View Post
        You're quite perverted aren't you
        It appears Jesus has disabled that particular video so that I can't view it. Can you provide a brief synopsis please.

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #5
          Re: Evolution

          Originally posted by Sehknow View Post
          You're quite perverted aren't you
          I am the one condemning perversion. You are the one justifying it. Who is more likely to have anal sex? Let me tell you who. The one who has no moral compass and just makes up right and wrong as he goes along is the one who is more likely to bury his manhood stump deep in another man. You atheists make me sick with all of your rump ranging.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • Degenerate Godmocker
            Unsaved trash, babbling on about a "napkin god"
            • Aug 2011
            • 37

            #6
            Re: Evolution

            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
            It appears Jesus has disabled that particular video so that i can't view it. Can you provide a brief synopsis please.
            oh well that would ruin the fun on how the video was made.
            Pray for Jesus to get it working for you!
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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78555

              #7
              Re: Evolution

              Hey godmocker; This is called the INTRODUCTION forum for a reason. If you're here to spew hatred and piss on Jesus, then bugger off.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Brother Enoch
                The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                True Christian™
                • Jun 2008
                • 4392

                #8
                Re: Evolution

                Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                You atheists make me sick with all of your rump ranging.
                I figured it was some sort of anal perversity. Thank you baby Jesus for disabling that video for me!!

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                • Degenerate Godmocker
                  Unsaved trash, babbling on about a "napkin god"
                  • Aug 2011
                  • 37

                  #9
                  Re: Evolution

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  I am the one condemning perversion. You are the one justifying it. Who is more likely to have anal sex? Let me tell you who. The one who has no moral compass and just makes up right and wrong as he goes along is the one who is more likely to bury his manhood stump deep in another man. You atheists make me sick with all of your rump ranging.

                  morality doesn't exist without god eh?
                  actually the bible itself talks about how salvation is by grace and good works is not enough for salvation. so those not saved, can still do good works. There are a wide number of non religious charities and aid organizations. If you're looking for morality, i'd steer clear from the bible.

                  the Bible advocates rape, genocide, incest, slavery, etc etc etc. The list goes on.
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                  • Pastor Ezekiel
                    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                     
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 78555

                    #10
                    Re: Evolution

                    Originally posted by Sehknow View Post

                    the Bible advocates rape, genocide, incest, slavery, etc etc etc. The list goes on.
                    What's you're point?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #11
                      Re: Evolution

                      Originally posted by Sehknow View Post
                      morality doesn't exist without god eh?
                      actually the bible itself talks about how salvation is by grace and good works is not enough for salvation. so those not saved, can still do good works. There are a wide number of non religious charities and aid organizations. If you're looking for morality, i'd steer clear from the bible.

                      the Bible advocates rape, genocide, incest, slavery, etc etc etc. The list goes on.
                      Of course atheists CAN do good works. They just have no reason to. They believe in evilution and worship their monkey ancestors. Atheism is a form of paganism. It is a cult of human sacrifice, because it embraces survival of the fittest. In Christianity, we don't need human sacrifice because we accept the temporary human sacrifice of Jesus.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • Degenerate Godmocker
                        Unsaved trash, babbling on about a "napkin god"
                        • Aug 2011
                        • 37

                        #12
                        Re: Evolution

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        What's you're point?
                        LOL AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE A MORAL COMPASS HAHA.
                        This forum is so hilarious.
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                        • Brother Enoch
                          The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2008
                          • 4392

                          #13
                          Re: Evolution

                          Originally posted by Sehknow View Post
                          LOL AND YOU THINK YOU HAVE A MORAL COMPASS HAHA.
                          This forum is so hilarious.
                          So no point then? Alrighty then. Thanks for stopping by.

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                          • Degenerate Godmocker
                            Unsaved trash, babbling on about a "napkin god"
                            • Aug 2011
                            • 37

                            #14
                            Re: Evolution

                            Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
                            So no point then? Alrighty then. Thanks for stopping by.
                            The point is that you guys don't have any moral compass.
                            The only thing keeping you from raping, murdering, and performing incest is thinking you're going to hell or something. It's quite pathetic that god is the only thing keeping you from doing that.

                            You are all honestly insane and you should be locked away in an asylum for the rest of your lives.
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                            • Brother Enoch
                              The Godliest Man in Godless Canuckistan
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2008
                              • 4392

                              #15
                              Re: Evolution

                              Originally posted by Sehknow View Post
                              The point is that you guys don't have any moral compass.
                              The only thing keeping you from raping, murdering, and performing incest is thinking you're going to hell or something. It's quite pathetic that god is the only thing keeping you from doing that.
                              Nonsense. I have no urge to do any of those things. I'm not an atheist.

                              You are all honestly insane and you should be locked away in an asylum for the rest of your lives.
                              I see. We should be in an asylum because we believe God created the universe, but you are completely sane because you believe a whole bunch of nothing decided to become something for no reason at all about 13 billion years ago?

                              *backs away from the crazy person*

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