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  • Degenerate Godmocker
    Unsaved trash, babbling on about a "napkin god"
    • Aug 2011
    • 37

    #76
    Re: Evolution

    Originally posted by Redeemed Papist View Post
    No. If I meant MAN I'd have written MAN. Do you often alter things you don't like reading to something you do like reading? This would explain your inability to grasp the simple elegance of God's perfection.

    Nah it's not hard to grasp the idea of your God's perfection, the problem is that your God isn't perfect.

    Hes kind of a noob really.
    I mean seriously hes so fail that there's no point in even calling him God.
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    • Redeemed Papist
      Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
      True Christian™
      • Jul 2011
      • 10409

      #77
      Re: Evolution

      Originally posted by babdah View Post
      Blah, men wrote the Bible. Blah it is all wrong. Blah I spit in Baby Jesus' face.
      Look, friend, you come into our house and trample about blaspheming everywhere and we meet you with love and patience as if you are an errant child, gently chiding you and guiding you to God's wisdom and all you do is throw tantrums and vainly repeat yourself.

      Proverbs 3:5 Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.

      Why oh why oh why would I offer you my own opinion when my Lord commands me expressly to do no such thing?
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      Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

      John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

      Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
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      God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
      Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #78
        Re: Evolution

        Originally posted by babdah View Post
        How is it false hood when the bible was composed by man and men do make mistakes and ancient men did not know about the other gospel or chose not to put them in the bible. how is that spreading falsehoods?
        So in your view, God either couldn't or wouldn't give us a preserved Bible, which would seem to be pretty easy for an omnipotent Deity to do? How, then, can we know anything about what He wants from us?

        I know what the bible has to say about. I wanted a personal opinion.
        The only opinion that matters is God's.

        No were does he say the bible, it is the Scripture, scripture in no way is reference as the bible.
        Then what does it mean?

        How?
        We've told you repeatedly.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • Degenerate Godmocker
          Unsaved trash, babbling on about a "napkin god"
          • Aug 2011
          • 37

          #79
          Re: Evolution

          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
          God said repeatedly that He would preserve His Word. Are you calling God a liar?
          We don't know what God is.
          But the people that made up YOUR God and wrote your Bible are pretty bad at lieing yeah.
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          • babdah
            Unsaved trash
            • Sep 2011
            • 41

            #80
            Re: Evolution

            i understand now that this is a cult and in no way an actual christian group. so in this i will bid you all a fail well. this just reminds me of the Muslim extremist with out the dedication that they have to their God and follow his laws and kill all none believers

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #81
              Re: Evolution

              Originally posted by Degenerate Godmocker View Post
              We don't know what God is.
              You will when He flings you into the lake of fire.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • Redeemed Papist
                Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2011
                • 10409

                #82
                Re: Evolution

                Originally posted by babdah View Post
                i understand now that this is a cult and in no way an actual christian group. so in this i will bid you all a fail well. this just reminds me of the Muslim extremist with out the dedication that they have to their God and follow his laws and kill all none believers
                So because the God of the Bible doesn't match with your made up God inside your own head you throw a tantrum and storm out.

                Where exactly did you find out about God and how are others supposed to find out about Him? From you? You can't even follow your own train of thought and what you just said. Somehow I don't think there's going to be a flood of people in your train facepalming and wailing that they have been mistaken all this time.
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                Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                The truth about volcanos
                Sex and debauchery in public schools
                Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                • Pastor Isaac Peters
                  Senior Pastor
                  Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                  Always Biblically correct
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 10639

                  #83
                  Re: Evolution

                  Originally posted by babdah View Post
                  i understand now that this is a cult and in no way an actual christian group. so in this i will bid you all a fail well. this just reminds me of the Muslim extremist with out the dedication that they have to their God and follow his laws and kill all none believers
                  So following the Bible makes us not an actual Christian group? Then who are the actual Christians — the fluffy bunnies who say that the Bible means pretty much the opposite of what it says?
                  This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                  Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                  • Yeshua bar Yusuf
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 135

                    #84
                    Re: Evolution

                    Originally posted by Degenerate Godmocker View Post
                    Nah it's not hard to grasp the idea of your God's perfection, the problem is that your God isn't perfect.
                    Care to back that up with scripture?

                    2 Samuel 22:31 As for God, his way is perfect; the word of the LORD is tried: he is a buckler to all them that trust in him.
                    People killed by God in the Bible: 2,476,633
                    People killed by Satan in the Bible: 10

                    Whose side do YOU want to be on?
                    Constantly Praying for Temperance Proverbs 16:24
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                    • Billy Bob Jenkins
                      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                      Hates anal sex. And trees.
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 8337

                      #85
                      Re: Evolution

                      Originally posted by babdah View Post
                      i understand now that this is a cult and in no way an actual christian group.
                      What you have come to expect from people identifying themselves as Christians is nothing like us. That much is true. But that is because none of the other Christians are following the entire Bible like we are. You know this. We know it. So enjoy Hell.
                      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                      • Degenerate Godmocker
                        Unsaved trash, babbling on about a "napkin god"
                        • Aug 2011
                        • 37

                        #86
                        Re: Evolution

                        Originally posted by babdah View Post
                        i understand now that this is a cult and in no way an actual christian group. so in this i will bid you all a fail well. this just reminds me of the Muslim extremist with out the dedication that they have to their God and follow his laws and kill all none believers
                        Yeah this is basically a cult. But it is fun to poke fun at their irrationality and stupidity. They are awfuly evil and mean to their fellow humans also.

                        Have you checked out their 'creationist-science' forum? It is HILARIOUS. The things they actually believe to be 'science' is honestly very humorous. I get a good laugh every time I even have a glance

                        Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                        You will when He flings you into the lake of fire.
                        No I'm saved by the Napkin. Accept him or you shall surely perish.
                        After this life we shall move onto speak with the Napkin and then the Cloth if accepted. Then we shall meet GOD. (SEE HOW IT FEELS LIKE TO TALK TO YOU?)
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                        • babdah
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Sep 2011
                          • 41

                          #87
                          Re: Evolution

                          So following the Bible makes us not an actual Christian group? Then who are the actual Christians — the fluffy bunnies who say that the Bible means pretty much the opposite of what it says
                          if you anything a lot of the story that are in the Qur'an are in the bible. the Muslims follow their religion to the end. that is why they kill non-Muslims but in bible it says the same thing but of course the Christians dont

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                          • Redeemed Papist
                            Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2011
                            • 10409

                            #88
                            Re: Evolution

                            Originally posted by babdah View Post
                            if you anything a lot of the story that are in the Qur'an are in the bible. the Muslims follow their religion to the end. that is why they kill non-Muslims but in bible it says the same thing but of course the Christians dont
                            I thought you were going. Why should we care what's in a heathen blasphemy?

                            Seriously, why are you here? Why do you want to make Baby Jesus cry?
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                            Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                            John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                            Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                            The truth about volcanos
                            Sex and debauchery in public schools
                            Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                            God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                            Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

                            Comment

                            • Pastor Isaac Peters
                              Senior Pastor
                              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                              Always Biblically correct
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 10639

                              #89
                              Re: Evolution

                              Originally posted by Degenerate Godmocker View Post
                              Yeah this is basically a cult. But it is fun to poke fun at their irrationality and stupidity. They are awfuly evil and mean to their fellow humans also.

                              Have you checked out their 'creationist-science' forum? It is HILARIOUS. The things they actually believe to be 'science' is honestly very humorous. I get a good laugh every time I even have a glance
                              I'm glad you find God's Word so amusing, but you know perfectly well who will have the last laugh.

                              Job 22:19: The righteous see [it], and are glad: and the innocent laugh them to scorn.

                              Psalm 2:4: He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.


                              You —> <— God and us
                              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

                              Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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                              • Degenerate Godmocker
                                Unsaved trash, babbling on about a "napkin god"
                                • Aug 2011
                                • 37

                                #90
                                Re: Evolution

                                Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
                                I'm glad you find God's Word so amusing, but you know perfectly well who will have the last laugh.

                                Job 22:19: The righteous see [it], and are glad: and the innocent laugh them to scorn.

                                Psalm 2:4: He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the Lord shall have them in derision.


                                You —> <— God and us
                                Aww its cute that God can send his own kids to hell.

                                Is that why Christians love mutilating babies and children?
                                I hope you have fun when the Napkin God gets you, heathen.
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