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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Evilution

    Originally posted by Degenerate Godmocker View Post
    lol we know why men have nipples.
    When we're developing in the womb we're born as woman first, then depending on our fathers genes we either continue to become females or we become males. So our nipples stay with us.


    You obviously don't follow any logic.
    Friend,

    The logic failure is with you; who made us female first so He could impose His DIVINE MANLINESS on us? GOD! That is God's logic, to do things is such a round about, convoluted improvised manor that it seems a team monkey throwing feces could up with better ideas. That random inefficacy, that near uselessness is the TRUE mark of the divine.

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  • Redeemed Papist
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    Re: Evilution

    Originally posted by Degenerate Godmocker View Post
    we're born as woman first, then depending on our fathers genes we either continue to become females or we become males.
    What kind of excuse for cross-dressing and ladyboys is this!

    I'm a man and that's the end of it. How dare you insult me by saying I started as a woman then magically became a man! God clearly and unambiguously states in Genesis that man came first and woman is kind of an attachment so he doesn't get bored and has a "help meet" for doing all the menial stuff.

    Genesis 1:27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

    Not in the image of some Taiwanese she-male.

    Genesis 2:18 18And the LORD God said, It is not good that the man should be alone; I will make him an help meet for him.

    Genesis 2:21-23 21And the LORD God caused a deep sleep to fall upon Adam, and he slept: and he took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh instead thereof; 22And the rib, which the LORD God had taken from man, made he a woman, and brought her unto the man.
    23And Adam said, This is now bone of my bones, and flesh of my flesh: she shall be called Woman, because she was taken out of Man.

    Here we can see quite clearly that God created Adam first. God must have had His own reasons for creating Adam with nipples and who are we to question it? But no, you silly god-haters and fag enablers have to go telling us we all started as women just to contradict the Bible, don't you! And to give an excuse to any freaks of nature that want to change gender, no doubt.

    It's a good job we have God's inerrant word to hold back the flood of perversion you'd have us wallow in.

    PRAISE

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  • Rev. Jim Osborne
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    Re: Evilution

    Originally posted by Degenerate Godmocker View Post
    lol we know why men have nipples.
    When we're developing in the womb we're born as woman first, then depending on our fathers genes we either continue to become females or we become males. So our nipples stay with us.


    You obviously don't follow any logic.
    Yes, what kind of logic is that?

    If we truly started out as female, and we retain nipples, then why don't men retain other feminine characteristics like a vagina, or hysterical tendency to cry over chick flicks?

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  • Degenerate Godmocker
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    Re: Evilution

    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
    We follow God's Logic,the kind of logic that gave nipples to men. God's logic is obviously not going to make sense to humans.
    lol we know why men have nipples.
    When we're developing in the womb we're born as woman first, then depending on our fathers genes we either continue to become females or we become males. So our nipples stay with us.


    You obviously don't follow any logic.

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  • Dan U. Holier
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    Re: Evilution

    Originally posted by Degenerate Godmocker View Post
    I don't get how you christians can read your replies and not think you sound disabled half the time.
    I don't get how you evilutionists can read your replies and not think you sound full-time disabled.

    YiC

    D.U.H.

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  • Bobby-Joe
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    Re: Evilution

    Originally posted by Degenerate Godmocker View Post
    I don't get how you christians can read your replies and not think you sound disabled half the time.

    It saddens me that the napkin god will have no mercy on you.
    We follow God's Logic,the kind of logic that gave nipples to men. God's logic is obviously not going to make sense to humans.

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  • Degenerate Godmocker
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    Re: Evilution

    I don't get how you christians can read your replies and not think you sound disabled half the time.

    It saddens me that the napkin god will have no mercy on you.

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  • Pastor Ezekiel
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    Re: Evolution

    Originally posted by babdah View Post
    i guess Pastor Ezekiel is seer also because he claim Jesus is white with no evidence.
    Wrong again, pancho. The evidence is HERE.

    By the way, why are you here? This is a Christian forum. Did satan send you?

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  • Bible Student
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    Re: Evolution

    Originally posted by babdah View Post
    You know the bible doesn't think much of seers. See my post to Spiritualist on that one.
    Really, define what a seer is? is it the same a what most of the prophets seen in dreams, um mm ya it is. No were did i claim to be a seer, but make me wonder that you accused me of being a seer when you knew the whole list.
    I can't make too much sense of that sentence but those words of yours
    No were did i claim to be a seer
    did jump out. And it is that point which I will address.

    Did you forget the part of what you said that I quoted already? You read it seconds ago. But here it is again:
    Originally Posted by babdah Your wrong, your think of the Paleolithic man
    If you are not a seer why do you propose to tell me what I am thinking?

    Originally Posted by babdah i guess Pastor Ezekiel is seer also because he claim Jesus is white with no evidence. Hypocrite may i say, i think so. there are to many contradiction that i have seen on this site about god and jesus. learn your history about the bible also and why the king james was even composed.
    Pastor Ezekiel is not reading into anyone's mind. He is reading his 1611 King James Bible whereas you pretended to know what was in my mind.

    You say that I should learn my history about the Bible? Did you even notice my Title? To whom do you think you are speaking? Honestly?

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  • babdah
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    Re: Evolution

    You know the bible doesn't think much of seers. See my post to Spiritualist on that one.
    Really, define what a seer is? is it the same a what most of the prophets seen in dreams, um mm ya it is. No were did i claim to be a seer, but make me wonder that you accused me of being a seer when you knew the whole list. i guess Pastor Ezekiel is seer also because he claim Jesus is white with no evidence. Hypocrite may i say, i think so. there are to many contradiction that i have seen on this site about god and jesus. learn your history about the bible also and why the king james was even composed.

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  • Bible Student
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    Re: Evolution

    Originally posted by babdah View Post
    Homo sapiens neanderthalensis also known as the Nephilim, which are mentioned in the Bible had a brain size ranging from about 1200 - 1750 ml which is about 100 ml larger than those of homo sapiens sapiens (that's us). And we know the Great Flood wiped out homo sapiens neanderthalensis. Apparently brain size isn't all those heathen, devil worshiping atheistic scientists make it out to be.
    Your wrong, your think of the Paleolithic man
    Isn't that precious! You are telling me what I am thinking. You know the bible doesn't think much of seers. See my post to Spiritualist on that one.

    As a matter of fact I am not thinking of Paleolithic man. I am not thinking of Australopithecus, nor Homo habilis, nor Homo erectus, nor Homo ergaster, nor Homo floresiensis. They hardly leave behind giant bones. I wrote homo sapiens neanderthalensis. And I meant homo sapiens neanderthalensis.

    Before you correct me, try reading a bit more. None of those so-called Paleolithic men (actually just different kinds of monkeys) nor homo sapiens sapiens had a brain size as large as homo sapiens neanderthalensis. It seems I know more about your dumb evilutionist theories than you do.

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  • John Scopes
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    Re: Evolution

    Originally posted by Brother Enoch View Post
    It appears Jesus has disabled that particular video so that I can't view it. Can you provide a brief synopsis please.
    It's working fine for me. Most curious.

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  • babdah
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    Re: Evilution

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    If this is the case, then how in the world do ya have lawyers, scientist and other scholars that work for the church?
    I know you will not be offended if I say that you are perhaps the most stupid person I have ever met, because I do not mean that offensively.

    1. The "lawyers, scientist and other scholars" are all True Christians™.
    2. When you deal with Satan, you must know how Satan works
    3. If we were the Police, would you be surprised that we studied criminals?
    4. If we were the CIA, would you not expect us to read atheist and Communist propaganda - just to see what they thought and how best to defeat them?

    Do you think we have just walked off the banana boat?
    OK, so your allowed to study and work in the field that you work so hard for but you dont believe in the field of study? Ok, So i study religion and how it evolved over time and all the different denomination that are out there but i am not allowed to be in them i would have to belive that this church , Landover, is the best one. Just to know how satan works?

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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
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    Re: Evilution

    Originally posted by babdah View Post
    OK, that still doesn't make sense because if a man harms anther man that is not God like and should be killed. If am wrong please correct me.
    Allow me to correct you.

    Lu:6:28: Bless them that curse you, and pray for them which despitefully use you.
    Lu:6:29: And unto him that smiteth thee on the one cheek offer also the other; and him that taketh away thy cloke forbid not to take thy coat also.

    If this is the case, then how in the world do ya have lawyers, scientist and other scholars that work for the church?
    I know you will not be offended if I say that you are perhaps the most stupid person I have ever met, because I do not mean that offensively.

    1. The "lawyers, scientist and other scholars" are all True Christians(tm).
    2. When you deal with Satan, you must know how Satan works
    3. If we were the Police, would you be surprised that we studied criminals?
    4. If we were the CIA, would you not expect us to read atheist and Communist propaganda - just to see what they thought and how best to defeat them?

    Do you think we have just walked off the banana boat?

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  • Bible Student
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    Re: Evolution

    Originally posted by Degenerate Godmocker View Post
    Originally Posted by Brother Enoch
    Nonsense. I have no urge to do any of those things. I'm not an atheist.
    Interesting because I've gone through a few debates in real life where the other person(usually a christian/muslim) literally told me that "I don't see how you can not believe in God, if I didn't believe in God there would be no point in living and I'd just murder people all I piffleing wanted to". Yet I've never met an atheist or agnostic or a simple deist say that.
    You are probably right. Atheists don't go around saying it. They just do it (murder people all they want).

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