I'm new!

[s. warnin]

Re: I'm new!

Josh,

I looked up your church's website...why is it all in Spanish? Are you Mexican?

[Faith_Machine]

Re: I'm new!

Welcome, Josh! How many sons has your wife borne for Christ, and what's your favorite hunting rifle?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I'm new!

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

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[HTannor]

Re: I'm new!

That's a bit better, Mr. Marts.

I recall attending a bar association conference in Miami some years ago. The experience was not a pleasant one.

During my free time, I continued conducting my street ministry to help queers "Pray the Gay Away" and I had to avoid drug dealers, women of ill repute, cubans, assorted negroidals, illegal messicans, and retired joos riding golf carts just to claim a small patch of sidewalk.

I was very thankful to get back to my single-wide in Iowa.

[Josh Marts]

Re: I'm new!

My Favorite verse, it reminds there is strength in God:

Genesis, 6:4 There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.

I'm from Miami, Fl and I go to Coral Park Baptist Church.

[HTannor]

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The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

Your "introduction" is coming up a bit short, Mr. Marts.

[Josh Marts]

I hope i like my stay here while learning about Jesus. God bless all!