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  • #1

    Unworthy, unsaved trash, here.

    Good evening, fellow God-fearing Christians!
    (It's 6:20pm here in NZ)

    I'm Nikolai.

    Devout Christian, massive bible enthusiast, art hobbyist, critter collector and self-proclaimed genius. Though, the many brilliant minds here humble me. I'm a straight (as we should all be), single man. I don't have an official career because I lead a self-sustained life (i.e. not leeching off the government), but work to better the community whenever I can.

    In my spare time I read the bible, study ancient languages (Latin, currently), draw/paint, play guitar/violin/piano etc., go to social events, pray, enlighten the dissolute and spread The Word of God.

    I go to Bethlehem Baptist Church. My current favourite bible verse is in my signature. There are so many I love, every verse has greater meaning to me every time I read them.

    I met Jesus through a friend, actually. My family brought me up as Christian, but picking and choosing what of God's Word they listen to. They still won't accept truth. A friend encouraged me onto the right path, thank The Lord, after I fell into a pit of doom. I've read the bible front to back many times and believe every word of it as truth, to the devil's dismay.

    God bless,
    ~ Nikolai
    1 Kings 20:36 - Then said he unto him, "Because thou hast not obeyed the voice of the LORD, behold, as soon as thou art departed from me, a lion shall slay thee." And as soon as he had departed from him, a lion found him and slew him.
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    Re: Unworthy, unsaved trash, here.

    My heart rejoices that the LORD has brought you here to fellowship with us. It sounds like you must have really hit rock bottom before beginning your walk with Christ. Tell us, friend, in what manner of sin and depredation did you wallow before Jesus entered you with His penetrating love?
    II Thessalonians 1:7-9
    And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
    In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
    Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
    The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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    • #3
      Re: Unworthy, unsaved trash, here.

      I appreciate your kind words, Jedediah.

      My depraved, unsaved soul suffered depression, destruction consumed and followed me in every endeavor. I fell into an 'existential crisis', surely bound for hell. Until, I finally accepted Jesus, He showed me the light and purged my soul of evil.
      1 Kings 20:36 - Then said he unto him, "Because thou hast not obeyed the voice of the LORD, behold, as soon as thou art departed from me, a lion shall slay thee." And as soon as he had departed from him, a lion found him and slew him.

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      • #4
        Re: Unworthy, unsaved trash, here.

        You introduction is surely touching, Nikolai, and we welcome you here.

        It is especially heartening that you emphasize your straightness which means we won't have to spend precious time ridding you of evil, anal-sex, queerness.

        However, that would not have caused us to reject you because we have an excellent fag conversion program with even better results than Marcus Bachmann brags about. Pastor Zeke manages the program and his "Stay on Your Knees" introductory sessions are highly praised by the homers he's rehabilitated.

        Now, more about you:

        How many guns do you own?

        Is it hard bringing down a Kiwi in mid-flight?

        Is it true Maori women are as smelly as rumored?
        The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

        "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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        • #5
          Re: Unworthy, unsaved trash, here.

          well, i think i had some paper towels whats called viva. but i burned em all up when i was makin turbans to put on our el Queda effigies.

          welcome to these Godly forums, viva!

          yic
          Genesis 1:24
          And God said, "Let the land produce living creatures according to their kinds: livestock, creatures that move along the ground, and wild animals, each according to its kind: and it was so."

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          • #6
            Re: Unworthy, unsaved trash, here.

            Originally posted by HTannor View Post
            You introduction is surely touching, Nikolai, and we welcome you here.

            It is especially heartening that you emphasize your straightness which means we won't have to spend precious time ridding you of evil, anal-sex, queerness.

            However, that would not have caused us to reject you because we have an excellent fag conversion program with even better results than Marcus Bachmann brags about. Pastor Zeke manages the program and his "Stay on Your Knees" introductory sessions are highly praised by the homers he's rehabilitated.

            Now, more about you:

            How many guns do you own?

            Is it hard bringing down a Kiwi in mid-flight?

            Is it true Maori women are as smelly as rumored?
            Excellent, I'm currently working to convert a few queers from their wicked hobbies and will refer them to your program to aid the rehabilitation process.

            I only own two guns myself, but share a collection with the local gun club. Unlike the majestic USA, it's illegal to carry a weapon in public in our libertard society. But I do it anyway, I'd rather not be maimed and cannibalized by some vicious savage as I walk the street.

            It's very hard to bring down a kiwi in mid-flight, considering the fact that they can't fly. I've succeeded by firing one from a catapult, waited for it to start flapping its wings then shoot it down.

            Even wealthy Maori women are smelly. A bit like fish marinated in dirt and huhu grubs.

            Thanks for the response, friend!
            1 Kings 20:36 - Then said he unto him, "Because thou hast not obeyed the voice of the LORD, behold, as soon as thou art departed from me, a lion shall slay thee." And as soon as he had departed from him, a lion found him and slew him.

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            • #7
              Re: Unworthy, unsaved trash, here.

              Originally posted by Humongous View Post
              well, i think i had some paper towels whats called viva. but i burned em all up when i was makin turbans to put on our el Queda effigies.

              welcome to these Godly forums, viva!

              yic
              God bless you, Humongous. I hope you've still got something to clean with! Viva is a form of the Spanish verb 'to live'.

              Just call me Nikolai, or Nicky.
              1 Kings 20:36 - Then said he unto him, "Because thou hast not obeyed the voice of the LORD, behold, as soon as thou art departed from me, a lion shall slay thee." And as soon as he had departed from him, a lion found him and slew him.

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              • #8
                Re: Unworthy, unsaved trash, here.

                Who the hell is Gloria?

                How can an abo be named "Nicolai?"
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • #9
                  Re: Unworthy, unsaved trash, here.

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Who the hell is Gloria?

                  How can an abo be named "Nicolai?"
                  'Gloria' means 'glory'. It's also the name of my younger sister.
                  I'm European, amongst those who helped civilize the Maori tribes of this land. I'm trying to make New Zealand a place of prosperity and Godliness, unspoilt by greed and other sin.
                  1 Kings 20:36 - Then said he unto him, "Because thou hast not obeyed the voice of the LORD, behold, as soon as thou art departed from me, a lion shall slay thee." And as soon as he had departed from him, a lion found him and slew him.

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                  • #10
                    Re: Unworthy, unsaved trash, here.

                    Originally posted by Viva la Gloria! View Post
                    'Gloria' means 'glory'. It's also the name of my younger sister.
                    I'm European, amongst those who helped civilize the Maori tribes of this land. I'm trying to make New Zealand a place of prosperity and Godliness, unspoilt by greed and other sin.
                    So then you're either a russian commie or a thieving, lying gypsy. Which is it?
                    Who Will Jesus Damn?

                    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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