could someone help me become an active soldier of christ?

[nonbelieversdie]

I am 18 and in 11 grade (I repeated once, because my satanistic teacher said because god made it so wasnt a exam answer. now i am home schooled) I live in a small town and aside from supressing the homo-sodomizers at my school i feel frustrated that there is not much i can do to help my lords glorious campaign and law. any suggestions?

[Rev. Dr. Davidson]

Re: could someone help me become an active soldier of christ?

I am 18 and in 11 grade (I repeated once, because my satanistic teacher said because god made it so wasnt a exam answer. now i am home schooled) I live in a small town and aside from supressing the homo-sodomizers at my school i feel frustrated that there is not much i can do to help my lords glorious campaign and law. any suggestions?

Welcome...

First though, I would suggest that you enroll in one of Landover's many correspondence courses - starting with English. There you will learn important things like capitalization of important words such as God and Christ. You will also learn to read directions such as those in this forum.

[James Hutchins]

Re: could someone help me become an active soldier of christ?

Welcome friend!

What an odd username. Don't you know that Jesus wants us to help Save(r) every lost non-believer? If there were no non-believers, what would we Christians have to do? Nothing. We would just be here, waiting for death and an eternity of bliss. That would be a wast of 80 years, wouldn't it?

How many sons has you wife birthed while you have known her?

[Rev. Jim Osborne]

Re: could someone help me become an active soldier of christ?

Actually, I can see why your teacher flunked you...

[Don the Baptist]

Re: could someone help me become an active soldier of christ?

You hail from Kentucky huh? That speaks volumes son. You define virgin as a 9 year-old that can outrun her brothers don't you? At least that is what I always heard. What is your favorite Bible verse?

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: could someone help me become an active soldier of christ?

...I live in a small town and aside from supressing the homo-sodomizers at my school i feel frustrated that ...

Son, your excessive anti-homersexural zeal is a typical sign of sexural insecurity - if not closet homersexurality.

We do NOT suppress homersexurals; we help them suppressing their own sodomitic urges – like for instance, urge to desecrate own bodies with all kind of phallic-shaped objects that come along. So, do YOU suppress your urges and not defile yourself? If not:

Matthew 5:30 And if thy right hand offend thee, cut it off, and cast it from thee: for it is profitable for thee that one of thy members should perish, and not that thy whole body should be cast into hell

That’s what God commands us and that how we roll; shout GLORY!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: could someone help me become an active soldier of christ?

Friend - here is a good start... http://www.goarmy.com/

You may be concerned about the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell, and you're not the only one. Check out this page here - http://www.goarmy.com/home/uniform.html
Notice out the word "STRAIGHT" is highlighted? "STRAIGHT FROM A SOLDIER" You don't think that's coincidence, do you? It's the Army's way of saying you don't have to worry about being sodomized in the showers, they still have your back.

So hurry and join up! Get your rear to Afghanistan where you can protect our great nation from the Islamo-fascist threat!

[nonbelieversdie]

hello fellow christians

hi, my names rodney. I'm 18 years old live in kentucky and have followed Jesus's every word in the Bible since as long as I can remember. I used to go to a southern baptist church but now i live in a very rural part of kentucky and attend radio church
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my favourite verse
11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: 12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.

Deuteronomy 25:11-12

[Bible Student]

Re: hello fellow christians

hi, my names rodney. I'm 18 years old live in kentucky and have followed Jesus's every word in the Bible since as long as I can remember. I used to go to a southern baptist church but now i live in a very rural part of kentucky and attend radio church
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my favourite verse
11 When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: 12 Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her.

Deuteronomy 25:11-12

What kind of lazy excuse is living in rural Kentucky? I can't believe there is no fine Baptist church within 125 miles of your town. As far as being in rural Kentucky, that is like a fish saying all he can find is water. All of Kentucky is rural. You might have noticed I live in the state right above yours.

Please make a better effort to save your immortal soul.