Greetings fellow Christians

[One True Religion]

I have just been perusing this marvellous forum and must say that I am ecstatic to find that there are those who hold my viewpoints so strongly. Though I am saddened to see that there are those that doubt who come here to doubt, deny and desecrate the Holy word of God.

Papists, witches and atheists, is there any difference between the three? Leave this hallowed forum if you cannot comprehend the wisdom of the KJV.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

This is the INTRODUCTIONS forum, pal. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you walk with Jesus.

[One True Religion]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

This is the INTRODUCTIONS forum, pal. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you walk with Jesus.

I beg forgiveness Pastor Ezekial. I am Pastor Swain of the Lisbon Baptist Congregation.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

I beg forgiveness Pastor Ezekial. I am Pastor Swain of the Lisbon Baptist Congregation.

Lisbon, Australia?

Please post the link to your church bio. Mine is HERE.


I'm sure we'd all love to read some of your sermons. Some of mine can be read HERE.

[One True Religion]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

Lisbon, Australia?

Please post the link to your church bio. Mine is HERE.


I'm sure we'd all love to read some of your sermons. Some of mine can be read HERE.

Australia, on holiday only. http://www.lisbonbaptistchurchnc.com...d%207-7-10.pdf

I shall read your sermons with great pleasure and post some of mine up shortly as you wish me to.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

Shout Glory!

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once

[One True Religion]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

Shout Glory!

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once

Glory be Pastor, I shall certainly continue to study this fantastic resource you have here and will always respect any and all True Christians™ that I come across.

Praise the Lord

[Deaner]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

Not to disrespect your sincerity friend; but do you have any of those bug eating Abo's in your church? You know the ones that put mud all over themselves and drink themselves silly?

I think they worship a giant rock or something.

[One True Religion]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

Not to disrespect your sincerity friend; but do you have any of those bug eating Abo's in your church? You know the ones that put mud all over themselves and drink themselves silly?

I think they worship a giant rock or something.

While I am not native to this impoverished and God forsaken nation, I have done a little missionary work while here on holiday and I am sad to report that the rumors are all too true, paganism and animism fills the minds of these simple savages and what little remains of their humanity is removed by the frequent over indulgence in firewater. Though in all fairness I must remark that the Whites are in an almost equal state of degradation to the blacks.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

While I am not native to this impoverished and God forsaken nation, I have done a little missionary work while here on holiday and I am sad to report that the rumors are all too true, paganism and animism fills the minds of these simple savages and what little remains of their humanity is removed by the frequent over indulgence in firewater. Though in all fairness I must remark that the Whites are in an almost equal state of degradation to the blacks.

That's very true. A few years back we did a major Mission Trip to Godless Austria and we often couldn't tell the Whites from the drooling abos.

You can read about it HERE.

[One True Religion]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

Alas I can see little hope for these sinful and unrepentant blasphemers here "down under", as they call this benighted land. So far my missionary works have fallen on deaf ears, still, as a land of convicts and with Josef Fritzel as one of their citizens this isn't very surprising.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

Alas I can see little hope for these sinful and unrepentant blasphemers here "down under", as they call this benighted land. So far my missionary works have fallen on deaf ears, still, as a land of convicts and with Josef Fritzel as one of their citizens this isn't very surprising.

Well they're all drunk on Foster's Lager morning, noon and night. Seriously there was puke in the streets. I couldn't wait to get out. I burned all the clothes I wore in that godforsaken pit.

[One True Religion]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

Drunken debauchery and blatant homosexuality are the australien hallmarks, never shall I return here Pastor Ezekiel, unless God Himself grants me the strength to overwhelm the heathen with his truths.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Greetings fellow Christians

I feel like I know you from before; I’ll go out on a limb and say: welcome back brother Swan.

God has granted me the Insight®; I fail to take advantage of it, it’s my fault entirely. I sense that you have challenged our faith and realized that we’re the only True Christians™ there are. If so then I praise you for your caution - you can’t ever be too cautious on the Internet.

Yes, there’s only “one True God™, one True Religion™, one True Nation™”.
(that’s a paraphrase, not misquote)

God moves in a mysterious way.

Dan