[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

Re: Greetings to all

Calvinball is a noble game

How is any game contrived by a heretic and an atheist noble? No one here is going to be taken in by the lies you're spreading to further your homosinual agenda.

[One True Religion]

Re: Greetings to all

Why is predestination being attacked on this forum? Surely we all agree that that the Lord knows who will and will not be heaven or hellbound before the event occurs.

[BallEater]

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How is any game contrived by a heretic and an atheist noble? No one here is going to be taken in by the lies you're spreading to further your homosinual agenda.

Oh, I most certainly intend to never make or repeat any lies here. I will admit, my wife may try to prevent me from engaging in Godly heterosex, but she's not very good at it, don't you worry.

What could be more noble than keeping a score in a game that's agreeable to all sides, being open to amending any rules to preserve fairness, and allowing anyone with any sort of balls (or even a complete lack of them) to participate?

[BallEater]

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Why is predestination being attacked on this forum? Surely we all agree that that the Lord knows who will and will not be heaven or hellbound before the event occurs.

Predestination shall never be attacked by me, only the merits of predestination will be.

Fear not, for your God already knows the outcome of any discussion, and if he ever sees that predestination may fall into question, he will surely change reality to remedy the situation.

[One True Religion]

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Predestination shall never be attacked by me, only the merits of predestination will be.

Fear not, for your God already knows the outcome of any discussion, and if he ever sees that predestination may fall into question, he will surely change reality to remedy the situation.

The merits of it are those of the Lord thy God's, argue not with him.

[Bible Student]

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I'm sorry, but I just can't bring myself to pick a favorite church to go to, given the extensive list of options. To single one out of the legion would only serve to lower the credibility of the others.

A lukewarm milquetoast huh?

Choosing one does not lower the others. For instance, we here at Landover Baptist Church choose Jesus out of all other members of mankind. That does not lower the rest of mankind. It couldn't for the 1611 King James Bible tells us:

Romans 8:38-39 -- For I am perswaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shalbe able to separate vs from the loue of God, which is in Christ Iesus our Lord.

I Corinthians 1:28 -- And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are,

James 4:10 -- Humble your selues in the sight of the Lord, and he shall lift you vp.

The same goes for picking a favorite bible verse - how could one arbitrary selection be any more true than any of the others?

It is not about one verse being more true than the others. Every single word and every single phrase and every single sentence in the 1611 King James Bible is one hundred percent true. Nothing can be more than 100%. And again we see you playing the lukewarm milquetoast. I'm going to say no more about it except this:

Revelation 3:15-16 -- I know thy workes, that thou art neither cold nor hot, I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarme, and neither cold nor hot, I wil spew thee out of my mouth:

[s. warnin]

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My wife couldn't believe it either

my wife may try to prevent me from engaging in Godly heterosex


Beginning to see a pattern here? Why do atheists allow their womenfolk to wear the pants?

[BallEater]

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The merits of it are those of the Lord thy God's, argue not with him.

Yes, I have learned that any attempt at a conversation with the Lord thy God will always turn out to be a one-sided conversation.

[BallEater]

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A lukewarm milquetoast huh?

Choosing one does not lower the others. For instance, we here at Landover Baptist Church choose Jesus out of all other members of mankind. That does not lower the rest of mankind. It couldn't for the 1611 King James Bible tells us:

Romans 8:38-39 -- For I am perswaded, that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, Nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shalbe able to separate vs from the loue of God, which is in Christ Iesus our Lord.

I Corinthians 1:28 -- And base things of the world, and things which are despised, hath God chosen, yea and things which are not, to bring to nought things that are,

James 4:10 -- Humble your selues in the sight of the Lord, and he shall lift you vp.

It is not about one verse being more true than the others. Every single word and every single phrase and every single sentence in the 1611 King James Bible is one hundred percent true. Nothing can be more than 100%. And again we see you playing the lukewarm milquetoast. I'm going to say no more about it except this:

Revelation 3:15-16 -- I know thy workes, that thou art neither cold nor hot, I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarme, and neither cold nor hot, I wil spew thee out of my mouth:

If I were to choose a church or a verse, I would be attempting to be God, for as I Corinthians 1:28 states, God hath chosen. As James 4:10 says, If I ever hope to get to levitate, Acting like God and not being humble will do nothing to help me.

I am so bloody humble, I don't even see myself worthy of expecting these wild promises coming true for me. I stand steadfastly in this position, and not wishy-washily, lest I become part of the awesome imagery contained in Revelation 3:16.

[BallEater]

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My wife couldn't believe it either

my wife may try to prevent me from engaging in Godly heterosex


Beginning to see a pattern here? Why do atheists allow their womenfolk to wear the pants?

There are many reasons I make my wife wear pants.

Pants have pockets, so she doesn't always have to hand everything to me to be carried.

No shiny shoed preacher can step up to her and get a free peep show in his toes' reflection.

At least two hours are saved each day by her not having to decide which shirt goes with which skirt; pants go with everything.

Thanks to the hipster fad as of late, If I'm in a pinch and have no clean pants of my own to wear, I can easily cram into some of hers and the general public is none the wiser.

[Deaner]

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Thanks to the hipster fad as of late, If I'm in a pinch and have no clean pants of my own to wear, I can easily cram into some of hers and the general public is none the wiser.

The public may be none the wiser; but Jesus knows you're wearing girls clothes.

What if you don't have any clean underwear; do you wear her's too?

[One True Religion]

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There are many reasons I make my wife wear pants.

Pants have pockets, so she doesn't always have to hand everything to me to be carried.

No shiny shoed preacher can step up to her and get a free peep show in his toes' reflection.

At least two hours are saved each day by her not having to decide which shirt goes with which skirt; pants go with everything.

Thanks to the hipster fad as of late, If I'm in a pinch and have no clean pants of my own to wear, I can easily cram into some of hers and the general public is none the wiser.

As ever, the Lord thy God says it best: Deuteronomy 22:5 The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God,

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Well, Pastor Ezekiel, there are plenty to choose from, I even contributed to several of the Assemblies of God congregations in my youth. It's only my utterly unraisable level of respect for them that I am hesitant to single one out as being any better than the others.

You would be happy to know, though, that Oregon is not as Godless as one would expect, despite the rap we get here. My mailbox is always filled with Oregon Right To Life literature, I can always rest assured that whoever is tailgating me will soon turn off into a church driveway even on the less holy weekdays, and my airwaves are filled with sermons and 'buy-our-pizzas-and-we'll-donate-to-survivors-of-9/11' commercials. Recently, they even shut down an unGodly rock & roll station in favor of airing the Lord's favorite - right wing commentary and selected out of context soundbites from the liberals.

I can hardly praise Ba'al enough to keep up.

You're a liar. I'll bet you're from Godless Eugene, the most degenerate town in America!