[Brachiosaurus]

Re: Hi Everyone

Are you retarded?

(Proverbs 23:14) "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

Etc. etc.



Ahh, you are. My apologies.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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What kind of god beats someone with a rod.

[MyAmazingMonkeyGod]

Re: Hi Everyone

You classify them as negro.


Negro > Black > " I once had the misfortune of watching 5 minutes of Kerry Springer. I couldn't understand a single word his black guests were yammering on about."

You say that blacks are not understandable..but whites, asians, europeans, and mexicans are understandable?




And if you do not tolerate racism, what if there were to be a mad black woman here right now?

[Zechariah Smyth]

The Bible never once mentions Hell.

Are you retarded?

(Proverbs 23:14) "Thou shalt beat him with the rod, and shalt deliver his soul from hell."

Etc. etc.

Your point is mute.

Ahh, you are. My apologies.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth
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[John Creeser]

Re: Hi Everyone

Now this I really frown upon. This is very racist. Now tell me where in the Bible it says that mad black women make no sense.

We do not tolerate racism of any kind on this forum.

Brother James was right in his ascertion - I once had the misfortune of watching 5 minutes of Kerry Springer. I couldn't understand a single word his negro guests were yammering on about.

[MyAmazingMonkeyGod]

Re: Hi Everyone

Are you a mad black woman? Because they, like you, make no sense.

Now this I really frown upon. This is very racist. Now tell me where in the Bible it says that mad black women make no sense.

[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

Re: Hi Everyone

Do you even have friends that are of a different belief system?

No.

Matthew 12:30
1 Corinthians 5:11
2 John 1:10-11
2 Corinthians 6:14

[Brachiosaurus]

Re: Hi Everyone

I ask that you direct your attention to the top of the page.

Landover Baptist Church
Guaranteeing Salvation Since 1620!
Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome!

You've admitted to believing in evilution, and you are a mackerel-snapping bead jiggler. Therefore, you are unsaved. Therefore, you are unwelcome.

However, if you would reject your papist idolatry, your monkey worship, and your desire to perform various sodomies and bestialities, there may yet be hope that my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, will forgive you and not cast you into hellfire for all eternity.

Yours in Christ,
Yeshua

The Bible never once mentions Hell. Your point is mute.

[Zechariah Smyth]

I cannot continue this any longer. If you cannot accept someone just because they believe in something that you don't believe in, I believe that you are kinda mean. Do you even have friends that are of a different belief system?

Of course not. Amos 3:3 explains that succinctly.

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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[James Hutchins]

Re: Hi Everyone

Please, can we not disrespect one's beliefs? We all are human, and we are being mean to one another just because we believe in something other than another. Are we all not the same species?


As reading that this is not a debate forum (The ones I'm used to are a lot smaller), I would rather not end up flaming each other. After all, Creationists and Evolutionist both believe in God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit.

Are you a mad black woman? Because they, like you, make no sense.

[MyAmazingMonkeyGod]

Re: Hi Everyone

I cannot continue this any longer. If you cannot accept someone just because they believe in something that you don't believe in, I believe that you are kinda mean. Do you even have friends that are of a different belief system?

[Didymus Much]

Re: Hi Everyone

Please, can we not disrespect one's beliefs?...

No, and I'll attempt to explain the reasoning to you.

Beliefs are founded on faith, not proof. If I feel that your beliefs are founded on superstitions, ignorance and hatred, I'll not insult what little intelligence may reside between your ears by pretending that they are worthy of consideration, let alone respect.

But those are your beliefs, not you. What I have to respect is your right to hold those beliefs. The problem arises when people fail to appreciate that distinction. This usually happens when people identify so strongly with their chosen beliefs that they are unable to separate themselves from their belief system, often when they are trying to explain to me just how "open-minded" they are.

...After all, Creationists and Evolutionist both believe in God, Jesus, and the Holy Spirit.

After that blatantly false assertion, my respect for your beliefs just fell even further.

Speaking of which, when did God visit you to tell you which parts of the Bible are safe to ignore, when the Bible itself says that:

2 Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:"

Further Scripture (available upon request) shows that it was obviously Satan who has misled you into danger of eternal hellfire and torment, because that's what a just and loving God would arrange.

[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

Re: Hi Everyone

At least someone can welcome me with grace and sophistication.

I ask that you direct your attention to the top of the page.

Landover Baptist Church
Guaranteeing Salvation Since 1620!
Where the Worthwhile Worship. Unsaved Unwelcome!

You've admitted to believing in evilution, and you are a mackerel-snapping bead jiggler. Therefore, you are unsaved. Therefore, you are unwelcome.

However, if you would reject your papist idolatry, your monkey worship, and your desire to perform various sodomies and bestialities, there may yet be hope that my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, will forgive you and not cast you into hellfire for all eternity.

Yours in Christ,
Yeshua

[MyAmazingMonkeyGod]

Re: Hi Everyone

Welcome to this somewhat dysfunctional place, you had a good start but don't start to deviate from the absolute truth of evolutionary theory with irrelevancy.

Now this is a real welcoming, thank you very much John Scopes. At least someone can welcome me with grace and sophistication.

[John Creeser]

Re: Hi Everyone

Yes I have. I don't really care and I believe that I am a True Christian.

You don't care you are headed towards eternal damnation?

I do believe in God. And I do not reject Jesus's teachings.

Yet you embrace liberal science?

1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
1 Timothy 6:21 Which some professing have erred concerning the faith. Grace be with thee. Amen.

Does what kind of Bible really matter? It's what you believe in it.

Wow we have a lot of work to do with you. It certainly does matter what version of the Bible you are reading from. Anything but the King James Version of the Bible is a false Bible and has added to or diminished the Word of God.

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

If you had actually read the Bible, you'd know this.

Look. You think I'm being hard on you...I get that. in fact, I am trying to save your soul. It's good you believe, but believing is not enough. You must follow the Bible and TO THE LETTER as commanded by our Lord Jesus Christ.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

Revelation 22:18 For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, If any man shall add unto these things, God shall add unto him the plagues that are written in this book:
Revelation 22:19 And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.

[John Scopes]

Re: Hi Everyone

Welcome to this somewhat dysfunctional place, you had a good start but don't start to deviate from the absolute truth of evolutionary theory with irrelevancy.

As I do love a debate, I do not think accusing me is a very welcoming thing to do. I do love Jesus very much, as I am also Catholic, just not a creationist. I am an evolutionist, which means I do believe in some parts of the bible.

Also, Darwin actually was christian. He was the first to prove that religious people can also be scientific too.