[One True Religion]

Re: Hi, Landover Baptist Folks

More specific information is needed.

I fear you are no Baptist.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Hi, Landover Baptist Folks

Why not let the fellow speak for himself?

I did; I'm hoping for your reply.

YiC, DOH

[Blonde Bombshell]

Re: Hi, Landover Baptist Folks

I might have some problems with “American” since it's my 3rd to 4th language; but apparently you have problems either with dementia or cognition, since you didn’t “say” nor write what you’ve just claimed. Now, would you mind to enlighten a linguistically challenged person like me what means "the holy war against sportsfish"

It was a response to someone else referrring to something as a holy war; just a hyperbolic term for deep sea fishing.

And no lady, we’re not in the same league – yet.

Same league? I don't bowl. Too much beer and cigarettes in those places. But it is a good place to locate deadbeat dads. I've gotten at least one served at the tinpins alley on his league night.

[Blonde Bombshell]

Re: Hi, Landover Baptist Folks

You specifically stated that you were a Methodist

No, I did not do that. Perhaps you thought I did due to your poor reading comprehension ability. I said I was a "Methodist PK," not a "Methodist".

My chemistry teacher in tenth grade had a maxim which might be of use to you: it was "There's a difference between a red spool of thread and a spool of red thread". You might try to remember that before you go off half-cocked like a newlywedded wife again.

To anyone who has any involvement in christian culture at all "PK" is among the ten best known acronymns. It means simply "preacher's kid". I imagine Catholics don't use it for obvious reasons, and Episcopals are fond of the Scottish term "MacVicar," i.e., son the the vicar, usually illegetimate, but my parents met at Bible College in Arkansas long before I was born. That you are ignorant of that widely used cultural term suggests that you are perhaps a new Christian unfamiliar with the culture.

who practiced psycho-kinesis.

More reasoning out of thin air. If I was a defense attorney trying to get a guilty defendant off I think I'd want you on the jury.

I'm glad you've come here to learn about Christianity, but please understand you'll need to leave these heresies behind if you want to truly have Jesus fill you up with His love.

Perhaps it is you who needs to understand that as it is you who has clearly revealed your ignorance of Christian culture here. Are you one of those hoo-manists pretending to be a Christian for personal gain?

[Blonde Bombshell]

Re: Hi, Landover Baptist Folks

You mentioned James 2:1 as one of your favorite verses: surely you didn't stop there?

Of course not.

It's a set up of one of the best lessons Jesus gives, and it involves a poor man.

Agreed.

Or are you googling your way to True Salvation™?

No. Are you?

[Blonde Bombshell]

Re: Hi, Landover Baptist Folks

Somebody's about to get tossed to the wolves unless they start getting some God in their posts.

And what about the old "Wherever two or more of you are gathered in My Name, I am there" stuff?

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Hi, Landover Baptist Folks

It was a response to someone else referrring to something as a holy war; just a hyperbolic term for deep sea fishing.

Soooo… you’re forced to work since your husband is wasting time instead of providing for his family as per his Christian duty?

Same league? I don't bowl. Too much beer and cigarettes in those places. But it is a good place to locate deadbeat dads. I've gotten at least one served at the tinpins alley on his league night.

The word “league” doesn’t refer only to bowling at all; in this particular context it is “just a hyperbolic term”. "Are you language-learning disabled?”

YiC, DUH

[Blonde Bombshell]

Re: Hi, Landover Baptist Folks

I did; I'm hoping for your reply.

YiC, DOH

I believed I responded.

[Blonde Bombshell]

Re: Hi, Landover Baptist Folks

Soooo… you’re forced to work since your husband is wasting time instead of providing for his family as per his Christian duty?

You seem to want to engage in a lot of hyperbole.

The word “league” doesn’t refer only to bowling at all; in this particular context it is “just a hyperbolic term”. "Are you language-learning disabled?”

YiC, DUH

As I said, your attitude here is not appropriate. The best you can do as a comeback is what I gave you? Sounds like you rode the short bus to your substandard publick school.

[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Hi, Landover Baptist Folks

...Sounds like you rode the short bus to your substandard publick school.

You're not proving your superior education overly convincingly, you know? I’d guess English is not your native language, right?

YiC, DUH

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hi, Landover Baptist Folks

Of course not.

So: what is your answer to the question I posed?



YiC,

Zech

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hi, Landover Baptist Folks

To anyone who has any involvement in christian culture...

Oh great, so you're one of those cultural Christians?

Why even pay lip service to Christianity if it means so little to you?

It's time to quit pussy-footin' around and become a real Christian, sister!

Every day you delay is one less day you can know the good feeling of being filled up with the Lord's love! Why deprive yourself?

[Deaner]

Re: Hi, Landover Baptist Folks

I also provide group therapy services in a program under the judicial system.

Do you include suicide as a viable option or do you just give them all the lovey-dovey huggy stuff?

What does Methodist PK stand for; Methodist prick?