Greetings, Landover. Allow me to introduce myself.

[Vampyra Erotica]

I am Vampyra, although you can call me Vamp for short (if you like).
I am a vampyre, meaning I actually drink blood from willing donors.
I like movies, music, secular television, and books. (Not necessarily the Bible!)
I am a pagan because I feel truely free worshipping the goddess.
I am single, bi-sexual, and can be "active" at times.


If you would like to know anything else about, please, do not be afraid to ask.




Farewell Landover,
Vampyra Erotica


(I can smell the flames coming now!)

[revrggreen]

Re: Greetings, Landover. Allow me to introduce myself.

If you would like to know anything else about, please, do not be afraid to ask.

Have you ever considered serious psychiatric help? Vampirism, just like Goth and homosexuality, is a mental illness. I would recommend a good dose of electric shock therapy.


Rev RG Green

'God Hates Goths' Organization
www.godhatesgoths.com

[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: Greetings, Landover. Allow me to introduce myself.

If you would like to know anything else about, please, do not be afraid to ask.

Were you neglected as a child? Is that why you crave attention and live the life of a freak?

Are you prepared to burn in Hell for eternity?

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Greetings, Landover. Allow me to introduce myself.

I am a vampyre

What's the difference between a vampire and a "vampyre"? Does it make you feel extra Gothy to purposely misspell words in a faux Olde Englyshe style?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Juliette]

Re: Greetings, Landover. Allow me to introduce myself.

Welcome lady.

You have some habits Jesus doesn't like but He called you here for a reason I guess.
He is giving you the chance to repent and get Saved!! Glory!

Do you want to accept Jesus as your personal savior?

Start reading the bible here and make a generous Love-donation hitting the paypal button at the bottom of this page.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Greetings, Landover. Allow me to introduce myself.

She must have been neglected, Eugene. No one pretends to be "bi-sexual" unless they're craving attention, so she must have had some issues there!

[Uri Tardehd]

Re: Greetings, Landover. Allow me to introduce myself.

Great, another homer from Montrose.

Go talk to the Osteens and see if they can't give you a copy of the Bible (KJV) and set you straight on the path of salvation. GLORY!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Greetings, Landover. Allow me to introduce myself.

The Osteens? Surely you jest!

[Vampyra Erotica]

Re: Greetings, Landover. Allow me to introduce myself.

Were you neglected as a child? Is that why you crave attention and live the life of a freak?

Actually no, I was not neglected, I had a very happy childhood. I don't "live life as a freak," I dress and act just as normally as anyone else. I just... drink blood.

Have you ever considered serious psychiatric help? Vampirism, just like Goth and homosexuality, is a mental illness. I would recommend a good dose of electric shock therapy.


Rev RG Green

'God Hates Goths' Organization
www.godhatesgoths.com

I'm not a goth. Not all vampyres are goth. The only thing that I wear that's black is my purse.

She must have been neglected, Eugene. No one pretends to be "bi-sexual" unless they're craving attention, so she must have had some issues there!

I was not neglected and I am not craving attention. Very few people, most of which are the donors themselves, know that I'm a vampyre.
And I am not "pretending" to be anything!

Great, another homer from Montrose.

Go talk to the Osteens and see if they can't give you a copy of the Bible (KJV) and set you straight on the path of salvation. GLORY!

I'm not from the Montrose area. But good guess on the general city.
The Osteens annoy me too much.

[Scheherazade]

Re: Greetings, Landover. Allow me to introduce myself.

Hello there.

I am afraid that I'm still too misguided to offer any criticism, but I will be your friend if you'd like. I feel the need to state that I will just be a friend, though.

Then again, I may need guidance from the senior members, as I am unsure if they will frown upon me befriending you while attempting to save my soul. I don't see the problem, I don't believe you will influence me, but I like to be sure.

I hope you understand.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings, Landover. Allow me to introduce myself.

How old are you little girl?

Do you take us for naive teenagers? Posers like you are a dime a dozen. We are quite used to kids like you waltzing in here thinking that they are going to "blow our minds" and "freak us out" with stories of flying on broomsticks, fornicating with sheep and other depravity.

We are here to glorify God. Why are you here?

[Vampyra Erotica]

Re: Greetings, Landover. Allow me to introduce myself.

How old are you little girl?

Do you take us for naive teenagers? Posers like you are a dime a dozen. We are quite used to kids like you waltzing in here thinking that they are going to "blow our minds" and "freak us out" with stories of flying on broomsticks, fornicating with sheep and other depravity.

We are here to glorify God. Why are you here?

I turned 18 last September.
I'm not a poser. I've never pretended to be anything else besides myself. What you see is what you get!

All I'm here to do is to discuss religion, that's it. I'm not here to "freak you out" or anything of the sort.

Hello there.

I am afraid that I'm still too misguided to offer any criticism, but I will be your friend if you'd like. I feel the need to state that I will just be a friend, though.

Then again, I may need guidance from the senior members, as I am unsure if they will frown upon me befriending you while attempting to save my soul. I don't see the problem, I don't believe you will influence me, but I like to be sure.

I hope you understand.

I've never tried to influence anyone. Everyone has a life of their own to live. Why should I stick my nose in where it doesn't belong.

And thank you for the welcome. So far, you've been the nicest person to welcome me.

[Nobar King]

Re: Greetings, Landover. Allow me to introduce myself.

I'm not too worried about Vampira. If she keeps drinking blood, she'll end up with her lover (Satan) sooner than expected. I don't suppose you TEST this blood before you drink it, do you?

[Vampyra Erotica]

Re: Greetings, Landover. Allow me to introduce myself.

I don't suppose you TEST this blood before you drink it, do you?

I only drink from those who have been properly tested, yes. With all of the diseases and viruses out there nowadays you can't be too careful.

[Juliette]

Re: Greetings, Landover. Allow me to introduce myself.

I only drink from those who have been properly tested, yes. With all of the diseases and viruses out there nowadays you can't be too careful.

How can you be sure? Do you ask for medical reports anytime you want to drink someones blood?