[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

Wasn't it a bit ridiculous and disrespectful to call me demon possessed simply because you disagree with me?

It would be, if I were calling you demon possessed because I disagreed with you. In truth, however, I asked if you were demon possessed because, like Satan, you twist God's Holy Words to suit you as you see fit and ignore what doesn't serve your immediate needs.

In that light, it is neither disrespectful nor ridiculous, but a matter of redemption for your blackened soul.

I am glad, however, to see that my rebuke worked and you are once again sane, rational, calm, and lucid. I would suggest contacting one or more of the pastors here at Landover so they might perform a proper exorcism, as I am not educated in proper demon banishing.

Yours in my Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,
Yeshu

[Bob4God]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...7&postcount=20

Wasn't it a bit ridiculous and disrespectful to call me demon possessed simply because you disagree with me?

He wasn't disagreeing with you, he was rebuking you.

Two different things.

Please don't feel picked on. Many of our members have come out of many different churches and false religions to join our ranks among the saved.

You can be one of them, too!

[Turtlesaurus]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

Apparently, you suffer from the same delusion as Octavia in believing concern for your soul to be disrespect. Kindly direct me to the post in which you think I was being disrespectful of you.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showpost.php?p=801557&postcount=20

Wasn't it a bit ridiculous and disrespectful to call me demon possessed simply because you disagree with me?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

Matthew 7:20 Wherefore by their fruits ye shall know them.

All you have done from the moment you arrived is spit in the face of Baby Jesus and rant at us when we rightly rebuke you and try to guide you onto the strait path. You came freely into our house and challenged us from the outset and were abrasive. SHAME.

Proverbs 12:16 A fool's wrath is presently known: but a prudent man covereth shame.

[Bob4God]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

I will admit to being a bit insulting, and apologize for it. You guys have been just as insulting towards me, however. I didn't assume you were all going to fit some sort of stereotype (although most of you wound up fitting it anyway), so why then would you assume me to fit a particular mold?

In a sense, I am glad we all appear the same to you. It means we are faithful and consistent sheep in the LORD JESUS' flock!

As for you, you fit the description of an angry young man. I was one too, once.

Nobody likes to be told they're wrong, but isn't it better to be corrected now rather than burn later?

You are either with JESUS or against Him. There is no room for variation.

He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad. - Matthew 12:30

[Turtlesaurus]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

I will admit to being a bit insulting, and apologize for it. You guys have been just as insulting towards me, however. I didn't assume you were all going to fit some sort of stereotype (although most of you wound up fitting it anyway), so why then would you assume me to fit a particular mold?

[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

I only asked you not to address me without a bit a respect.

Apparently, you suffer from the same delusion as Octavia in believing concern for your soul to be disrespect. Kindly direct me to the post in which you think I was being disrespectful of you.

[Bob4God]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

Are you implying that one has to be a member of the site to be saved? That's possibly the most retarded thing I've heard in a while. Please correct me if I have misunderstood.

What a pathetic strawman argument.

Of course you do not have to be a member of this site to be saved. Where in the Bible does it say that?

JESUS is the only way to get to Heaven:

Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. - John 14:6

He warns us that some people, like you, claim to be one of His followers, but are going to hell:

Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 7:21

We must love JESUS and obey Him to spend eternity with Him:

If ye love me, keep my commandments. - John 14:15

That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. - Romans 10:9

[Turtlesaurus]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

Sort of like demanding that one with a better understanding of scripture than you who sees through your lies stop posting?

You're free to post however much you please, obviously. I only asked you not to address me without a bit a respect. I had at first thought you and I were going to get along until you began acting as if you're somehow superior to me.

So you admit that you do not care about GOD or salvation?

If a wise man contendeth with a foolish man, whether he rage or laugh, there is no rest. - Proverbs 29:9

In case you don't know, you are the laughing fool this verse refers to, and we are the patient wise men.

Apparently, we are casting our pearls before swine.

Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and tear you. - Matthew 7:6

Are you implying that one has to be a member of the site to be saved? That's possibly the most retarded thing I've heard in a while. Please correct me if I have misunderstood.

[Bob4God]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

Why then, am I different from you? I'm saved just the same. I'm just not a bigot about it.

Well, for one thing, you only follow the parts of the Bible you like, and make up the rest as you go along.

For instance:

All humans are guilty. Saved or unsaved, you still sin. You're not God. You're not Jesus. You're a man.

If you understood the Bible, you would understand that True Christians are sin free. The relevant scripture has already been posted.

Is it not insulting to us to have a stranger come into our forum, tell us who may and may not participate in a conversation, and tell us that we're unsaved?

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

As if I have not also been insulted? I've read the opinions on Pentecostals on this site and not a single assertion I've seen so far is true. I believe in water baptism, the holy trinity, Bible study, the Bible being literal truth, and that you can only enter Heaven through salvation by Christ. Why then, am I different from you? I'm saved just the same. I'm just not a bigot about it.

See what I mean? You can't even make a reasonable reply without calling me a bigot.

Since you claim to believe that the Bible is the literal truth, and that you study the Bible, can you please point out to me where that kind of conduct is scripturally supported?

All of us here (well, the True Christians(tm) and Forum Members anyway) are trying to help you, and you respond by spitting in our collective faces and (by proxy) spitting in the smiling face of Jesus.



Shame on you. SHAME.

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Turtlesaurus]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

Why the name-calling? That man is trying to save your damned soul. You're probably one of those yahoos who fights EMT personnel.

Please see my signature line for God's Thoughts on your potty mouth.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

As if I have not also been insulted? I've read the opinions on Pentecostals on this site and not a single assertion I've seen so far is true. I believe in water baptism, the holy trinity, Bible study, the Bible being literal truth, and that you can only enter Heaven through salvation by Christ. Why then, am I different from you? I'm saved just the same. I'm just not a bigot about it.

[Bob4God]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

You have no idea how hard I'm laughing right now. I really could care less if you ban me, but if you do it only shows you're afraid.

So you admit that you do not care about GOD or salvation?

If a wise man contendeth with a foolish man, whether he rage or laugh, there is no rest. - Proverbs 29:9

In case you don't know, you are the laughing fool this verse refers to, and we are the patient wise men.

Apparently, we are casting our pearls before swine.

Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and tear you. - Matthew 7:6

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

ok, that's the last straw. I've done my best to respect you all, but you have not returned the favor. You, sir, are an idiot. Please disengage in conversation with me, as any further posts you make towards me that aren't at least somewhat considerate will be ignored.

By the way people:

<-- That is one of the most sacrilegious things I have ever seen (depicting Jesus as a smiley).

Why the name-calling? That man is trying to save your damned soul. You're probably one of those yahoos who fights EMT personnel.

Please see my signature line for God's Thoughts on your potty mouth.



YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Yeshua bar Yusuf]

Re: Hi and all that jazz.

it only shows you're afraid.

Sort of like demanding that one with a better understanding of scripture than you who sees through your lies stop posting?