[Zechariah Smyth]

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Hello Thelma,

I have a good feeling about you. You seem sincere, and unfortunately sincerity is in short supply these days.

After reading your posts, I'm reminded of the following verse:

(Philippians 2:13) "For it is God which worketh in you both to will and to do of his good pleasure."



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Dan U. Holier]

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Most likely dear ThelmaSue.

If you know you have a weak mind, then you should throw away the radio or make sure it stays inside your husbands quarters behind a locked door. You can get all the necessary news about the world from your friends at your local church. Jesus and good christian friends is all you need.

I’m glad I can see in this thread few new, promising members, apparently on the highway to Salvation®

Shout GLORY!

YiC, DUH

[ThelmaSue]

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Your husband is a lucky man. I'm sure Christ will be moving within both of you as you fulfil your duty together to bring children into the world for Christ.

Thanks be to GOD and you, sir!

I pray real hard every day that Jesus will be right there with us as boy number 6 is born!

[Redeemed Papist]

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Your husband is a lucky man. I'm sure Christ will be moving within both of you as you fulfil your duty together to bring children into the world for Christ.

[ThelmaSue]

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Of course~ You're all right! The next time I feel lonely in a quiet house, I will call upon Jesus to keep me company! I can't believe I let myself doubt that Obama is the enemy of JESUS MY LORD!

My husband has disposed of Satan's speaker box, and has granted me forgiveness for my moment of weakness. I have promised him and Father GOD that I won't let it happen again.

Please continue to pray for my soul, thank you.

[Richard Faraday]

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I did turn on the radio the other day while my boys went hunting with my husband. It was too quiet and the satanic men on the radio started talking about that liar anti-christ, Obama!

Do you think their subliminal messages put these unholy thoughts in my weak woman brain? You know Satan always attacks the weakest among us!

Father GOD! Save me!

Thank you for your prayers!

Most likely dear ThelmaSue.
If you know you have a weak mind, then you should throw away the radio or make sure it stays inside your husbands quarters behind a locked door. You can get all the necessary news about the world from your friends at your local church. Jesus and good christian friends is all you need.

[Redeemed Papist]

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You know what must be done, woman!

1 Peter 3
5For after this manner in the old time the holy women also, who trusted in God, adorned themselves, being in subjection unto their own husbands: 6Even as Sara obeyed Abraham, calling him lord: whose daughters ye are, as long as ye do well, and are not afraid with any amazement.

You must throw yourself on your husband's mercy

7Likewise, ye husbands, dwell with them according to knowledge, giving honour unto the wife, as unto the weaker vessel, and as being heirs together of the grace of life; that your prayers be not hindered.

Your husband appears to already know what needs to be done.

[ThelmaSue]

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Welcome Thelma


Oh my God...

We need to know what has triggered your ridiculous though! Did you - incidentally or not - peek over your husband shoulder when he was investigating internet abominations as, for instance, the members of the Christian Republicans Against Pornography association regularly do? Was he investigating the so-called “interracial porn” filth?

I need to warn you: this is a perilous task; only the most morally robust True Christian™ men are fit for it, and certainly not weak-minded women; I do hope that you didn’t undertake it on your own.

Anyway, I will pray for your soul tonight.

Thank you and God bless you!

I don't know what caused it. I always just pray in the line at the Supermarket to keep my eyes away from Satanic lies on magazine covers (per my husbands instructions, of course), I never watch my husband's television, and I never disturb my husband while he is in his office.

Anyway, I will pray for your soul tonight. [/QUOTE]

I did turn on the radio the other day while my boys went hunting with my husband. It was too quiet and the satanic men on the radio started talking about that liar anti-christ, Obama!

Do you think their subliminal messages put these unholy thoughts in my weak woman brain? You know Satan always attacks the weakest among us!

Father GOD! Save me!

Thank you for your prayers!

[Dan U. Holier]

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Welcome Thelma

...I'm so ashamed to admit it, but I got to thinkin there for a second that Obama wasn't actually a bad president. God have mercy on my soul!...

Oh my God...

We need to know what has triggered your ridiculous though! Did you - incidentally or not - peek over your husband shoulder when he was investigating internet abominations as, for instance, the members of the Christian Republicans Against Pornography association regularly do? Was he investigating the so-called “interracial porn” filth?

I need to warn you: this is a perilous task; only the most morally robust True Christian™ men are fit for it, and certainly not weak-minded women; I do hope that you didn’t undertake it on your own.

Anyway, I will pray for your soul tonight.

[Redeemed Papist]

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I thank you for the info. God bless you!

My husband says my best pie is my pumpkin pie. I cover it with minced pecans, a little brown sugar, and some honey. Of course I always serve it warm and fresh, with a dollop of cool whip.

Delicious!

Glory be to GOD!
Amen.

What are your thoughts on cream pies?

I am still mystified about an incident that occurred with my wife. She is, of course, back in the home now and I am slowly lengthening the chain to the cooker while her father nurses a black eye and has a more robust understanding of Godly scripture, but I am yet to truly understand why she had such a reaction to being asked to serve one up.

Perhaps you could respond in that thread.

[ThelmaSue]

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I thank you for the info. God bless you!

My husband says my best pie is my pumpkin pie. I cover it with minced pecans, a little brown sugar, and some honey. Of course I always serve it warm and fresh, with a dollop of cool whip.

Delicious!

Glory be to GOD!
Amen.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Welcome to God's favorite forum, lady. What's your best pie?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[ThelmaSue]

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My husband presides over my every thought! I went to a din of Satan, pretending to be forum of the Lord before coming here. They tried to tell me my husband was being abusive, or some sissified stuff like that.

I believe in the word of GOD! I submit to my husband for beating when he deems fit, as commanded by the GOOD BOOK!

Ephesians 5:22

Amen, Thank you Jesus!

I am so happy to find a site with such like-minded TRUE believers! Praise Jesus for sending me here to find real brothers and sisters in Christ!

[Redeemed Papist]

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Glory be to Jesus! I don't want to burn forever in hell with the queers, baby killers, and nonbelievers! I have always been a true believer in Christ. I was married at 17, and me and my wonderful godly husband are raising and home schooling 5 children in the lord's name, with one on the way. We are making an army for our lord and savior!

I don't know where all these evil thoughts and questions are coming from! I pray Jesus saves me!

Here in the secular wasteland which is England I am relatively free of the temptation and diabolical influence of Obama and the spirit of antichrist that is in him is fairly obvious.

2 John 1:7 For many deceivers are entered into the world, who confess not that Jesus Christ is come in the flesh. This is a deceiver and an antichrist.

1 John 4:1 Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world.

Unlike you, however, I have no Godly alternative. I am forced to choose between Nick Clegg, David Cameron and Ed Milliband. They are all odious Godless oily freaks and probably antichrists.

Think yourself lucky you can turn to an alternative. Obama has used Satanic glamour to dupe America and you are obviously feeling the effects of this. Be thankful you have identified this Satanic urging for what it is, Sister. You show great insight for a mere woman.

Continue to submit and confess to your husband and trust him to beat the demon out of you - he seems to have made a good start. I assume you are consulting with him on what to say in God's forums.

Jesus has clearly brought you here just in time!

GLORY AND PRAISE!

[ThelmaSue]

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Glory be to Jesus! I don't want to burn forever in hell with the queers, baby killers, and nonbelievers! I have always been a true believer in Christ. I was married at 17, and me and my wonderful godly husband are raising and home schooling 5 children in the lord's name, with one on the way. We are making an army for our lord and savior!

I don't know where all these evil thoughts and questions are coming from! I pray Jesus saves me!