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  • brezeaL
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2011
    • 6
    #1

    Hello newbie here.

    Hi hope everybody's doing great. I'm a newbie and I really got interested in joining because this forum tackles more about faith and religion. Hope I'll enjoy my stay and hope I'm welcome here.
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    • Didymus Much
      Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
      • Jun 2010
      • 14076
      #2
      Re: Hello newbie here.

      Originally posted by brezeaL View Post
      Hi hope everybody's doing great. I'm a newbie and I really got interested in joining because this forum tackles more about faith and religion. Hope I'll enjoy my stay and hope I'm welcome here.
      Hi.

      "The introduction forum Attention Unsaved Trash: This the ONLY subforum you can start threads in. Here is where you introduce yourself. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus (if He was behind the couch, don't say it, we've all heard that joke before)."

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        • Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson
          Pastor of Praise and Worship
          A True Christian™ Straight Shooter
          True Christian™
          • Jul 2009
          • 3890
          #3
          Re: Hello newbie here.

          You seem familiar somehow.

          Let's hear your testimony.
          Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.


          Contact me. pastorwillsampson at gmail.com

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            • Jedediah
              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
              Fisher of Men
              True Christian™
              • Feb 2010
              • 6824
              #4
              Re: Hello newbie here.

              Originally posted by brezeaL View Post
              Hope I'll enjoy my stay and hope I'm welcome here.
              That depends. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal LORD and Savior?
              II Thessalonians 1:7-9
              And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
              In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
              Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
              The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony

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                • Pastor Ezekiel
                  Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 78553
                  #5
                  Re: Hello newbie here.

                  Originally posted by brezeaL View Post
                  Hi hope everybody's doing great. I'm a newbie and I really got interested in joining because this forum tackles more about faith and religion. Hope I'll enjoy my stay and hope I'm welcome here.
                  That was a lousy introduction. I don't know anything at all about you.

                  Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                  When was the last time you took a bath? You look French.
                  Who Will Jesus Damn?

                  Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                  Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                  Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                    • Faith_Machine
                      Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Mar 2011
                      • 10049
                      #6
                      Re: Hello newbie here.

                      Welcome, brezeaL. I see that you live in California. I also live in California. What church do you attend?
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                        • cethrynB
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Oct 2011
                          • 5
                          #7
                          Re: Hello newbie here.

                          Hi there! I'm a article author of life, love, goals, politics, news, health, and other interesting things. I find this site interesting and informative and I know I'll enjoy it here as well as learn more to widen my views.

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                            • James Hutchins
                              True Christian™
                              Just a Regular Nice Guy
                               
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 29453
                              #8
                              Re: Hello newbie here.

                              Originally posted by cethrynB View Post
                              Hi there! I'm a article author of life, love, goals, politics, news, health, and other interesting things. I find this site interesting and informative and I know I'll enjoy it here as well as learn more to widen my views.
                              Welcome!

                              How many sons have you laid upon the feet of Jesus? What is your husbands favorite meal? What sort of work does he do? Does he hunt and fish? What depraved deeds had you done prior to your spreading yourself wide for acceptance of Gods love?
                              Last edited by James Hutchins; 10-05-2011, 08:08 PM. Reason: errant semi-colon
                              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                                • Faith_Machine
                                  Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                                  True Christian™
                                  • Mar 2011
                                  • 10049
                                  #9
                                  Re: Hello newbie here.

                                  Originally posted by cethrynB View Post
                                  Hi there! I'm a [SIC] article author...
                                  Welcome aboard, young lady! Can you provide links to some of the articles you're a author of?
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                                  In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                                  REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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