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  • WickedWitch
    Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
    CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
    • Jan 2007
    • 1366

    #16
    Re: Well, I'm not impressed

    Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
    Of course Alie would be brought out of hiding by the smell of a new man she can attempt to seduce.
    Well of course! Do you know how difficult it is to trap men when you live in the middle of nowhere (which is in BC, just so you know)? I'm a person too, you know, and I get bored... Especially when my playthings male companions escape...
    This space is reserved for posting KJV Scripture ONLY. --ADMIN

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    • Mrs. Mary Whitford
      Ladies of Landover Senior VP
      One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
      Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
      True Christian™
      • Dec 2006
      • 12414

      #17
      Re: Well, I'm not impressed

      Originally posted by By_Reason_Alone View Post
      As for judging god, how can i judge someone i don't think exists, that would be rather like me judging the tooth fairy. As for me calling you "judgemental", please explain to me how i was wrong?
      Are you being deliberately obtuse here? Even though you deny His existance, we don't, and so by judging His character, you're not only judging Him, you're judging those of us who follow His word.
      Putting aside the fact that God calls on True Christians(tm) to righteously judge, you came in complaining about us being judgemental while being judgemental yourself. That amounts to hypocrisy in my book.
      Posted via Prayer

      1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
      Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78555

        #18
        Re: Well, I'm not impressed

        Originally posted by By_Reason_Alone View Post
        rather then read through a bunch of threads looking for what values this community upholds, i would rather just make a new thread myself. if you are offended by this, i am sorry but i cannot do anything about that. just how did my posts "ooze" superiority as you put it?
        Your posts have oozed nothing but arrogance and ignorance so far, pal. Your claim to have led a "normal Christian life" are patently false. You are a member of a cult that uses a false Bible and preaches radical veganism, which is a branch of satan worship.

        We are not here to spoon feed you God's Holy Plan for Mankind. Our Godly church motto is "Unsaved=Unwelcome," and we take that quite seriously.

        "Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • By_Reason_Alone
          Unsaved trash
          Under Investigation
          • Feb 2008
          • 18

          #19
          Re: Well, I'm not impressed

          Originally posted by VictoryOS View Post
          Sure you can. You can stop posting a new thread every time a thought crosses your narrow mind, for starters. You could also use the shift key. Are your pinkies injured, or do you just hold them up in the air as you type like a snooty frenchie?
          i happen to be french so thank you for your comment about that. If i posted a new thread every time a thought crosses my "narrow mind" then you would have drowned in them already. i have a lot of "narrow minded thoughts". My pinkies?
          God loves us more then we can comprehend, but if we don't love him back, he'll send us to hell to suffer for ever and ever. Amen.

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          • By_Reason_Alone
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Feb 2008
            • 18

            #20
            Re: Well, I'm not impressed

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Your posts have oozed nothing but arrogance and ignorance so far, pal. Your claim to have led a "normal Christian life" are patently false. You are a member of a cult that uses a false Bible and preaches radical veganism, which is a branch of satan worship.

            We are not here to spoon feed you God's Holy Plan for Mankind. Our Godly church motto is "Unsaved=Unwelcome," and we take that quite seriously.

            "Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11
            Instead of speaking out of ignorance, why don't you check up on Seventh Day Adventist? They do not use a different bible, they do not preach veganism, and they are definitely not satanic. A cult? How? Why are you so hostile yet you claim to preach love? Isn't the message of Christianity to preach love to all people and spread the good news?
            God loves us more then we can comprehend, but if we don't love him back, he'll send us to hell to suffer for ever and ever. Amen.

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            • Mrs. Mary Whitford
              Ladies of Landover Senior VP
              One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
              Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2006
              • 12414

              #21
              Re: Well, I'm not impressed

              Originally posted by By_Reason_Alone View Post
              i happen to be french
              Ha! Well, that explains everything! I'm sorry, mon chien. I thought there may be hope for you, but arrogance is engrained into the very fiber of your being! We will try to be quieter so you don't feel like showing up on our doorstep waving a white flag.
              Posted via Prayer

              1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
              Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

              Blogging for CHRIST!
              Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
              All a-Twitter for Salvation!
              Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
              On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
              My Ladies of Landover profile!

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              • By_Reason_Alone
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Feb 2008
                • 18

                #22
                Re: Well, I'm not impressed

                Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
                Ha! Well, that explains everything! I'm sorry, mon chien. I thought there may be hope for you, but arrogance is engrained into the very fiber of your being! We will try to be quieter so you don't feel like showing up on our doorstep waving a white flag.
                Racism won't help anything, but i'm glad to be your dog because you "ooze" God's love toward all men.
                God loves us more then we can comprehend, but if we don't love him back, he'll send us to hell to suffer for ever and ever. Amen.

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                • Marshall
                  Righteous and Patriotic
                  Highest body count at the VFW
                  True Christian™
                  • Oct 2006
                  • 3322

                  #23
                  Re: Well, I'm not impressed

                  Watch your filthy mouth! Talk of "ooze" isn't tolerated here.
                  Didn't your momma teach you anything?
                  God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                  • By_Reason_Alone
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 18

                    #24
                    Re: Well, I'm not impressed

                    Originally posted by Marshall View Post
                    Watch your filthy mouth! Talk of "ooze" isn't tolerated here.
                    Didn't your momma teach you anything?
                    The fifth of which you speak exists only in your mind. You have perverted what I said.
                    God loves us more then we can comprehend, but if we don't love him back, he'll send us to hell to suffer for ever and ever. Amen.

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                    • Marshall
                      Righteous and Patriotic
                      Highest body count at the VFW
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 3322

                      #25
                      Re: Well, I'm not impressed

                      Look here Shirley, I am not the one calling a lady an oozing slut.
                      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                      • Rev. Carlton Green
                        Confirmed Enemy of God
                        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 311

                        #26
                        Re: Well, I'm not impressed

                        Friend, let's just put it this way. If you accept Jesus and you die, what do you have to lose? If you die in your sins without Christ, you have everything to lose.

                        The choice is yours.


                        Or am I going to have to come on over and beat you with a Candlestick to light up your mind?

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                        • By_Reason_Alone
                          Unsaved trash
                          Under Investigation
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 18

                          #27
                          Re: Well, I'm not impressed

                          Originally posted by Rev. Carlton Green View Post
                          Friend, let's just put it this way. If you accept Jesus and you die, what do you have to lose? If you die in your sins without Christ, you have everything to lose.

                          The choice is yours.


                          Or am I going to have to come on over and beat you with a Candlestick to light up your mind?
                          Awwww, Pascal's Wager. If I do not worship Allah, he might send me to suffer for all eternity, but if I worship him, I can have eternal bliss. What do I have to lose by converting to Islam?
                          God loves us more then we can comprehend, but if we don't love him back, he'll send us to hell to suffer for ever and ever. Amen.

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #28
                            Re: Well, I'm not impressed

                            He's just another snotty university student here to drop the same philosophical babble on us. Isn't there already a thread on Pascal's wager? Who won?
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • VictoryOS
                              True Christian™ Beauty Queen
                               
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 5388

                              #29
                              Re: Well, I'm not impressed

                              Jesus, as always.
                              Let Jesus Christ Wash You Clean
                              in 2016

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449

                                #30
                                Re: Well, I'm not impressed

                                Originally posted by By_Reason_Alone View Post
                                Racism won't help anything, but i'm glad to be your dog because you "ooze" God's love toward all men.
                                So the French are a race now?
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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