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  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • May 2026
    • 15118
    #76
    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by Kotadiatu View Post
    I haven't been banned yet because I am toning down my opinions and venting minor ones in a comical and sarcastic manner. I could be much, much more profane and offensive if you like?

    Also, I know I'm going to hell in your opinion. Woopty shit. Makes me feel like a pretty boy that you're praying just for me!
    There is nothing after death.
    Why should we ban someone who could benefit from The Lord's teachings?
    Perhaps being in Quarantine will help

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41


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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556
        #77
        Re: Introduction

        Originally posted by Kotadiatu View Post
        There is nothing after death.
        Hell is chock full of surprised atheist scum like you, pal.
        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Faith_Machine
            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2011
            • 10050
            #78
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
            Why should we ban someone who could benefit from The Lord's teachings?
            Perhaps being in Quarantine will help
            I must confess I don't understand exactly what quarantine is around here. I would assume it has something to do with preventing these sickos from transmitting AIDS and other air-borne illnesses?
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              • Bible Student
                Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                With Jesus now.
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2010
                • 2474
                #79
                Re: Introduction

                Originally posted by Kotadiatu View Post
                Not quite.

                When applying for university; you access the online service, input your details and your WACE student number. When you get to the course screen, you just put the courses you want to do into the service as well as the university of preference. After examination marks are put in they begin selection processes. I applied to each university for Computer Systems Engineering and have been offered 3 of 5 spots
                What the hell is a spot? Do you mean that you signed up for 5 courses and only 3 of those 5 classes had not been filled? And what position do you sit in? Can you draw a diagram of the chair arrangement? Sister MitzaLizalor can you translate Kota's Austrian for me?
                YiJC, BS

                II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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