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  • Dan U. Holier
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2011
    • 1180

    #31
    Re: Introduction

    Originally posted by Kotadiatu View Post
    Bump.
    I'm still sexy guys.. show me some love!
    If you really crave for True Christian™ love then you’re already on the path of redemption; next you shall break up with your Godless homersexual lifestyle, habit of yodeling, wearing lederhosen and other Godless local traditions, set up this Godly site as your home page, get yourself a copy of the Holy KJV.1611 Bible, read it from cover to cover and of course accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior!

    Then you can get ready for the shower of True Christian™ love; no homersexual innuendo intended!

    YiC, DUH
    Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


    ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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    • Brother Temperance
      Senior Usher
      True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
      A very nice young man
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 15621

      #32
      Re: Introduction

      Originally posted by Kotadiatu View Post
      Okay then, I was told via private message to introduce myself after voicing my opinion on a certain thread so here I go!

      I have a 17 year old atheist, anarchist, non-conformist New Zealander (YAY!).
      Surely being an anarchist is pretty much completely standard over there? It's not like you abos are civilised enough to have a real government or anything.
      Originally posted by Kotadiatu View Post
      I don't have much to spare?

      My Fathers a Mechanical Engineer, my Mothers a licensed Psychiatrist
      A) We asked about your mind, not your parents' minds. Do you understand the difference?
      B ) Your mother's into Freud? No wonder you grew up into such a pathetically dysfunctional specimen. Did she ever play Oedipus with you as a child?
      Originally posted by Kotadiatu View Post
      Bump.
      I'm still sexy guys.. show me some love!
      You know who, generally speaking, doesn't have to bump their own threads to get people to pay attention to them? Interesting people.
      O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



      God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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      • Stephen Hurley
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Oct 2011
        • 84

        #33
        Re: Introduction

        Yes, because the moment I left my home country; I automatically just turned into an Aboriginal didn't I?
        Christian logic.. it's fucked.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #34
          Re: Introduction

          Originally posted by Kotadiatu View Post
          Yes, because the moment I left my home country; I automatically just turned into an Aboriginal didn't I?
          Christian logic.. it's piffleed.
          I can't understand a word you're saying. Try talking without chewing a mouthful of maggots.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Dan U. Holier
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jul 2011
            • 1180

            #35
            Re: Introduction

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            I can't understand a word you're saying. Try talking without chewing a mouthful of maggots.
            I don’t want to know nor imagine what this flaming sodomite is chewing right now; neither what the term “down under” really means.

            YiC, DUH
            Ask not what your Lord can do for you. Ask what you can do for your Lord.


            ... your choice entirely (Matthew 12:30)

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            • Stephen Hurley
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              • Oct 2011
              • 84

              #36
              Re: Introduction

              Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
              I can't understand a word you're saying. Try talking without chewing a mouthful of maggots.
              Hold on.. I thought we were using a text based forum? IS THIS A PHONE LINE?
              OMGDERP!

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              • tombchong
                Unsaved trash, suspected jap
                Under Investigation
                • Oct 2011
                • 7

                #37
                Re: Introduction

                Originally posted by Kotadiatu View Post
                OMGDERP!
                Is this some kind of satanic language you're using to mislead us? It's not working. I suggest you rethink about your life and realize that God is the way before it's too late!

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                • Stephen Hurley
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 84

                  #38
                  Re: Introduction

                  Why would I conform to your fascist beliefs about religion? There are hundreds, if not thousands of other religions out there. Many of these religion are much, much more appealing then this pathetic baptist crap you've been narrow mindedly sucked into, and have been teaching mindless children for hundreds of years. Buddhism is the only true religion. Not because of the fact they're a bunch of Asians.. but because they embrace life. They embrace harmony in other religions, and work to make a peaceful society.

                  But, no. I have rethought my life many times and always get to the same conclusion. Resent any form of religion that people tried to teach me in past; and live for myself, and live to embrace what I have. I don't need religion to hold me back and tell me what I can and cannot do. I don't care if I do "burn" for it. At least I will be living.

                  Danke Sehr.

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                  • Bible Student
                    Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                    With Jesus now.
                    True Christian™
                    • Dec 2010
                    • 2474

                    #39
                    Re: Introduction

                    Originally posted by Kotadiatu View Post
                    Why would I conform to your fascist beliefs about religion? There are hundreds, if not thousands of other religions out there. Many of these religion are much, much more appealing then this pathetic baptist crap you've been narrow mindedly sucked into, and have been teaching mindless children for hundreds of years. Buddhism is the only true religion. Not because of the fact they're a bunch of Asians.. but because they embrace life. They embrace harmony in other religions, and work to make a peaceful society.



                    Danke Sehr.
                    Oh yes, a peaceful society which they force on people via a martial art known as Kung Fu, just like Mooslims force their religion on people using the sword and now bombs.
                    YiJC, BS

                    II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                    • Stephen Hurley
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Oct 2011
                      • 84

                      #40
                      Re: Introduction

                      They force Martial Arts? Not quite. It's part of their religion, and is a form of both meditation and self defence.

                      Also, who are you to say who is forcing what on who? All I ever see from you radical pigs is constant slander and abuse to everyone who doesn't conform to your exact form of belief.

                      An American Hypocrite. That's certainly not a first.

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                      • Redeemed Papist
                        Former Mary Hailer who has seen The Light(c)
                        True Christian™
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 10409

                        #41
                        Re: Introduction

                        Originally posted by Kotadiatu View Post
                        They force Martial Arts? Not quite. It's part of their religion, and is a form of both meditation and self defence.

                        Also, who are you to say who is forcing what on who? All I ever see from you radical pigs is constant slander and abuse to everyone who doesn't conform to your exact form of belief.

                        An American Hypocrite. That's certainly not a first.
                        Why are you here, friend. We are here to lovingly warn you that you are doomed to burn forever unless you stop being a hateful new age apologist atheist, for example. We don't want you to burn.

                        You, however, seem to be here to spew hatred and spurn our joy in Salvation™ while preferring to glory in fornication and masturbation. Can you not see how you are causing us distress that you are suffering in front of us?

                        You bless us with your persecution, it is true, but can you not at least suffer in silence if you must damn yourself? It truly is a curse to love your fellow man, even if he is a dreadful pervert and sinner.
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                        Isaiah 34:6 The sword of the LORD is filled with blood, it is made fat with fatness, and with the blood of lambs and goats, with the fat of the kidneys of rams: for the LORD hath a sacrifice in Bozrah, and a great slaughter in the land of Idumea.

                        John 5:46,47 For had ye believed Moses, ye would have believed me: for he wrote of me. But if ye believe not his writings, how shall ye believe my words?

                        Join me in scoffing at backwards Muslims clinging to their beliefs in the face of the evidence!
                        The truth about volcanos
                        Sex and debauchery in public schools
                        Faith wins over science (explained for even the very stupid)
                        God Cures AIDS - GLORY!
                        Desert whale bones prove Great Flood once and for all.

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                        • Stephen Hurley
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Oct 2011
                          • 84

                          #42
                          Re: Introduction

                          I damn myself because I do not want to conform. I am well aware that your religion tells that I will burn. Woopty shit.

                          I spew hate, as you people spew your religious ideologies on not only people of this forum, but people from all over the world. It's detrimental and extremely unnecessary. You're portraying your beliefs almost as poorly as the Westboro Baptist Church.

                          This is why I reject Christ and shall burn. And as I say this I am high off my head on synthetic cannabinoid's and a few shots of Vodka.

                          Why should I care? I'm here to portray my opinions in the seemingly moderate provocative manner that I choose to communicate.

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                          • Bible Student
                            Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                            With Jesus now.
                            True Christian™
                            • Dec 2010
                            • 2474

                            #43
                            Re: Introduction

                            Originally posted by Kotadiatu View Post
                            They force Martial Arts? Not quite. It's part of their religion, and is a form of both meditation and self defence.

                            Also, who are you to say who is forcing what on who? All I ever see from you radical pigs is constant slander and abuse to everyone who doesn't conform to your exact form of belief.

                            An American Hypocrite. That's certainly not a first.
                            While I might suggest a remedial reading and reading comprehension course, I will try to explain it again. The Buddhismist force their peaceful society on other people using Kung Fu to threaten them, just like the Mooslims force Islamism on people formerly by using the sword and now using suicide bombers. I don't think I can explain it in any simpler terms as I am already using fourth grade grammar and vocabulary.
                            YiJC, BS

                            II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                            • Bible Student
                              Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                              With Jesus now.
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 2474

                              #44
                              Re: Introduction

                              Originally posted by Kotadiatu View Post
                              I damn myself because I do not want to conform. I am well aware that your religion tells that I will burn. Woopty shit.

                              I spew hate, as you people spew your religious ideologies on not only people of this forum, but people from all over the world. It's detrimental and extremely unnecessary. You're portraying your beliefs almost as poorly as the Westboro Baptist Church.

                              This is why I reject Christ and shall burn. And as I say this I am high off my head on synthetic cannabinoid's and a few shots of Vodka.

                              Why should I care? I'm here to portray my opinions in the seemingly moderate provocative manner that I choose to communicate.
                              You just made Baby Jesus cry and His Daddy is going to get you for that.
                              YiJC, BS

                              II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                              • Stephen Hurley
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Oct 2011
                                • 84

                                #45
                                Re: Introduction

                                Originally posted by Bible Student View Post
                                While I might suggest a remedial reading and reading comprehension course, I will try to explain it again. The Buddhismist force their peaceful society on other people using Kung Fu to threaten them, just like the Mooslims force Islamism on people formerly by using the sword and now using suicide bombers. I don't think I can explain it in any simpler terms as I am already using fourth grade grammar and vocabulary.
                                I couldn't give a shit about ragheads. Why would you use scum as a comparison?
                                No, unlike landover, I don't dislike Muslims because of their religious differences. I just dislike them because they're literally the catshit that rolled over in the desert.

                                I am getting 83% in stage 3 English. Try up the grade by 8.

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