[James Hutchins]

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You know Shelly, had you spent your time in Church instead of sitting on a dumpster in a back alley with your ankles behind your ears, it is possible you would of found a man who would of wanted to marry you.
God burdened you with a problematic pregnancy and now a lifetime burden of a bastard child to try and teach you a simple lesson. Had you been a good Christian, none of this would of happened. I feel so sorry for the shame you brought upon your family. No you are destined to live the rest of your life marked by God as a whore. Despicable!!

[Faith_Machine]

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Miss Boobies, I get the feeling you may have missed my recommendation:

I recommend confessing your sins to Jesus, begging Him to forgive you, getting baptized, and reading the 1611 King James Bible from cover to cover in one sitting.

I say this because if you were currently reading the 1611 KJV from cover to cover in one sitting, you would be too engrossed in the adventure to post messages on the Internet.

I really think you should do this as soon as possible. Don't worry, we'll still be here when you're done.

[shellyboobz]

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You use a calculator as an electronic dictionary? No wonder education is going to the dogs these days. A calculator for homework? What is wrong with a pencil and a brain? Oh, never mind. I see you are a girl.

Yes you are correct - i am a girl well done for realising it. I think your friend mr bathfire understands the concept of creating words on calculators as he was the one making the original suggestion.

I see from your array of awards that you beat your wife and believe the world is flat. nevermind..........

[Bible Student]

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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
I think she had a calculator as a child. We can see here the godless results of teaching a woman anything.

Yes i did have a calculator as a child. I used it for my maths homework. Spelling the word boobz on a calculator was something that the boys got a kick out of - the girls had more sense.

You use a calculator as an electronic dictionary? No wonder education is going to the dogs these days. A calculator for homework? What is wrong with a pencil and a brain? Oh, never mind. I see you are a girl.

[Faith_Machine]

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"boobz" was actually a mistake - my nickname was shelly bobs as a child and i meant to use the name shellybobz and hadn't realised - i dont know how to change it? is there a way or am i stuck with it?

It's pretty obvious that you unconsciously included the word "boob" in your username because you've got sex on the brain. Sadly, I am not aware of any way that you can change your username; it will stand forever as a testament to your prurient nature.

I recommend confessing your sins to Jesus, begging Him to forgive you, getting baptized, and reading the 1611 King James Bible from cover to cover in one sitting.

[shellyboobz]

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I think she had a calculator as a child. We can see here the godless results of teaching a woman anything.

Yes i did have a calculator as a child. I used it for my maths homework. Spelling the word boobz on a calculator was something that the boys got a kick out of - the girls had more sense.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Tell us, why does your username contain the word "boobz?"

I think she had a calculator as a child. We can see here the godless results of teaching a woman anything.

[shellyboobz]

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I'm sorry Shelly, perhaps I misunderstood. I just assumed "a right good nosey" was some kind of British term for a disgusting sexual act.

Tell us, why does your username contain the word "boobz?"

Has the Lord blessed you with an unusually bountiful bosom? You must be quite fertile. Why aren't you married to a Christian man and birthing sons for Jesus?

No as far as im aware there is no sexual act that is described as a nosey in the uk - thankfully as i dread to think.... so i wont

"boobz" was actually a mistake - my nickname was shelly bobs as a child and i meant to use the name shellybobz and hadn't realised - i dont know how to change it? is there a way or am i stuck with it?

and no the lord has not blessed me with an unusually bountiful bosom

[Faith_Machine]

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I'm sorry Shelly, perhaps I misunderstood. I just assumed "a right good nosey" was some kind of British term for a disgusting sexual act.

Tell us, why does your username contain the word "boobz?"

Has the Lord blessed you with an unusually bountiful bosom? You must be quite fertile. Why aren't you married to a Christian man and birthing sons for Jesus?

[shellyboobz]

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Friend, you are more than welcome to come here and learn about Jesus, but please refrain from engaging in weird sexual acts while you're talking to us. Or at least exercise enough discretion not to tell us about it.

You obviously have more knowlege about weird sexual acts than i do...... I dont know what a nosey sex act is and i dont think i want to.

[Faith_Machine]

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...im just having a right good nosey...

Friend, you are more than welcome to come here and learn about Jesus, but please refrain from engaging in weird sexual acts while you're talking to us. Or at least exercise enough discretion not to tell us about it.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What church do you attend?


You're not a damned joo I hope. So many "Shellys" are.

[Didymus Much]

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...we are not married...However im only interested in anything of benefit to my son....thankyou

Here's a handy Bible reference site: http://kingjbible.com/

You can type "bastard" directly into the search bar at the top.

You're welcome.

[shellyboobz]

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My dearest Shelly; did you have sex with any other men while you were seperated from you father's child?

No Never! i love my partner dearly and would never have done this. Also being pregnant ( i had a lot of complications) makes you realise that you need someone strong with you rather than messing around. I could not mess around or forgive anybody that did

[shellyboobz]

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Well, God is pretty clear about these things:

(Leviticus 20:10) "And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death."

Please observe local laws.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

thankyou............... but we are not married, We have lived together for 8 years......... this is why im thinking im going to get no sympathy on here. However its in my nature to push around and be a right old nosy thing.. i cant help myself I dont like the fact he can act like a right nob and walk in and out of my sons life when he feels like it.

You may have your views of me and thats fair enough - ive posted on a public forum so expect that . However im only interested in anything of benefit to my son....thankyou