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  • shellyboobz
    Unsaved trash, slutty pervert
    • Oct 2011
    • 10

    #1

    hello.... just browsing...

    hello all!

    Ive stumbled accross this site via a link to another site and i'll admit im just having a right good nosey...... I must say ive found some of the things on the forums totally outside my comfort zone ( im more for a happy live and let live way) However ive not come on here to bash and accept that although i dont agree with a lot of what ive read - then fair enogh shrug m shoulders and get on with it rather than flame posts

    I suppose my question is.... ( and i think i already know the answer is this...) what would you views be on.... my partner left me when i was 6 months pregnant ( he told me he had far too much else going on........ apparentley he wanted a career..... screw what i wanted,..............) Now he's back, my son is 7 months old... i dont want him anywhere near. He had his chance and shagged his workmate instead. Fuck him. sorry for the language outburst
    Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:
  • Zechariah Smyth
    Walking in all the commandments and ordinances of the Lord blameless.
    True Christian™
    • Feb 2011
    • 15251

    #2
    Re: hello.... just browsing...

    Originally posted by shellybobz View Post
    hello all!

    Ive stumbled accross this site via a link to another site and i'll admit im just having a right good nosey...... I must say ive found some of the things on the forums totally outside my comfort zone ( im more for a happy live and let live way) However ive not come on here to bash and accept that although i dont agree with a lot of what ive read - then fair enogh shrug m shoulders and get on with it rather than flame posts

    I suppose my question is.... ( and i think i already know the answer is this...) what would you views be on.... my partner left me when i was 6 months pregnant ( he told me he had far too much else going on........ apparentley he wanted a career..... screw what i wanted,..............) Now he's back, my son is 7 months old... i dont want him anywhere near. He had his chance and shagged his workmate instead. piffle him. sorry for the language outburst
    Well, God is pretty clear about these things:

    (Leviticus 20:10) "And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death."

    Please observe local laws.

    Yours in Christ,

    Z. Smyth
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    • Deaner
      Christ's Love Messenger
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 5932

      #3
      Re: hello.... just browsing...

      Originally posted by shellyboobz View Post
      hello all!

      Ive stumbled accross this site via a link to another site and i'll admit im just having a right good nosey......
      My dearest Shelly; did you have sex with any other men while you were seperated from you father's child?

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      • shellyboobz
        Unsaved trash, slutty pervert
        • Oct 2011
        • 10

        #4
        Re: hello.... just browsing...

        Originally posted by Zechariah Smyth View Post
        Well, God is pretty clear about these things:

        (Leviticus 20:10) "And the man that committeth adultery with another man's wife, even he that committeth adultery with his neighbour's wife, the adulterer and the adulteress shall surely be put to death."

        Please observe local laws.

        Yours in Christ,

        Z. Smyth
        thankyou............... but we are not married, We have lived together for 8 years......... this is why im thinking im going to get no sympathy on here. However its in my nature to push around and be a right old nosy thing.. i cant help myself I dont like the fact he can act like a right nob and walk in and out of my sons life when he feels like it.

        You may have your views of me and thats fair enough - ive posted on a public forum so expect that . However im only interested in anything of benefit to my son....thankyou
        Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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        • shellyboobz
          Unsaved trash, slutty pervert
          • Oct 2011
          • 10

          #5
          Re: hello.... just browsing...

          Originally posted by Deaner View Post
          My dearest Shelly; did you have sex with any other men while you were seperated from you father's child?

          No Never! i love my partner dearly and would never have done this. Also being pregnant ( i had a lot of complications) makes you realise that you need someone strong with you rather than messing around. I could not mess around or forgive anybody that did
          Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14079

            #6
            Re: hello.... just browsing...

            Originally posted by shellyboobz View Post
            ...we are not married...However im only interested in anything of benefit to my son....thankyou
            Here's a handy Bible reference site: http://kingjbible.com/

            You can type "bastard" directly into the search bar at the top.

            You're welcome.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #7
              Re: hello.... just browsing...

              What church do you attend?


              You're not a damned joo I hope. So many "Shellys" are.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • Faith_Machine
                Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2011
                • 10050

                #8
                Re: hello.... just browsing...

                Originally posted by shellyboobz View Post
                ...im just having a right good nosey...
                Friend, you are more than welcome to come here and learn about Jesus, but please refrain from engaging in weird sexual acts while you're talking to us. Or at least exercise enough discretion not to tell us about it.
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                • shellyboobz
                  Unsaved trash, slutty pervert
                  • Oct 2011
                  • 10

                  #9
                  Re: hello.... just browsing...

                  Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                  Friend, you are more than welcome to come here and learn about Jesus, but please refrain from engaging in weird sexual acts while you're talking to us. Or at least exercise enough discretion not to tell us about it.

                  You obviously have more knowlege about weird sexual acts than i do...... I dont know what a nosey sex act is and i dont think i want to.
                  Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #10
                    Re: hello.... just browsing...

                    I'm sorry Shelly, perhaps I misunderstood. I just assumed "a right good nosey" was some kind of British term for a disgusting sexual act.

                    Tell us, why does your username contain the word "boobz?"

                    Has the Lord blessed you with an unusually bountiful bosom? You must be quite fertile. Why aren't you married to a Christian man and birthing sons for Jesus?
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                    • shellyboobz
                      Unsaved trash, slutty pervert
                      • Oct 2011
                      • 10

                      #11
                      Re: hello.... just browsing...

                      Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                      I'm sorry Shelly, perhaps I misunderstood. I just assumed "a right good nosey" was some kind of British term for a disgusting sexual act.

                      Tell us, why does your username contain the word "boobz?"

                      Has the Lord blessed you with an unusually bountiful bosom? You must be quite fertile. Why aren't you married to a Christian man and birthing sons for Jesus?

                      No as far as im aware there is no sexual act that is described as a nosey in the uk - thankfully as i dread to think.... so i wont

                      "boobz" was actually a mistake - my nickname was shelly bobs as a child and i meant to use the name shellybobz and hadn't realised - i dont know how to change it? is there a way or am i stuck with it?

                      and no the lord has not blessed me with an unusually bountiful bosom
                      Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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                      • Ezekiel Bathfire
                        Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                        Christ's Rottweiler
                         
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 22889

                        #12
                        Re: hello.... just browsing...

                        Originally posted by Faith_Machine View Post
                        Tell us, why does your username contain the word "boobz?"
                        I think she had a calculator as a child. We can see here the godless results of teaching a woman anything.
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                        • shellyboobz
                          Unsaved trash, slutty pervert
                          • Oct 2011
                          • 10

                          #13
                          Re: hello.... just browsing...

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          I think she had a calculator as a child. We can see here the godless results of teaching a woman anything.

                          Yes i did have a calculator as a child. I used it for my maths homework. Spelling the word boobz on a calculator was something that the boys got a kick out of - the girls had more sense.
                          Romans 1:24 Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves:

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                          • Faith_Machine
                            Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2011
                            • 10050

                            #14
                            Re: hello.... just browsing...

                            Originally posted by shellyboobz View Post

                            "boobz" was actually a mistake - my nickname was shelly bobs as a child and i meant to use the name shellybobz and hadn't realised - i dont know how to change it? is there a way or am i stuck with it?
                            It's pretty obvious that you unconsciously included the word "boob" in your username because you've got sex on the brain. Sadly, I am not aware of any way that you can change your username; it will stand forever as a testament to your prurient nature.

                            I recommend confessing your sins to Jesus, begging Him to forgive you, getting baptized, and reading the 1611 King James Bible from cover to cover in one sitting.
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                            • Bible Student
                              Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                              With Jesus now.
                              True Christian™
                              • Dec 2010
                              • 2474

                              #15
                              Re: hello.... just browsing...

                              Originally posted by shellyboobz View Post
                              Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
                              I think she had a calculator as a child. We can see here the godless results of teaching a woman anything.
                              Yes i did have a calculator as a child. I used it for my maths homework. Spelling the word boobz on a calculator was something that the boys got a kick out of - the girls had more sense.
                              You use a calculator as an electronic dictionary? No wonder education is going to the dogs these days. A calculator for homework? What is wrong with a pencil and a brain? Oh, never mind. I see you are a girl.
                              YiJC, BS

                              II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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