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[Roberta]

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Are these some of your converts, Pastor Stormfront? I noticed that the boy on the left has a large cross dangling from his neck.

I will pray for the ongoing success of your vocation.

[Mr Godwin]

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Hello everyone. My name is Stormfront. I am an ordained Baptist minister and ...

Welcome Mr Reverend Stormback. So you're a Baptist minister. Well I'm a Baptist school headmaster, Mr Stormside. We both work with young people. Young people are out of control these days. We educators and pastors have a long row to hoe. So to speak and praise the Lord. One might say we have something in common, Mr Stormtop. What a pleasure. To be sure. I'm looking forward to reading what you have to say on these Godly boards, Mr Stormbottom. The pleasure is mine. So to speak.

[Juliette]

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Welcome Mr Stormfront!

That sounds like an excellent idea for the little Billy. You may have him back a little bruised but he'll become a far better soldier for Christ.

So, what are your favorite bibleverses? (KJV only)

[Nobar King]

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Best of luck, sir, that battle's going to be hard to fight. Hopefully these hoodlums will see the light of Jesus.

[Stormfront (Quarantined)]

Hello everyone. My name is Stormfront. I am an ordained Baptist minister and leader of Ex-N.O.R.T.H. (Ex-Negroes Offering Reprimand To Heathens) ministries, a reperation ministry for so-called "gangstas", taking them off the streets and teaching them effective witnessing techniques. You'd be surprised at how cheaply they work, often times for free- if they know their place in the world. I hope to get to know you all very well. I have already pre-registered my son, Billy, for Vacation Bible Gun Camp this summer.

In Christ,

Stormfront