[JennyD]

Re: Stormfront

I believe it may have been Don Black, Mr. Stormfront.

[Stormfront]

Re: Stormfront

Yes, yes! I remember Don Cooper well...

Although, when I think about it, I've had a number of people named "Don" come through. Among them are:

Don Bradman
Don Bertoia
Don Burgess
Don Knuth
Don Nixon
Don Pleasence
Don Rumsfeld
Don Sutherland
Don Black

Are any of these the person you were thinking of?

[Stormfront]

Re: Stormfront

You ned to be very careful when dealing with the blue gummed nirga variant. Not only are they 301.31% more violent than the high yellow variety and carry an estimated 99.5% probability of raping your wife and daughters, they they have been scientifically documented to conceal pure negroidial remnants within their herds. Those african negroidials will rape man, woman, a beloved family pet, or even a shaved orangutan. Now I'm not trying to scare you away from your most Godly endeavor, but those "gangsta" types are nothing more than savage beasts in the end. I myself went through the Landover Baptist Ex-Negro Academy. In fact I was part of the first class to ever graduate. Beforehand, there was the Ex-Negro Ministries. And I can tell you some statisics. Only 2 tar skinned nigra ever made it through the process in the entire history of the program: The Reverend Dwight Williams and Alan Keys. We here in Freehold don't even let shines in anymore. We simply turn them away because we aren't going to kid ourselves.

My advice to you is to institute the brown paper bag test or else you're just asking to watch your wife and children be raped and shot before your eyes and yourself buggered relentlessly and then hacked to pieces by a machete. Not to mention the possibility of catching airborne AIDS and other exotic diseases from those "people".

Thank you for all of your advice. I'll call the board of directors together and we will consider what you have said. It will most likely be accepted due to your outragous success with the likes of Alan Keys.

Mr. Stormfront, I had the pleasure of meeting a Black man named Don who said he was affiliated with a gentleman also named "Stormfront". Don told me he'd been a Wizard of sorts before he was Saved! Might he be one of your converts?

Yes, yes! I remember Don Cooper well. I haven't seen him in years though. We had to tie him to his bed the first few nights to keep him from biting himself and others. He went through severe watermelon withdrawl. I am unsure about his status as a former "Wizard" but I assure you that all association with wickers and their practices was severed during our seven-week "retraining" program.

[JennyD]

Re: Stormfront

Mr. Stormfront, I had the pleasure of meeting a Black man named Don who said he was affiliated with a gentleman also named "Stormfront". Don told me he'd been a Wizard of sorts before he was Saved! Might he be one of your converts?

Oh, look! An unanswered question!

[Remy Lebeau]

Re: Stormfront

I have been a little absent, haven't I. Some things locally had to be taken care of but I'm still here.



I'm a step ahead of you. I'm always within (at least) 20 feet of a roll of duct tape, 10 feet of rope, and a loaded shotgun.

You ned to be very careful when dealing with the blue gummed nirga variant. Not only are they 301.31% more violent than the high yellow variety and carry an estimated 99.5% probability of raping your wife and daughters, they they have been scientifically documented to conceal pure negroidial remnants within their herds. Those african negroidials will rape man, woman, a beloved family pet, or even a shaved orangutan. Now I'm not trying to scare you away from your most Godly endeavor, but those "gangsta" types are nothing more than savage beasts in the end. I myself went through the Landover Baptist Ex-Negro Academy. In fact I was part of the first class to ever graduate. Beforehand, there was the Ex-Negro Ministries. And I can tell you some statisics. Only 2 tar skinned nigra ever made it through the process in the entire history of the program: The Reverend Dwight Williams and Alan Keys. We here in Freehold don't even let shines in anymore. We simply turn them away because we aren't going to kid ourselves.

My advice to you is to institute the brown paper bag test or else you're just asking to watch your wife and children be raped and shot before your eyes and yourself buggered relentlessly and then hacked to pieces by a machete. Not to mention the possibility of catching airborne AIDS and other exotic diseases from those "people".

[Stormfront]

Re: Stormfront

I have been a little absent, haven't I. Some things locally had to be taken care of but I'm still here.

Maybe we could donate some old belts or some rope scraps for those poor darkies. They need help keeping their pants up.

I'm a step ahead of you. I'm always within (at least) 20 feet of a roll of duct tape, 10 feet of rope, and a loaded shotgun.

[Marshall]

Re: Stormfront

I take it he didn't do Jesus a solid and hit the Godly PayPal on his way out?


Maybe the blacks had an uprising like that Turner troublemaker and Stormfront is with Jesus now.

[Juliette]

Re: Stormfront

Despite our warm welcome Mr Stormfront is little absent on this.

[Marshall]

Re: Stormfront

Well if this guy can eliminate the primal rape and rob urges that all blacks have built in, then he might be a friend of Landover.

He has hit the Godly PayPal hasn't he?

[Nobar King]

Re: Stormfront

Maybe we could donate some old belts or some rope scraps for those poor darkies. They need help keeping their pants up.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Stormfront

Welcome good sir. We are always happy to receive a fellow Baptist, and especially one who works with today's youth. Praise Jesus, He has guided you here for a purpose.

Have a look around our Godly forum, and let us know if we can help your ministry.


Not with money of course.

[JennyD]

Re: Stormfront

Mr. Stormfront, I had the pleasure of meeting a Black man named Don who said he was affiliated with a gentleman also named "Stormfront". Don told me he'd been a Wizard of sorts before he was Saved! Might he be one of your converts?

[Marshall]

Re: Stormfront

I have only seen limited success in transforming coloreds into decent people and that was with the Landover Ex-Negro Ministries(tm). Landover seems to have a monopoly on the techniques required to drive the jigga-Devils out of the typical darky sinner.

Good luck with your ministry, you'll need it.

[Mr Godwin]

Re: Stormfront

Are these some of your converts, Pastor Stormfront? I noticed that the boy on the left has a large cross dangling from his neck.

I will pray for the ongoing success of your vocation.

Ahhhh there you are Roberta my dear. The pleasure is mine.

People like the Reverend Stormcircle are all-around kind of guys who get the job done. I'm impressed. It's impressing, that's what.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Stormfront

I will pray for the ongoing success of your vocation.

I too shall be praying for Mr Stormaround's ministry with the young people.