[Sir Bertram "Butty"]

Re: The Cane makes you Able

Pastor Ezekiel, it is not possible for someone of my station to insult. Noblesse oblige.

Which is furrin for the the limeys have got the drop on you - but I seldom rub that in.

I would never wish to be rude, but if you have point I missed it. Blame it on me, and please do try again. I will do my best to understand, despite all the obvious difficulties.

I condider myself here to help. The Lord would wish it.

I would however respectfully ask you not to call me nancy until we have been formally introduced in the showers.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I can see ‘Y’all’ are in awe of Landed Gentry - but in fact we are very approachable and understanding, within limits.

An historical perspective may be of assistance. I’ll try to keep it not too ‘interlekshual’ - not exactly the Bible Pants long suit, huh?!- even though these things can be difficult to explain to a nation (or ‘confederacy’) which has only a ‘recent past’ rather than a ‘history’ as such, Like, how many Redskins did you see at the Crusades, if you catch my drift.

You are the Rejects of Europe. Even though, following the Mighty-Shagging Henry VIII, we were busy burning ‘Catlicks’ and Witches, we were not Pure enough for you: so you rejected us. You were RIGHT to do so. From a Pure Brit’s point of view, I’m sorry you had to involve so many foreign people (‘furriners’ to you) but sometimes the quest for Truth has to condescend - otherwise I wouldn’t be here at your little forum, after all, now would I?.

The touble is in exporting all that Purity, your Mother Nation ( or “MomYard”) stood in danger of losing a fixed and unshakeable KNOWLEDGE of the Truth. When King James invented the Complete Truth in 1611 I have a feeling the certain grasp of its Literalness went with those who fled to illiterate lands rather than those who remained to read under inky lights. (Note: That’s quite poetic, but that does not mean I’m a nancy gayboy. I’ll come back to this point in another post),

But the True Fath was preserved over here, hidden but hard, like a dormitory dream, amongst the Landed Gentry. And we are the people who really pull the strings over here ,not the Pinko Politicians who we pretend work for us. I hope this clears the way for open and frank communication. I fear my rank and cleverness may have ‘abashed’ even your splendid Pastor Ezekiel who without more ado or ceremony, is welcome to call me ‘Butty’. Can’t say fairer than that.

Are you trying to insult us, nancy?

[Sir Bertram "Butty"]

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Dearest Mitza - may I compare you to winter’s day? Look, I don’t want to boast, but I have already put a word in the Duke of Edinburgh’s ear about your ‘EskimoNelly’ claim. I am quietly confident but , forgive my noobiness, quite how does this advance the cause of Correct Religion? If we are ‘off topic’, your igloo or mine, eh what?


Mr Cooper King. Are you sure you are not a True Brit? Beating gaydom out of naked bastards in the shower. That is exactly the way to do it. I feel I have encountered a kindred spirit. Forgive me for this rare excess of emotion but I had no idea…do you have an igloo, too

[Cooper King]

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I met an Englishman once during the war. A raving homosexual, I believe. He certainly spoke like one. With all the "willy-nilly" and "pish-tush" and "pooh-bah". One night after hours we snuck into the showers and gave him the beating of his life. As it is written we are right to smash the enemies of God. We beat the gay right out of that bastard. That was a simpler time, when a man could do his duty to God and his country.

But "Butty" is such a masculine name. I'm sure you'll be fine here.

[MitzaLizalor]

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The indication of further jolly banter in the offing from Mr Smyth and a warm greeting from Sister Kitty.

I lost the ability to cry at puberty, but if I could, I am sure such gratitude and affection from a former colony would bring a tear to my eye.

Yes I am sure we both weep for you - but getting back on topic: here is a map:

Features of the Nunavut Land Claims Agreement:

• ..include[s] mineral rights,
• Capital transfer payments..
• ug zg gxk igdt hqut qfr tfztk zit tbztflogf /ygglztk
• ..federal government royalties…from [minerals] development on Crown lands
• The creation of three federally funded national parks,

Here is Canada's head of state and Nunavut's coat of arms:






That looks pretty current to me.

[Sir Bertram "Butty"]

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I can see ‘Y’all’ are in awe of Landed Gentry - but in fact we are very approachable and understanding, within limits.

An historical perspective may be of assistance. I’ll try to keep it not too ‘interlekshual’ - not exactly the Bible Pants long suit, huh?!- even though these things can be difficult to explain to a nation (or ‘confederacy’) which has only a ‘recent past’ rather than a ‘history’ as such, Like, how many Redskins did you see at the Crusades, if you catch my drift.

You are the Rejects of Europe. Even though, following the Mighty-Shagging Henry VIII, we were busy burning ‘Catlicks’ and Witches, we were not Pure enough for you: so you rejected us. You were RIGHT to do so. From a Pure Brit’s point of view, I’m sorry you had to involve so many foreign people (‘furriners’ to you) but sometimes the quest for Truth has to condescend - otherwise I wouldn’t be here at your little forum, after all, now would I?.

The touble is in exporting all that Purity, your Mother Nation ( or “MomYard”) stood in danger of losing a fixed and unshakeable KNOWLEDGE of the Truth. When King James invented the Complete Truth in 1611 I have a feeling the certain grasp of its Literalness went with those who fled to illiterate lands rather than those who remained to read under inky lights. (Note: That’s quite poetic, but that does not mean I’m a nancy gayboy. I’ll come back to this point in another post),

But the True Fath was preserved over here, hidden but hard, like a dormitory dream, amongst the Landed Gentry. And we are the people who really pull the strings over here ,not the Pinko Politicians who we pretend work for us. I hope this clears the way for open and frank communication. I fear my rank and cleverness may have ‘abashed’ even your splendid Pastor Ezekiel who without more ado or ceremony, is welcome to call me ‘Butty’. Can’t say fairer than that.

[Sir Bertram "Butty"]

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The indication of further jolly banter in the offing from Mr Smyth and a warm greeting from Sister Kitty.

I lost the ability to cry at puberty, but if I could, I am sure such gratitude and affection from a former colony would bring a tear to my eye.

[Sister Kitty]

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Hello Butterick, I am not yet wholly displeased to meet you. That is a rare thing for me. I do not offer the gift of my non-displeasure to most. You're welcome.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I am so glad you noticed that careful usage, Pastor Ezekiel. I think putting the quotation marks round it in my text exactly preserved a tone which is simultaneously ingratiating and patronising. It’s the sort of thing that just flies over the heads of little people sometimes, but I see you are way too smart for that.

You ain't seen nothing yet.



(Proverbs 1:22) "How long, ye simple ones, will ye love simplicity? and the scorners delight in their scorning, and fools hate knowledge?"

Without going into specifics, you will soon find that Pastor Zeke goes from peak to peak.

YiC,

Zech

[Sir Bertram "Butty"]

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I am so glad you noticed that careful usage, Pastor Ezekiel. I think putting the quotation marks round it in my text exactly preserved a tone which is simultaneously ingratiating and patronising. It’s the sort of thing that just flies over the heads of little people sometimes, but I see you are way too smart for that.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hmmm....An alleged brit who says "y'all"....

[Sir Bertram "Butty"]

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So much confusion and error here, that, once again, the lovely Miss Mitza has to take a back seat, even though she refers to the worrying habit of priestly cross-dressing in the Anglican Communion.

‘Polishing the knob’ , Dan, as I think you well know, refers to the sin of Onan (see Genesis, 38). It has nothing at all to do with the, er, manly growing of a suitable suitable thing for the purposes of, er, poking for purity (to which the biblical’ waxing’ and, admittedly vernacular, ‘shagging’ , of course, refer). And Matron was always very strict about this in her frequent surprise dormitory ’inspections’.

I am not in the least bit sexually repressed but I think it might be indelicate to render things more understandable when there are ladies present. Have you guys no shame?

[Dan U. Holier]

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Sir Butterfly, I’m not sure what is the meaning of terms “shagging” and “waxing” in your local vernacular of the Godly American language. Would you mind to elaborate?

For what I know, synonyms for “waxing” are “polishing” (e.g. “polishing the knob”), “expanding”, “getting bigger” while “shagging” is performing the "shag" dance.

Thank you in advance

[MitzaLizalor]

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That’s uncanny, Miss Mitza. Exactly what my housemaids say. If you are ever in need of a job…

I am also very grateful to you for alerting me to a possible misconceived anti-Anglican bias here. There is, obviously, Right Anglicanism and Wrong Anglicanism and I wonder if that has been the source of some confusion. If I could trouble you to explain your perceived doctrinal difficulties (so far as you can, and don’t worry, I will make due allowance for the frailties of your sex) I may be able to assist.

Best wishes.

Unfortunately I already have employment, but it does take me to your area fairly often so I have seen Anglicanism at first hand. One had heard about them of course but nothing can really describe the shock of walking around a corner and witnessing.. or climbing over a wall & sprinting (as happened on this occasion) headlong into.. a vicar for the first time, brazen, carefree - gloating almost. I do not have an opinion on any of their doctrines: if they disagree with The Bible they are wrong. Milton is not The Bible so anything from him ought to go out the window and the book of common prayer is certainly written by Beelzebub, from the price of the things you'd reckon Mammon has a hand in the enterprise too but as I say I don't have an opinion on that. The Anglican I saw was definitely a pervert of some type, I knew that though. And sure enough in the paper that week I saw that he'd scarpered with the organist's wife. He must have been thinking about it as I stood there gawping at him: he didn't move for ages. He was wearing one of these:

[Sir Bertram "Butty"]

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That’s uncanny, Miss Mitza. Exactly what my housemaids say. If you are ever in need of a job…

I am also very grateful to you for alerting me to a possible misconceived anti-Anglican bias here. There is, obviously, Right Anglicanism and Wrong Anglicanism and I wonder if that has been the source of some confusion. If I could trouble you to explain your perceived doctrinal difficulties (so far as you can, and don’t worry, I will make due allowance for the frailties of your sex) I may be able to assist.

Best wishes.