[Vavoline Johnson]

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Hi there I'm the official colored mammy here in Freehold..think "Miz Aunt Jemima" an yo got me fo all yo child care needs

[MitzaLizalor]

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there are three packs

Your Master of Fox Hounds must be kept pretty busy! I don't suppose he gets much free time. I think an employer who allows staff to receive visitors during working hours is very attractive. Especially in a rural setting, standing by a tree or something.

Do you allow your staff to receive visitors, Sir Bertram?

[Sir Bertram "Butty"]

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Fair (‘purty’) Mitza. you are so chaming (‘right neighbourly’) I could almost believe you were English. But I have got confess my head is so (near to being) excited by the new ideas I am gathering (larnin’) here.

It’s possible for someone not born and raised there to become Spiritual Real American! You must have, as an Australian who is now an an an Honorary True Christian. I had simply no idea. If I could achieve this grand aim, it would in fact be the first citizenship of any sort I have ever held because as I’m sure you know, we are not citizens at all over here, just ‘subjects’ of the Crown.

As for those hounds, well of course: there are three packs in the Gnoble-Whiteley hunt. But here I must, for once hang my head in shame: that wretched little slimy pinko hell-spawn known as the Blair Witch prime minister made the proper use of them illegal. We can nowbe arrested if we set them on to tear up other liittle animals properly, in the supposed interests of being ‘humane’- whatever the fying fidget(’tarnation’) that is supposed to mean in the eyes of the blood-shedding Jesus

He was a mighty hunter before the LORD: wherefore it is said, Even as Nimrod the mighty hunter before the LORD

Genesis 10:9 KJV

[MitzaLizalor]

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@Sir Bertram "Butty" Do you keep hounds?

[MitzaLizalor]

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As an Australian at an English school you may imagine that I have heard many interesting comments, indeed I recall frequent episodes involving attendees at a (different) single sex school just around the corner. Our "games" days were the same day. We did cross country running. Unsupervised. [It probably wasn't intended to be unsupervised, but I guess staff members had other urgent matters at hand - they were also cross country enthusiasts, after all..]

English visitors to Australian schools will have similar fond memories.

Insufficient corporal pusishment in addition to being anti-Biblical leads to all sorts of careless habits, particularly noticeable in written language - I just glide over the sloppy bits and focus on the parts that really matter. The underutilisation of punishment resources in schools across the world has dealt the hand we play today and there is little opportunity for finesse. Sometimes it's better just to sit back and watch your partner mess up the dummy hand even though you know you'll wind up going down by three tricks and finish up departing via the window. I blame the education policies of successive communistic governments, progeny of SATAN: it would be churlish of me to blame the baronet.

[Dan U. Holier]

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Well if ain’t Cutie-Pie Mitza...

...I shag mightily for England...

My, my, Mr. Butterfly, you are pretty fly for a Brit guy. Don’t you think it’s improper to address a True Christian™ lady with vague terms like “cutie-pie” and use vulgar ones like “shagging” in front of her?

Next, you’ll have to humble yourself like we have to humble ourselves in front of God. This is not a vanity fair; we’re don’t care about your ridiculous titles of nobility, your marquesses, viscunts, gaylords, queers, queens and kings. There’s only one King, one Lord and one Kingdom we care about!

Next, you’ll have to turn yourself (at least) spiritually Real American™, else this just ain’t gonna cut in.

***

Miss Litzalor, I encourage you to report an “unwanted sexual advance” from behalf of “Butty” to administrators; well, unless it's wanted?

YiC, DUH

[Bible Student]

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* The lovely, naif, artlessness of this girlie. She clearly has no idea what her accidental double-entendres can do to a real shagging baronet of a man, even after he has sorted out a row of housemaids during the day *

Mitza, my poppet. We have lots and lots of bunnies on my estateS, but none of them as fluffy as you.

I think as a mighty Bonkin’ Buck myself, the Good Lord will hear my prayer to spare you from Mitzamatosis.

Excuse me Mr. Butterfield, but are you coming on to Sister MitzaLizalor? I would advise against that as we are very protective of our brethren and sistren here. It sounds almost as though you are insulting her which is tantamount to young boys dipping the ponytails of girls they like into inkwells. I'm not totally sure I like how you are addressing Sister MitzaLizalor. She is after all an Honorary True Christian(tm). Please pay better attention to the pecking order around here.

[MitzaLizalor]

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baronet

Oh. You're a baronet.

[Sir Bertram "Butty"]

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* The lovely, naif, artlessness of this girlie. She clearly has no idea what her accidental double-entendres can do to a real shagging baronet of a man, even after he has sorted out a row of housemaids during the day *

Mitza, my poppet. We have lots and lots of bunnies on my estateS, but none of them as fluffy as you.

I think as a mighty Bonkin’ Buck myself, the Good Lord will hear my prayer to spare you from Mitzamatosis.

[MitzaLizalor]

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if, say, you had a brother who was in my fix,

What fix is that?

..what do you imagine he would advise?

I have no idea what you are talking about but if he were a ferret I imagine he would worrit all the bunnies in the warren til the mound began to hump. I've caught quite a few that way, much more fun than a shotgun, and with a nice bit of pork and some spices (I prefer spices to herbs) and what-not there's enough game pie for everyone. I always get my oven ready before I go out so it's nice and hot and I can pop one straight in as soon as we get back. After dressing, of course.

Are there many rabbits on your estate?

[Sir Bertram "Butty"]

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Well if ain’t Cutie-Pie Mitza. *hopes people notice how readily he can slip into the vernacular’ *

Look, I chose to overlook your solecism earlier. Please think nothing further of it. You could imagine you were sitting comfortably in my lap if it would help.

I’m a bit worried - I don’t mind telling even a lady - about this quite unnecessary nancy-boy suspicion here; although let me hasten to add I am not for one moment suggesting that your fine and upstanding Pastors should be anything other than most vigilant to make sure absolutely no whiff of foul pansie botty-burgling creeps into this Godly site. The LORD was unmarried but straight as HELL (and that stuff about being a bit too fond of his ‘Mom’ has been made up by paedo-papists - but your ‘menfolk’ have propably already instructed you about that.)

I cannot, obviously, ask a girlie for an opinion. But if, say, you had a brother who was in my fix, what do you imagine he would advise? I shag mightily for England and for Jesus, so it is a tad mortifying (sorry, ‘worriting’) to have such a dark shadow hanging over me.

Or perhaps your bro would say I should approach Pastor Ezekiel directly on thsi? Have it out man to man in an absolutely and completely ungay sense, of course).

[MitzaLizalor]

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Greetings

It is lovely to read an introduction in the intro. forum which tells us something about you.

Originally Posted in an earlier post:
A fuller greeting will be easier for me once The Pastoral Team have measured you up.

Now that we've read some of your posts and The Pastors have had a look at you it appears that a more complete welcome from me may not be appropriate and probably even unwelcome, in the light of their provisional concerns.



Due to professional commitments I am obliged to spend time in places where demoniacs and "differently othered" persons associate pretending to be artists of bizarre assortment which means that I frequently see deranged behaviours taking place at close range - you would not believe the things people imagine to be possible on top of a piano! You probably have a piano where you live. An analysis of scratchmarks on the lid can be very interesting, especially when combined with a study of the metal fasteners on available undergarments. In an Australian "artistic" environment little else is worn and from the vile saturnalia currently debauching the stratum of society which perhaps supplies your domestic staff I guess that England is unlikely to have been spared. In fact I know that she hasn't. England is the cause.

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
- but getting back on topic:

I'm sorry - this is your thread isn't it (it's so unusual for anyone to post an introductory thread that I forgot)? The topic is whatever you decide (provided that it's an introduction). So far it has been. My apologies.

[Sir Bertram "Butty"]

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I must say I am much enjoying the warm glow of Godly fellowhip I have found at that this God-fearing site. Those welcoming ‘private messages’ - how quaintly ironic.

But while here though, I want to ask ‘Y’all’ about something that has long bothered me: ‘Maryland’ and ‘Virginia’.

We all know from the KJV that the Virgin Mary was not shagged by any of her close family and therefore had the Son of God by miracle. But naming states after her? Isn’t that a) putting the value of a woman far too highly and b) ‘vergin’ ‘(geddit?) on papistry?.

All help in this difficult doctrinal area would be appreciated. - and believe me I do not want to appear unduly crirical of you nice yankee-people. I just strive for better understanding of the ways of the Lord as you see them.

[Sir Bertram "Butty"]

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I can only agree with Mr Cooper King about the the very disagreeable, highly sinful, recent habit of open gaydom amongst the Lower Orders here

They should learn from their betters and keep it firmly behind closed doors, like we did at boarding school.

[Cooper King]

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Pastor Ezekiel, it is not possible for someone of my station to insult. Noblesse oblige.

Which is furrin for the the limeys have got the drop on you - but I seldom rub that in.

I would never wish to be rude, but if you have point I missed it. Blame it on me, and please do try again. I will do my best to understand, despite all the obvious difficulties.

I condider myself here to help. The Lord would wish it.

I would however respectfully ask you not to call me nancy until we have been formally introduced in the showers.

Deuteronomy 32:5 "They have corrupted themselves, their spot is not of his children; they are a preverse and crooked generation."

The English culture suffers from an ethical retardation brought about only through acceptance of the gays in normal pleasant (or unpleasant) society. Is it not obvious? Look how he writes.

Yes, Mr. Butty. I once enjoyed ice fishing. I hardly know how an igloo has to anything with our conversation.