[MitzaLizalor]

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The indication of further jolly banter in the offing from Mr Smyth and a warm greeting from Sister Kitty.

I lost the ability to cry at puberty, but if I could, I am sure such gratitude and affection from a former colony would bring a tear to my eye.

Yes I am sure we both weep for you - but getting back on topic: here is a map:

Features of the Nunavut Land Claims Agreement:

• ..include[s] mineral rights,
• Capital transfer payments..
• ug zg gxk igdt hqut qfr tfztk zit tbztflogf /ygglztk
• ..federal government royalties…from [minerals] development on Crown lands
• The creation of three federally funded national parks,

Here is Canada's head of state and Nunavut's coat of arms:






That looks pretty current to me.

[Cooper King]

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I met an Englishman once during the war. A raving homosexual, I believe. He certainly spoke like one. With all the "willy-nilly" and "pish-tush" and "pooh-bah". One night after hours we snuck into the showers and gave him the beating of his life. As it is written we are right to smash the enemies of God. We beat the gay right out of that bastard. That was a simpler time, when a man could do his duty to God and his country.

But "Butty" is such a masculine name. I'm sure you'll be fine here.

[Sir Bertram "Butty"]

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Dearest Mitza - may I compare you to winter’s day? Look, I don’t want to boast, but I have already put a word in the Duke of Edinburgh’s ear about your ‘EskimoNelly’ claim. I am quietly confident but , forgive my noobiness, quite how does this advance the cause of Correct Religion? If we are ‘off topic’, your igloo or mine, eh what?


Mr Cooper King. Are you sure you are not a True Brit? Beating gaydom out of naked bastards in the shower. That is exactly the way to do it. I feel I have encountered a kindred spirit. Forgive me for this rare excess of emotion but I had no idea…do you have an igloo, too

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I can see ‘Y’all’ are in awe of Landed Gentry - but in fact we are very approachable and understanding, within limits.

An historical perspective may be of assistance. I’ll try to keep it not too ‘interlekshual’ - not exactly the Bible Pants long suit, huh?!- even though these things can be difficult to explain to a nation (or ‘confederacy’) which has only a ‘recent past’ rather than a ‘history’ as such, Like, how many Redskins did you see at the Crusades, if you catch my drift.

You are the Rejects of Europe. Even though, following the Mighty-Shagging Henry VIII, we were busy burning ‘Catlicks’ and Witches, we were not Pure enough for you: so you rejected us. You were RIGHT to do so. From a Pure Brit’s point of view, I’m sorry you had to involve so many foreign people (‘furriners’ to you) but sometimes the quest for Truth has to condescend - otherwise I wouldn’t be here at your little forum, after all, now would I?.

The touble is in exporting all that Purity, your Mother Nation ( or “MomYard”) stood in danger of losing a fixed and unshakeable KNOWLEDGE of the Truth. When King James invented the Complete Truth in 1611 I have a feeling the certain grasp of its Literalness went with those who fled to illiterate lands rather than those who remained to read under inky lights. (Note: That’s quite poetic, but that does not mean I’m a nancy gayboy. I’ll come back to this point in another post),

But the True Fath was preserved over here, hidden but hard, like a dormitory dream, amongst the Landed Gentry. And we are the people who really pull the strings over here ,not the Pinko Politicians who we pretend work for us. I hope this clears the way for open and frank communication. I fear my rank and cleverness may have ‘abashed’ even your splendid Pastor Ezekiel who without more ado or ceremony, is welcome to call me ‘Butty’. Can’t say fairer than that.

Are you trying to insult us, nancy?

[Sir Bertram "Butty"]

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Pastor Ezekiel, it is not possible for someone of my station to insult. Noblesse oblige.

Which is furrin for the the limeys have got the drop on you - but I seldom rub that in.

I would never wish to be rude, but if you have point I missed it. Blame it on me, and please do try again. I will do my best to understand, despite all the obvious difficulties.

I condider myself here to help. The Lord would wish it.

I would however respectfully ask you not to call me nancy until we have been formally introduced in the showers.

[Cooper King]

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Pastor Ezekiel, it is not possible for someone of my station to insult. Noblesse oblige.

Which is furrin for the the limeys have got the drop on you - but I seldom rub that in.

I would never wish to be rude, but if you have point I missed it. Blame it on me, and please do try again. I will do my best to understand, despite all the obvious difficulties.

I condider myself here to help. The Lord would wish it.

I would however respectfully ask you not to call me nancy until we have been formally introduced in the showers.

Deuteronomy 32:5 "They have corrupted themselves, their spot is not of his children; they are a preverse and crooked generation."

The English culture suffers from an ethical retardation brought about only through acceptance of the gays in normal pleasant (or unpleasant) society. Is it not obvious? Look how he writes.

Yes, Mr. Butty. I once enjoyed ice fishing. I hardly know how an igloo has to anything with our conversation.

[Sir Bertram "Butty"]

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I can only agree with Mr Cooper King about the the very disagreeable, highly sinful, recent habit of open gaydom amongst the Lower Orders here

They should learn from their betters and keep it firmly behind closed doors, like we did at boarding school.

[Sir Bertram "Butty"]

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I must say I am much enjoying the warm glow of Godly fellowhip I have found at that this God-fearing site. Those welcoming ‘private messages’ - how quaintly ironic.

But while here though, I want to ask ‘Y’all’ about something that has long bothered me: ‘Maryland’ and ‘Virginia’.

We all know from the KJV that the Virgin Mary was not shagged by any of her close family and therefore had the Son of God by miracle. But naming states after her? Isn’t that a) putting the value of a woman far too highly and b) ‘vergin’ ‘(geddit?) on papistry?.

All help in this difficult doctrinal area would be appreciated. - and believe me I do not want to appear unduly crirical of you nice yankee-people. I just strive for better understanding of the ways of the Lord as you see them.

[MitzaLizalor]

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Greetings

It is lovely to read an introduction in the intro. forum which tells us something about you.

Originally Posted in an earlier post:
A fuller greeting will be easier for me once The Pastoral Team have measured you up.

Now that we've read some of your posts and The Pastors have had a look at you it appears that a more complete welcome from me may not be appropriate and probably even unwelcome, in the light of their provisional concerns.



Due to professional commitments I am obliged to spend time in places where demoniacs and "differently othered" persons associate pretending to be artists of bizarre assortment which means that I frequently see deranged behaviours taking place at close range - you would not believe the things people imagine to be possible on top of a piano! You probably have a piano where you live. An analysis of scratchmarks on the lid can be very interesting, especially when combined with a study of the metal fasteners on available undergarments. In an Australian "artistic" environment little else is worn and from the vile saturnalia currently debauching the stratum of society which perhaps supplies your domestic staff I guess that England is unlikely to have been spared. In fact I know that she hasn't. England is the cause.

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
- but getting back on topic:

I'm sorry - this is your thread isn't it (it's so unusual for anyone to post an introductory thread that I forgot)? The topic is whatever you decide (provided that it's an introduction). So far it has been. My apologies.

[Sir Bertram "Butty"]

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Well if ain’t Cutie-Pie Mitza. *hopes people notice how readily he can slip into the vernacular’ *

Look, I chose to overlook your solecism earlier. Please think nothing further of it. You could imagine you were sitting comfortably in my lap if it would help.

I’m a bit worried - I don’t mind telling even a lady - about this quite unnecessary nancy-boy suspicion here; although let me hasten to add I am not for one moment suggesting that your fine and upstanding Pastors should be anything other than most vigilant to make sure absolutely no whiff of foul pansie botty-burgling creeps into this Godly site. The LORD was unmarried but straight as HELL (and that stuff about being a bit too fond of his ‘Mom’ has been made up by paedo-papists - but your ‘menfolk’ have propably already instructed you about that.)

I cannot, obviously, ask a girlie for an opinion. But if, say, you had a brother who was in my fix, what do you imagine he would advise? I shag mightily for England and for Jesus, so it is a tad mortifying (sorry, ‘worriting’) to have such a dark shadow hanging over me.

Or perhaps your bro would say I should approach Pastor Ezekiel directly on thsi? Have it out man to man in an absolutely and completely ungay sense, of course).

[MitzaLizalor]

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if, say, you had a brother who was in my fix,

What fix is that?

..what do you imagine he would advise?

I have no idea what you are talking about but if he were a ferret I imagine he would worrit all the bunnies in the warren til the mound began to hump. I've caught quite a few that way, much more fun than a shotgun, and with a nice bit of pork and some spices (I prefer spices to herbs) and what-not there's enough game pie for everyone. I always get my oven ready before I go out so it's nice and hot and I can pop one straight in as soon as we get back. After dressing, of course.

Are there many rabbits on your estate?

[Sir Bertram "Butty"]

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* The lovely, naif, artlessness of this girlie. She clearly has no idea what her accidental double-entendres can do to a real shagging baronet of a man, even after he has sorted out a row of housemaids during the day *

Mitza, my poppet. We have lots and lots of bunnies on my estateS, but none of them as fluffy as you.

I think as a mighty Bonkin’ Buck myself, the Good Lord will hear my prayer to spare you from Mitzamatosis.

[MitzaLizalor]

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baronet

Oh. You're a baronet.

[Bible Student]

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* The lovely, naif, artlessness of this girlie. She clearly has no idea what her accidental double-entendres can do to a real shagging baronet of a man, even after he has sorted out a row of housemaids during the day *

Mitza, my poppet. We have lots and lots of bunnies on my estateS, but none of them as fluffy as you.

I think as a mighty Bonkin’ Buck myself, the Good Lord will hear my prayer to spare you from Mitzamatosis.

Excuse me Mr. Butterfield, but are you coming on to Sister MitzaLizalor? I would advise against that as we are very protective of our brethren and sistren here. It sounds almost as though you are insulting her which is tantamount to young boys dipping the ponytails of girls they like into inkwells. I'm not totally sure I like how you are addressing Sister MitzaLizalor. She is after all an Honorary True Christian(tm). Please pay better attention to the pecking order around here.

[Dan U. Holier]

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Well if ain’t Cutie-Pie Mitza...

...I shag mightily for England...

My, my, Mr. Butterfly, you are pretty fly for a Brit guy. Don’t you think it’s improper to address a True Christian™ lady with vague terms like “cutie-pie” and use vulgar ones like “shagging” in front of her?

Next, you’ll have to humble yourself like we have to humble ourselves in front of God. This is not a vanity fair; we’re don’t care about your ridiculous titles of nobility, your marquesses, viscunts, gaylords, queers, queens and kings. There’s only one King, one Lord and one Kingdom we care about!

Next, you’ll have to turn yourself (at least) spiritually Real American™, else this just ain’t gonna cut in.

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Miss Litzalor, I encourage you to report an “unwanted sexual advance” from behalf of “Butty” to administrators; well, unless it's wanted?

YiC, DUH