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  • tombchong
    Unsaved trash, suspected jap
    Under Investigation
    • Oct 2011
    • 7

    #1

    Hello, I am Agnes.

    My name is Agnes Chong. I am a member of the Southern Hills Baptist Church and read from the KJV bible. my favorite verse is 1TH 5:3
    "For when they shall say , Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child ; and they shall not escape."
    It reminds me that the sinners of this world are going to burn in hell for their sins, and that I should spread the word of God and hopefully save them.

    I was raised going to church, reading the bible everyday, going to church three times a week. My father (rest in peace) raised me in a strict manner, for which I am grateful.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556

    #2
    Re: Hello, I am Agnes.

    What part of Japan are you from? Have you ever heard any of my sermons over there?

    If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

    If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

    You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

    Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • tombchong
      Unsaved trash, suspected jap
      Under Investigation
      • Oct 2011
      • 7

      #3
      Re: Hello, I am Agnes.

      No, I have not heard any of your sermons over there. I would love to listen though.
      I come from a small town called Otofuke. I was very young when we moved to America. I have lived in Las Vegas ever since.

      I will remember those rules and read those threads. Thank you kind sir.

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      • Pastor Ezekiel
        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
         
        • Sep 2006
        • 78556

        #4
        Re: Hello, I am Agnes.

        Well thanks for asking! Here's one now.

        Who Will Jesus Damn?

        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Faith_Machine
          Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • Mar 2011
          • 10050

          #5
          Re: Hello, I am Agnes.

          Welcome aboard, Agnes! I once spent several hours witnessing to a young lady I met in Las Vegas by the name of Annabel Chong. Are you related to her?

          Really a nice girl; I was there in Vegas with about 70 guys from my church group, and we spent about ten hours reading to her from the Bible and praying with her, and let me tell you, her appetite for the Lord's word was insatiable!
          WARNING:
          In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
          REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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          • tombchong
            Unsaved trash, suspected jap
            Under Investigation
            • Oct 2011
            • 7

            #6
            Re: Hello, I am Agnes.

            Faith_Machine, I am not related to her.

            Pastor, I enjoyed that video. I also cannot fathom why people would believe such junk as evolution, when clearly the bible has it all! I have asked evolutionists (God mockers) a few of those questions, and they didn't come up with an answer. They dodged the question.

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            • Bible Student
              Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
              With Jesus now.
              True Christian™
              • Dec 2010
              • 2474

              #7
              Re: Hello, I am Agnes.

              Originally posted by tombchong View Post
              My name is Agnes Chong. I am a member of the Southern Hills Baptist Church and read from the KJV bible. my favorite verse is 1TH 5:3
              "For when they shall say , Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child ; and they shall not escape."
              It reminds me that the sinners of this world are going to burn in hell for their sins, and that I should spread the word of God and hopefully save them.

              I was raised going to church, reading the bible everyday, going to church three times a week. My father (rest in peace) raised me in a strict manner, for which I am grateful.
              Welcome Agnes. I didn't know Sin City had any churches. Do your pastors dress up as Elvis when they perform wedding ceremonies? Did your husband give you permission to post here? How often do you compel your children to read their 1611 King James Bible?
              YiJC, BS

              II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: Hello, I am Agnes.

                Originally posted by tombchong View Post
                My name is Agnes Chong.
                I'm still trying to figure out who Tomb is.
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • Bible Student
                  Master of Biblical Study and Ancient Languages
                  With Jesus now.
                  True Christian™
                  • Dec 2010
                  • 2474

                  #9
                  Re: Hello, I am Agnes.

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  Originally Posted by tombchong
                  My name is Agnes Chong.
                  I'm still trying to figure out who Tomb is.
                  I was kind of hoping she had a husband named Tom who opened an account for her here and gave her permission to post. Does the Dept. of Faith have any record of this?
                  YiJC, BS

                  II Peter 1:4 -- Whereby are giuen vnto vs exceeding great and precious promises, that by these you might bee partakers of thy diuine nature, hauing escaped the corruption that is in the world through lust.

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                  • Faith_Machine
                    Dyed-in-the-wool True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 10050

                    #10
                    Re: Hello, I am Agnes.

                    Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                    I'm still trying to figure out who Tomb is.
                    I suspect this user's screen name is a sly homage to Thomas B. Chong, one of the world's most notorious purveyors of dope culture.

                    If brain cells were human lives, this man would be guilty of genocide.
                    WARNING:
                    In accordance with article 7 of the Swaggart Amendment to the Landover Baptist Church Constitution, you are hereby notified that this forum user is a
                    REGISTERED SPIRITUAL PREDATOR, and prohibited from sending or receiving personal messages, text messages, or instant messages to forum users below the rank of True Christian™. This user is further prohibited from engaging with any persons in real-time audio or video "chats" via Web cams, Skype, Facetime, or any other Internet audio/video technology or service.

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