Hear ye, hear ye!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hear ye, hear ye!

Peasant? Boy, there are no field hands here. I know that Mr. Hutchins owns a large farm, but he has mexicans and negroes to do the dummy work.

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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[Dan U. Holier]

Re: Hear ye, hear ye!

...Alas, there is still hope for a select few...

Son, which evil force is driving you to spout such nonsense? What would be, hypothetically, unfortunate in having hope?

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YiC, DUH

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hear ye, hear ye!

It's almost like he's pretending to be a Christian while knowing nothing about it really just to mock God.



What a surprise!

Thanks for posting the search result unlike you he has never actually searched the scriptures for evidence of his belief system but once he starts (if he gets permission from his priest) he will probably find even less of those "beliefs" endorsed that you did!
Hallelujah!

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hear ye, hear ye!

Don't be ridiculous there's no such place as purgatory.

It's almost like he's pretending to be a Christian while knowing nothing about it really just to mock God.

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Your search - purgatory - did not match any documents.
No pages were found containing "purgatory".

What a surprise!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hear ye, hear ye!

purgatory.

Don't be ridiculous there's no such place as purgatory.

[theonlyoneinthecold]

Oh ye ignoble peasants! I, a true Christian, have come here to these ungodly forums to cleanse the evil spread among its malicious users. I hath studied many a postulates written by the various nithings who reside here and I have come to the conclusion that ye all shalt burn in purgatory. The ascended Jesus Christ will be the harbinger of justice for all you heathens at the end of time.

Alas, there is still hope for a select few. Reply to this post at once, and prove yourself worthy of Christ's love. Maybe then shalt ye be spared...

/Reverend Robert