Hear ye, hear ye!

[theonlyoneinthecold]

Oh ye ignoble peasants! I, a true Christian, have come here to these ungodly forums to cleanse the evil spread among its malicious users. I hath studied many a postulates written by the various nithings who reside here and I have come to the conclusion that ye all shalt burn in purgatory. The ascended Jesus Christ will be the harbinger of justice for all you heathens at the end of time.

Alas, there is still hope for a select few. Reply to this post at once, and prove yourself worthy of Christ's love. Maybe then shalt ye be spared...

/Reverend Robert

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hear ye, hear ye!

purgatory.

Don't be ridiculous there's no such place as purgatory.

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Hear ye, hear ye!

Don't be ridiculous there's no such place as purgatory.

It's almost like he's pretending to be a Christian while knowing nothing about it really just to mock God.

Bible Search Search took 0.08 seconds.

Your search - purgatory - did not match any documents.
No pages were found containing "purgatory".

What a surprise!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hear ye, hear ye!

It's almost like he's pretending to be a Christian while knowing nothing about it really just to mock God.



What a surprise!

Thanks for posting the search result unlike you he has never actually searched the scriptures for evidence of his belief system but once he starts (if he gets permission from his priest) he will probably find even less of those "beliefs" endorsed that you did!
Hallelujah!

[Dan U. Holier]

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...Alas, there is still hope for a select few...

Son, which evil force is driving you to spout such nonsense? What would be, hypothetically, unfortunate in having hope?

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YiC, DUH

[Zechariah Smyth]

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Peasant? Boy, there are no field hands here. I know that Mr. Hutchins owns a large farm, but he has mexicans and negroes to do the dummy work.

YiC,

Z. Smyth
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[theonlyoneinthecold]

Re: Hear ye, hear ye!

Ay, the opinions of the feeble minded! Ye hath all been corrupted by Satan's influence. Ye proclaimeth that purgatory doth not exist, yet in fact you know it deep in your wretched hearts that I speaketh truth, and only truth!

Hath ye not yearnings to be ascended along me and my peers? This is truly your finaly warning. Cast aside all your heresy and join me - fore together we shalt be reborn in paradise!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hear ye, hear ye!

Ay, the opinions of the feeble minded! Ye hath all been corrupted by Satan's influence. Ye proclaimeth that purgatory doth not exist, yet in fact you know it deep in your wretched hearts that I speaketh truth, and only truth!

Hath ye not yearnings to be ascended along me and my peers? This is truly your finaly (sic) warning. Cast aside all your heresy and join me - fore together we shalt be reborn in paradise!

Let's see how that works out, hmm?



(Proverbs 19:9) "A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that
speaketh lies shall perish."

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[theonlyoneinthecold]

Re: Hear ye, hear ye!

Let's see how that works out, hmm?



(Proverbs 19:9) "A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that
speaketh lies shall perish."

YiC,

Z. Smyth

How can you claim that my truthful and sincere statement was a falsity? In addition, smiting the all-mighty and rightful God himself, I would assume he is not overly pleased with you.

Take into consideration what He have given you, and don't make your arbitrary attempts of slander into a hobby of yours.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hear ye, hear ye!

Ay, the opinions of the feeble minded! Ye hath all been corrupted by Satan's influence. Ye proclaimeth that purgatory doth not exist, yet in fact you know it deep in your wretched hearts that I speaketh truth, and only truth!

Hath ye not yearnings to be ascended along me and my peers? This is truly your finaly warning. Cast aside all your heresy and join me - fore together we shalt be reborn in paradise!

AND THEN YOU SAID:

*** i'm an attention whore, weeeeeeeeee!!! ***

The fact that you came back for more "warnings" ( ) makes you a liar.

God hates liars (Proverbs 12:22).

Therefore: God hates you.

<---you

YiC,

Z. Smyth

[Alphonse Alban]

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Ye proclaimeth that purgatory doth not exist, yet in fact you know it deep in your wretched hearts that I speaketh truth, and only truth!

Sure, feel free to back that purgatory up with scripture any time now. What's next outside bible, seven deadly sins and magic underwear?

[Faith_Machine]

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...prove yourself worthy of Christ's love.

Friend, you seem awfully confused. Could you please cite the exact Bible verse where it says I am worthy of Christ's love, or that there is anything I can do to make myself worthy of His love?

[Bible Student]

Re: Hear ye, hear ye!

Oh ye ignoble peasants! I, a true Christian, have come here to these ungodly forums to cleanse the evil spread among its malicious users. I hath studied many a postulates written by the various nithings who reside here and I have come to the conclusion that ye all shalt burn in purgatory. The ascended Jesus Christ will be the harbinger of justice for all you heathens at the end of time.

Alas, there is still hope for a select few. Reply to this post at once, and prove yourself worthy of Christ's love. Maybe then shalt ye be spared...

/Reverend Robert

So I see you are a Catolick pretending to be a Christian. I've got news for you Mr. Pretender, even the pope decided to do away with purgatory because their was no scriptural basis for that false belief. I dare say that you appear to be one of those old fogies known as the Opus Dei. They too cannot let go of former tenets for which their was no biblical verification.

[Vavoline Johnson]

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So I see you are a Catolick pretending to be a Christian. I've got news for you Mr. Pretender, even the pope decided to do away with purgatory because their was no scriptural basis for that false belief. I dare say that you appear to be one of those old fogies known as the Opus Dei. They too cannot let go of former tenets for which their was no biblical verification.

Oh them old Catlicks jist do it fo the free food an wine.
The bread sticks is awful but the wine OK.
Anyway, you git a lot of folks pretending to be them ( specially Joos) cause the treat them churches like they goin to free buffets.
Go to 3 oh 4 services and you full and a lil buzzed, too

[Humongous]

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well, he sure sounds like one of them queen kissin' anglish round tablers from the olden times?

hey lancelot, why don't you go back to worshipin Merlin, and leave us True Christians™ alone!

In His name,
Lori H.