Hey

[thesinner]

I just want to say that i LOVE your forums. I would like to join your ranks and become one of the luck people who can be Saved. I dont want to go to hell, and after reading a lot of what on here i am afraid that i will. What can i do to stop that?
Also i love the emmoticons on here, glad to know some other people hate those awful muslims like i do
Thanks for any advice.
Praise be to Jesus!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Hey

I just want to say that i LOVE your forums. I would like to join your ranks and become one of the luck people who can be Saved. I dont want to go to hell, and after reading a lot of what on here i am afraid that i will. What can i do to stop that?
Also i love the emmoticons on here, glad to know some other people hate those awful muslims like i do
Thanks for any advice.
Praise be to Jesus!

I'm sorry, friend, but can you point out where a True Christian(tm) has specifically said that he or she hated mooslims?

Also, would you like to make a proper introduction now? Where you go to church, what your favorite Bible verse is, how you came to find Jesus, that sort of stuff.

Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Youth Minister Harry]

Re: Hey

I dont want to go to hell, and after reading a lot of what on here i am afraid that i will. What can i do to stop that?

The bad news is you are highly unlikely to make it into Heaven. The good news is, being Saved is simple!

You must simply devote yourself to doing God's will on Earth exactly as instructed in the King James 1611 Bible and not stray from that path He has provided for you. You can start by telling us what church you attend, what your favorite Bible verse is, and a little about yourself. How old are you? Are you height/weight proportionate? DDF?

Sprinkled In A Crimson Glaze Of God's Savior Sauce,
Harry Lester

[Bible Student]

Re: Hey

I just want to say that i LOVE your forums. I would like to join your ranks and become one of the luck people who can be Saved. I dont want to go to hell, and after reading a lot of what on here i am afraid that i will. What can i do to stop that?
Also i love the emmoticons on here, glad to know some other people hate those awful muslims like i do
Thanks for any advice.
Praise be to Jesus!

A word of caution, you should not use your street address as your User Name. You might not know it but there are all types of unsavory people like Satan and his minions trawling the InterWebs looking for souls to corrupt. Now they know where to find you.