Hey, Im Ben.

[BenLovesGod]

Where to start..

My name is Ben. I go to Phinney Ridge Lutheran Church
I want to be saved which i know will be hard because i didn't find God until i was 7 years old. Ever since then i have been an active church goer and believer. I assist every Wednesday at our youth group. I hope to be accepted into a community of such high class believers. If there is anything i can do to assist you in the lords will please please let me know..

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hey, Im Ben.

Well friend, you can start by capitalizing the word "Lord."

Next, you can smuggle a hidden camera into those Wednesday night papist meetings, document all the child molesting that goes on, and turn that evidence over to the appropriate law enforcement agency.

[Felicity]

Re: Hey, Im Ben.

Hello Ben! Welcome to God's favorite forum.

I knew a Ben once. My father broke his legs because my father didn't like the way he looked at me.

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hey, Im Ben.

Where to start..

My name is Ben. I go to Phinney Ridge Lutheran Church
I want to be saved which i know will be hard because i didn't find God until i was 7 years old. Ever since then i have been an active church goer and believer. I assist every Wednesday at our youth group. I hope to be accepted into a community of such high class believers. If there is anything i can do to assist you in the lords will please please let me know..

How reconcile “finding God” aged “7ears old” with nevertheless still being unsaved? Is there something you're not mentioning?

Perhaps one of Pastor Ezekiel Flint's threads might be helpful for you:

(and welcome to the Landover forum)

[BenLovesGod]

Re: Hey, Im Ben.

Please forgive me, you see there is alot for me to learn.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: Hey, Im Ben.

Son, it's not our forgiveness you need worry about; it's Jesus you need to talk to about that.

Now then, Wednesday will soon be upon us. Have you begun shopping for a hidden camera?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey, Im Ben.

Please forgive me, you see there is alot for me to learn.

If you tell me that your last name is "Dover" I'm going to ban you so fast it'll make your head spin, boy.

FYI: Lutherans are not Christians.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Hey, Im Ben.

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[I see Rev. Flint has already answered this point† while I was attending to the meat]
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Please forgive me, you see there is alot for me to learn.

Hi Ben. Have you done something wrong? Thank-you for actually posting in the introduction form and for telling us something about yourself. You'd be surprised how many heathens just start spouting off their muck wherever they feel like it. You have not done that (have you?) - but one thing none of us will overlook is the Lutheranism. I've never been to Seattle but it does seem that Lutherans in America are a bit different from Lutherans in Australia (although one group did align with the [American] Ohio Synod in the early 1900's).

Therefore I cannot post scripture which might be heplful for you because I don't know how your Church operates. †The Pastors will know however.

God does tell us about a certain type of person (everyone):

ROMANS 3
12 They are all gone out of the way, they are together become vnprofitable, there is none that doeth good, no not one.
13 Their throat is an open sepulchre, with their tongues they haue vsed deceit, the poyson of Aspes is vnder their lippes:
©1611

and you will be able to recognise these unregenerate snakes in any Lutheran pulpit where they may appear & once you start reading The Bible it will be easy for you to spot the doctrinal error that is seducing them all to Hell.

Thanks once again for an ok(ish) introductory post IN THE CORRECT FORUM

Here are some lovely birds.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hey, Im Ben.

So Ben, being you want to get awat from the Satanists that are Lutherans, I am sure you'll have no problem telling us about the perverted rituals you people do in your so called 'Churches'. I have heard something about VM (Virginal Manipulations). What does that mean? How do you know they are Virginal? I hope it is not as disgusting as I have been imagining.

[BenLovesGod]

Re: Hey, Im Ben.

Pastor, my last name is not dover. My parents were not that cruel.

And Faith_Machine i respect what you are trying to do, which is bury the corruptness but i cannot advocate spying on the people who help spread the word of the Lord, unless i have proof they are preforming illegitimate arts.

If you guys can prove to me what branch i should change to and why i should i would be happy to check it out. Thank you all for your input.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hey, Im Ben.

What branch? Why are you out on a limb? Faith in God is not something that you just wander aimlessly about like searching for a frat party.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hey, Im Ben.

Pastor, my last name is not dover. My parents were not that cruel.

And Faith_Machine i respect what you are trying to do, which is bury the corruptness but i cannot advocate spying on the people who help spread the word of the Lord, unless i have proof they are preforming illegitimate arts.

If you guys can prove to me what branch i should change to and why i should i would be happy to check it out. Thank you all for your input.

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[BenLovesGod]

Re: Hey, Im Ben.

Im not sure where the nearest baptist church is located..

[James Hutchins]

Re: Hey, Im Ben.

That is because the slants stole Google

[BenLovesGod]

Re: Hey, Im Ben.

Thank you all for your input, I'm excited to be apart of the community.